My hair started falling out when I was twenty-five. That's over
thirty years ago. So it could not be your poor Voodoo doll's
sad fate that had anything to do with it.

CN


"Seahag" wrote in message ...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we regularly
walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message news:iW7sd.228768$df2.110605@edtnps89...
Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Neal....you were still here when I posted those pictures...you replied to
them....so I'm forced to believe that there was an imposter or else your
Alzheimer's has gotten the best of you...the pictures are no more....I
didn't save them when I got the new computer....I will take another picture
of Elizabeth, my voodoo doll, though, and post it to Webshots within the
next few days....she has a much prettier face than yours...and BTW, if you
need verification, Haggie will tell you that this is all so...


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32

"Women and cats will do as they please..." (Heinlein)...and we don't really
care what the men and dogs think....(katy)
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
But, Katy, I've not been here for almost a year. How would I know about
your recent webshots? Before I left to sail the seven seas, all you had
was
one or two lame pics of you and you and Mr. Sails.

Give me the link to the particular photo and I'll be man enough to tell
you if I've seen it and forgot or if I've not seen it at all.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh??? You've seen pictures of my cute voodoo doll...they were on
Webshots
for a long time...oh man, so you're really not the real neal????

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Where can I see a pic of your 'cute' Voodoo doll?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
A little exorcize never hurt anyone...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...
What a twisted, satanic mind you have. The noble Captain Neal put
effort
into sharing one of his true passions with us all and you can only
resort
to
to the vitriol spewed by a mind of demonic possession!

You are obviously possessed and in need of an exorcism. Amen! Glory!
Why
must you attack all the good the Almighty has put into this world?
Why
must
you cower and hiss at the Lord's good works? Praise be to God! Amen!

The lava lakes of Hell await demon-man! Amen! You will be cast down
in
the
glory hole to hell! Praise!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

Oh, whoopdee doo....I'm infecting my doll (your effigy) with prostatitis...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

touchy touchy...ya know, the only people who really mind men being bald are
men...most women don't give male pattern baldness another thought...after
all, look atMr Sails, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, Yul Brenner, Telly
Savalas (although I never thought he was that great), my grandpa, my
brother...I bet they all worry or were worried about it but no one else
seemed to notice....
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iW7sd.228768$df2.110605@edtnps89...
Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too
cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still
able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives
me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Won't do you any good. Rarely use the thing any more.


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Oh, whoopdee doo....I'm infecting my doll (your effigy) with prostatitis...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

But it will hurt like heck...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Won't do you any good. Rarely use the thing any more.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Oh, whoopdee doo....I'm infecting my doll (your effigy) with
prostatitis...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Actually, being bald is a good thing for a sailor. I never
let it bother me. I think people, men and women, who think
being bald is some kind of a disease or something are
retarded in their understanding of the normal state
of the male animal.

Besides, studies have shown that most bald men are
more sexually active than their hirsute brethren.
Something to do with increased testosterone levels.

In other words, a greater degree of manliness.

Lots of long thick tresses on the head is a female thing.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
touchy touchy...ya know, the only people who really mind men being bald are
men...most women don't give male pattern baldness another thought...after
all, look atMr Sails, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, Yul Brenner, Telly
Savalas (although I never thought he was that great), my grandpa, my
brother...I bet they all worry or were worried about it but no one else
seemed to notice....
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iW7sd.228768$df2.110605@edtnps89...
Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too
cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still
able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives
me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

OK, I believe you. Seems like I vaguely remember something like that.

Maybe I've just lead such a full and diversified life this past several
months that I've moved aside some unnecessary information and stored
some more current and more useful information in its stead.

I don't think I have Alzheimer's. Now, what were we talking about . . .

CN



"katysails" wrote in message ...
Neal....you were still here when I posted those pictures...you replied to
them....so I'm forced to believe that there was an imposter or else your
Alzheimer's has gotten the best of you...the pictures are no more....I
didn't save them when I got the new computer....I will take another picture
of Elizabeth, my voodoo doll, though, and post it to Webshots within the
next few days....she has a much prettier face than yours...and BTW, if you
need verification, Haggie will tell you that this is all so...


