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While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now, remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to clean out your fingernail. Done. -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either. He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand. (when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.) CN "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote this crap: Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as tree leaves. I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse. I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors. The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids. Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out and give the old anal area a good going over with it. Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you thought was a clean arse. Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn the correct way to wipe our collective arses. And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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