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Scott Vernon December 1st 04 01:53 AM

NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it.

Scotty


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89...
Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into

the
bottle... then toss it!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette

butts?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Recobee" wrote in message
...

When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I

expected
his
sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail

with
Neal
probally
describes it best:

Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into
the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and

then fall
into
an alcoholic stupor.

Off course this could only take place in the relative safety

tied
off to a
mooring in the mangroves.

Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat.

However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to

crack
open a
bottle (or two). Good company is precious.

I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that

every
sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10

o'clock,
don't you?


Regards


Donal
--











Overproof December 1st 04 02:06 AM

It's called "Chasin' De Devil"... properly done you should notice a major
flame!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it.

Scotty


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89...
Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into

the
bottle... then toss it!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette

butts?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Recobee" wrote in message
...

When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I
expected
his
sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail

with
Neal
probally
describes it best:

Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into
the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and
then fall
into
an alcoholic stupor.

Off course this could only take place in the relative safety

tied
off to a
mooring in the mangroves.

Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat.

However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to

crack
open a
bottle (or two). Good company is precious.

I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that
every
sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10
o'clock,
don't you?


Regards


Donal
--













katysails December 1st 04 02:38 AM

Where do you find bottles big enough for your butt, anyway?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it.

Scotty


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89...
Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into

the
bottle... then toss it!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette

butts?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Recobee" wrote in message
...

When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I
expected
his
sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail

with
Neal
probally
describes it best:

Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into
the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and
then fall
into
an alcoholic stupor.

Off course this could only take place in the relative safety

tied
off to a
mooring in the mangroves.

Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat.

However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to

crack
open a
bottle (or two). Good company is precious.

I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that
every
sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10
o'clock,
don't you?


Regards


Donal
--













Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:44 AM

We were discussing Donals' butts. He throws them on the beaches and in
the water.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Where do you find bottles big enough for your butt, anyway?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it.

Scotty


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89...
Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into

the
bottle... then toss it!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette

butts?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Recobee" wrote in message
...

When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain,

I
expected
his
sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail

with
Neal
probally
describes it best:

Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk

into
the small hours until we solved all the world's problems,

and
then fall
into
an alcoholic stupor.

Off course this could only take place in the relative safety

tied
off to a
mooring in the mangroves.

Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat.

However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to

crack
open a
bottle (or two). Good company is precious.

I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot

that
every
sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10
o'clock,
don't you?


Regards


Donal
--















katysails December 1st 04 03:23 AM

He's got more than one??? I didn't realize he was so into water sports
other than sailing..

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
We were discussing Donals' butts. He throws them on the beaches and in
the water.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Where do you find bottles big enough for your butt, anyway?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it.

Scotty


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89...
Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into
the
bottle... then toss it!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette
butts?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Recobee" wrote in message
...

When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain,

I
expected
his
sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail
with
Neal
probally
describes it best:

Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk

into
the small hours until we solved all the world's problems,

and
then fall
into
an alcoholic stupor.

Off course this could only take place in the relative safety
tied
off to a
mooring in the mangroves.

Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat.

However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to
crack
open a
bottle (or two). Good company is precious.

I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot

that
every
sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10
o'clock,
don't you?


Regards


Donal
--

















Donal December 2nd 04 12:55 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts?


Certainly not. Glass is not biodegradeable.

Did you know that AAussies are not allowed to change the plug on an electric
kettle? The have to call in a "qualified" electrician.




Regards


Donal
--




Scott Vernon December 2nd 04 05:37 AM


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette

butts?


Certainly not. Glass is not biodegradeable.

Did you know that AAussies are not allowed to change the plug on an

electric
kettle? The have to call in a "qualified" electrician.



Is Awstralia a liberal country?



Horvath December 2nd 04 12:06 PM

On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:55:23 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts?


Certainly not. Glass is not biodegradeable.

Did you know that AAussies are not allowed to change the plug on an electric
kettle? The have to call in a "qualified" electrician.


Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Nav December 2nd 04 08:55 PM



OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:


Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word?



Only when pronounced by a girl.


With a lisp.

Cheers


Nav December 2nd 04 08:57 PM

Hey Oz, did you ever notice that "American" sounds like
"A merry can" and you know what the can is in American...

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:


Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word?



Only when pronounced by a girl.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




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