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Jonathan Ganz December 3rd 04 01:01 AM

Neal Warren - bald guy
 
Hey, did anyone notice? He's bald as a egg. Maybe he can get one of
those hair replacement treatments where they take hair from his ugly
mustache and put it on top of his ugly head.

http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

The link should really read "littleimperfections.html." That would
probably be more accurate for a bunch of reasons.

It's also pretty obvious that Nelly never goes anywhere. A smart move
for two reasons. First, I hesitate to advocate suicide. Second, it
would take away from his time polishing his helmet in front of his
notebook with his fake women.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Bob Crantz December 3rd 04 03:27 AM

Maybe he shaves his head? What matters is what the good Lord put inside that
head. It's obvious that there's enough extra room in your head for several
demons to exist! Amen! Praise!

Bob Crantz

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, did anyone notice? He's bald as a egg. Maybe he can get one of
those hair replacement treatments where they take hair from his ugly
mustache and put it on top of his ugly head.

http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

The link should really read "littleimperfections.html." That would
probably be more accurate for a bunch of reasons.

It's also pretty obvious that Nelly never goes anywhere. A smart move
for two reasons. First, I hesitate to advocate suicide. Second, it
would take away from his time polishing his helmet in front of his
notebook with his fake women.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Jonathan Ganz December 3rd 04 06:10 AM

In article .net,
Bob Crantz wrote:
Glory Hole! Amen! Praise!

Bob Crantz

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Bob Crantz December 4th 04 12:15 AM

The reason he is bald is because his brain is so powerful. It generates too
much heaT WHEN USED AT ITS EXTRAORDINARY CAPACITY, so a lack of hair
increases the cooling efficacy.

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, did anyone notice? He's bald as a egg. Maybe he can get one of
those hair replacement treatments where they take hair from his ugly
mustache and put it on top of his ugly head.

http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

The link should really read "littleimperfections.html." That would
probably be more accurate for a bunch of reasons.

It's also pretty obvious that Nelly never goes anywhere. A smart move
for two reasons. First, I hesitate to advocate suicide. Second, it
would take away from his time polishing his helmet in front of his
notebook with his fake women.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 12:36 AM

Good and logical try but that's not it at all.

As a good Christian man you should have heard the
truth that God only makes a few perfect heads. The
others he covers with hair to hide his mistakes.

CN


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message .net...
The reason he is bald is because his brain is so powerful. It generates too
much heaT WHEN USED AT ITS EXTRAORDINARY CAPACITY, so a lack of hair
increases the cooling efficacy.

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, did anyone notice? He's bald as a egg. Maybe he can get one of
those hair replacement treatments where they take hair from his ugly
mustache and put it on top of his ugly head.

http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

The link should really read "littleimperfections.html." That would
probably be more accurate for a bunch of reasons.

It's also pretty obvious that Nelly never goes anywhere. A smart move
for two reasons. First, I hesitate to advocate suicide. Second, it
would take away from his time polishing his helmet in front of his
notebook with his fake women.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Jonathan Ganz December 4th 04 04:38 AM

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
.net...
The reason he is bald is because his brain is so powerful. It generates
too
much heaT WHEN USED AT ITS EXTRAORDINARY CAPACITY, so a lack of hair
increases the cooling efficacy.

Amen! Glory Hole!

Bob Crantz


Yeah, he's an airhead.



Thom Stewart December 4th 04 08:49 PM

Bob,

It's not nice to call the Crapton a "HOT HEAD"

Ole Thom


Jonathan Ganz December 4th 04 09:25 PM

AIR HEAD is more accurate.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Bob,

It's not nice to call the Crapton a "HOT HEAD"

Ole Thom




Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 09:44 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Bob,

It's not nice to call the Crapton a "HOT HEAD"

Ole Thom


Who said that? Probably Gaynz? He thinks only of head -
head of any sort as long as it's the homo type.

CN

Jonathan Ganz December 4th 04 09:53 PM

Haahaha... can't even read. He said BOB! You're bottom buddy BOB
CRANTZASSHOLE.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Bob,

It's not nice to call the Crapton a "HOT HEAD"

Ole Thom


Who said that? Probably Gaynz? He thinks only of head -
head of any sort as long as it's the homo type.

CN





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