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Scott Vernon wrote:
While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Then, I'd eat it. Done.
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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."