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32

"Women and cats will do as they please..." (Heinlein)...and we don't really
care what the men and dogs think....(katy)
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
But, Katy, I've not been here for almost a year. How would I know about
your recent webshots? Before I left to sail the seven seas, all you had
was
one or two lame pics of you and you and Mr. Sails.

Give me the link to the particular photo and I'll be man enough to tell
you if I've seen it and forgot or if I've not seen it at all.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh??? You've seen pictures of my cute voodoo doll...they were on
Webshots
for a long time...oh man, so you're really not the real neal????

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Where can I see a pic of your 'cute' Voodoo doll?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
A little exorcize never hurt anyone...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...
What a twisted, satanic mind you have. The noble Captain Neal put
effort
into sharing one of his true passions with us all and you can only
resort
to
to the vitriol spewed by a mind of demonic possession!

You are obviously possessed and in need of an exorcism. Amen! Glory!
Why
must you attack all the good the Almighty has put into this world?
Why
must
you cower and hiss at the Lord's good works? Praise be to God! Amen!

The lava lakes of Hell await demon-man! Amen! You will be cast down
in
the
glory hole to hell! Praise!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

Yeah, I'm still waiting for you to even try to break into my system, so I
can put you out of business for good.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to
move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Sure do talk about a lot, given that it doesn't bother you.... bald freak.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Actually, being bald is a good thing for a sailor. I never
let it bother me. I think people, men and women, who think
being bald is some kind of a disease or something are
retarded in their understanding of the normal state
of the male animal.

Besides, studies have shown that most bald men are
more sexually active than their hirsute brethren.
Something to do with increased testosterone levels.

In other words, a greater degree of manliness.

Lots of long thick tresses on the head is a female thing.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
touchy touchy...ya know, the only people who really mind men being bald
are
men...most women don't give male pattern baldness another thought...after
all, look atMr Sails, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, Yul Brenner, Telly
Savalas (although I never thought he was that great), my grandpa, my
brother...I bet they all worry or were worried about it but no one else
seemed to notice....
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iW7sd.228768$df2.110605@edtnps89...
Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've
used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too
cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still
able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives
me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even
had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Funny, except that you're the one who's been bending over. I tend to bend
over backward for people. Obviously, you prefer to bend over forward.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:yG6sd.227975$df2.204393@edtnps89...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

can't take it can you,

How could I dare to compete with someone like yourself ... it's obvious to
the rest of us that you have been taking it for so long... so often.....
so willingly... so frequently....

It must be hell to have all those callouses on your knees and forehead!

No wonder you act like such a Dick!

CM

We know you're into fruits.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Thank you kindly. There are a handful of real sailors here
in this group and you are one of them.

It is a pleasure to share the fruits (don't exite yourself, Gaynz)
of my labor with those who understand what sailing really means.

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:4B4sd.227513$df2.123668@edtnps89...
It's always a pleasure to see a well maintained vessel... Malo! I
envy
you your time and dedication to maintain such a 'Bristol' condition
aboard
your vessel.

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN

On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:39:29 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote this crap:

Is every Cal 20 owner such a whining pussy.... or is it just Gaynzy!


It's just Jon-boy. One of the members of my yacht club has a Cal 20,
and he's nothing like Jon-boy.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

How often does he beat you when you race your crapola hunter?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:39:29 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote this crap:

Is every Cal 20 owner such a whining pussy.... or is it just Gaynzy!


It's just Jon-boy. One of the members of my yacht club has a Cal 20,
and he's nothing like Jon-boy.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.


Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"BIGMAC" wrote in message
...


Rolling Rock?

That is one of the most disgusting bottled beers there is, if you
were
talking about the beer bottle on its own then that is not so
worrying.


But "A thing of beauty on any vessel" is a bit much.


Nice hair cut by the way!



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN

On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 23:58:10 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

How often does he beat you when you race your crapola hunter?


He never races it. We don't have a class that slow. Even the
McGreggor's would beat it.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Did it not occur to you that, given the way those people all lived, their
outcome was inevitable even without the voodoo doll?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to
move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose at all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Only the good die young . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Did it not occur to you that, given the way those people all lived, their
outcome was inevitable even without the voodoo doll?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to
move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

I agree!

