Good and logical try but that's not it at all.

As a good Christian man you should have heard the
truth that God only makes a few perfect heads. The
others he covers with hair to hide his mistakes.

CN


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message .net...
The reason he is bald is because his brain is so powerful. It generates too
much heaT WHEN USED AT ITS EXTRAORDINARY CAPACITY, so a lack of hair
increases the cooling efficacy.

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, did anyone notice? He's bald as a egg. Maybe he can get one of
those hair replacement treatments where they take hair from his ugly
mustache and put it on top of his ugly head.

http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

The link should really read "littleimperfections.html." That would
probably be more accurate for a bunch of reasons.

It's also pretty obvious that Nelly never goes anywhere. A smart move
for two reasons. First, I hesitate to advocate suicide. Second, it
would take away from his time polishing his helmet in front of his
notebook with his fake women.



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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."