Gasp, am I really agreeing with DSK? Must be sick
or something. . .


"DSK" wrote in message . ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose at all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Good one Doug!

CM

"DSK" wrote in message
While I wouldn't care to be on either, it would be much easier to cope
with being on Bubble's boat... if heavy weather struck, you could just
step off onto the dock and walk back to your car.

or drunk.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I agree!

Gasp, am I really agreeing with DSK? Must be sick
or something. . .


"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The
World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really
hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important
things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock
four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose
at all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

SV

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The
World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really
hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important
things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock
four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose at
all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Scott Vernon wrote:
Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

Has anybody come back a second time?
;)

DSK

If and when I ever have to use the halon fire
extinguisher, I shall enjoy every, ozone depleting
minute of it.

Not only will I put out a fire but I will be making
a "up yours, environmentalist fascists!" statement.

The sun creates more ozone in one day than man
has destroyed since he schlepped his sorry way
out of Africa.

CN

CN


"coves" wrote in message ...
Still using a Halon extinguisher dated 1993?? About time you updated to
something more environmentally friendly. Yours should have been phased out
by now and the contents removed and disposed of only by authorised recycling
companies.
Regards
Edgar

Capt. Neal® wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN

Yes, and a third.

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell
guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

Has anybody come back a second time?
;)

DSK

Ozone is also naturally broken down in the stratosphere. In an unpolluted
atmosphere there is a balance between the amount of ozone being produced and
destroyed and so the total concentration remains relatively constant.
Scout

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
If and when I ever have to use the halon fire
extinguisher, I shall enjoy every, ozone depleting
minute of it.

Not only will I put out a fire but I will be making
a "up yours, environmentalist fascists!" statement.

The sun creates more ozone in one day than man
has destroyed since he schlepped his sorry way
out of Africa.

CN

CN


"coves" wrote in message
...
Still using a Halon extinguisher dated 1993?? About time you updated to
something more environmentally friendly. Yours should have been phased
out
by now and the contents removed and disposed of only by authorised
recycling
companies.
Regards
Edgar

Capt. Neal® wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN

family doesn't count
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Yes, and a third.

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell
guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

Has anybody come back a second time?
;)

DSK

Haggie doesn't count...she comes back out of her charitable nature....

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Yes, and a third.

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell
guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

Has anybody come back a second time?
;)

DSK

"katysails" wrote ...
Haggie can't count...

she can when she's sober.
;)

In your case, I believe you haven't evolved beyond a microbe.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
If and when I ever have to use the halon fire
extinguisher, I shall enjoy every, ozone depleting
minute of it.

Not only will I put out a fire but I will be making
a "up yours, environmentalist fascists!" statement.

The sun creates more ozone in one day than man
has destroyed since he schlepped his sorry way
out of Africa.

CN

CN


"coves" wrote in message
...
Still using a Halon extinguisher dated 1993?? About time you updated to
something more environmentally friendly. Yours should have been phased
out
by now and the contents removed and disposed of only by authorised
recycling
companies.
Regards
Edgar

Capt. Neal® wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN

I wasn't talking about racing. I'm sure he beats you every day and you like
it like that.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 23:58:10 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

How often does he beat you when you race your crapola hunter?


He never races it. We don't have a class that slow. Even the
McGreggor's would beat it.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

You gonna be in a whole speck of trouble if you keep pickin on her...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote ...
Haggie can't count...

she can when she's sober.
;)

Ats OK, I got 11 months for her to cool down.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You gonna be in a whole speck of trouble if you keep pickin on
her...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote ...
Haggie can't count...

she can when she's sober.
;)

That's how lomg before she'll be sober again????

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Ats OK, I got 11 months for her to cool down.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You gonna be in a whole speck of trouble if you keep pickin on
her...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote ...
Haggie can't count...

she can when she's sober.
;)

"Chiminea for Tim'' ???


"Seahag" wrote in message
...
It might take longer, we bought a Chiminea for Tim yesterday...gonna
have
fires all winter!

Seahag

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Ats OK, I got 11 months for her to cool down.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You gonna be in a whole speck of trouble if you keep pickin on
her...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote ...
Haggie can't count...

she can when she's sober.
;)