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Sailing with Neal
When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. |
"Recobee" wrote
Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. How can you be ''Off course'' while tied to a mooring? SV |
Scott Vernon wrote:
How can you be ''Off course'' while tied to a mooring? If it's dragging? DSK |
Plonk!
"Recobee" wrote in message ... snip Gaynz style worthless post. |
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Scott Vernon wrote: "Recobee" wrote Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. How can you be ''Off course'' while tied to a mooring? SV For Neal, do you really have to ask this? -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote: Plonk! "Recobee" wrote in message ... snip Gaynz style worthless post. Bull.. you don't know how to plonk. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts?
Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
"Donal" wrote in message Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. I sail a wet boat.... beers get spilled everywhere.... there are times I am forced to insist the rations be doubled when stockpiling alcohol for a daily sail ...... to compensate for spillage and waste underway!! Sailing Sober is for Rank Amatuers and Limp Wristed Liberal Peta Activists that lament the slaughter of a people they would normally disdain as beneath their social stature. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. Good Grief!!!!..... by the time I make anchor and secure the vessel for the night .... I'm forced to take a funnel to admister adequate acholic rations to the crew! I've got it down pat to resistance decrease per liter guzzeled.... I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Geez Donal.... calling him a Club Racer is pretty harsh don't you think? CM |
Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into the
bottle... then toss it! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it.
Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89... Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into the bottle... then toss it! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
It's called "Chasin' De Devil"... properly done you should notice a major
flame! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it. Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89... Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into the bottle... then toss it! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
Where do you find bottles big enough for your butt, anyway?
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it. Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89... Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into the bottle... then toss it! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
We were discussing Donals' butts. He throws them on the beaches and in
the water. Scotty "katysails" wrote in message ... Where do you find bottles big enough for your butt, anyway? "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it. Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89... Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into the bottle... then toss it! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
He's got more than one??? I didn't realize he was so into water sports
other than sailing.. "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... We were discussing Donals' butts. He throws them on the beaches and in the water. Scotty "katysails" wrote in message ... Where do you find bottles big enough for your butt, anyway? "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... NEVER, EVER put a lit butt into a bottle that had Overproof in it. Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:b29rd.212097$df2.178296@edtnps89... Everybody knows littering is bad..... always put your butts into the bottle... then toss it! CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Recobee" wrote in message ... When asked who would sail with this 25 ton mangrove captain, I expected his sock puppets would go along. Donal's description of a sail with Neal probally describes it best: Our discussions would range far and wide. We would talk into the small hours until we solved all the world's problems, and then fall into an alcoholic stupor. Off course this could only take place in the relative safety tied off to a mooring in the mangroves. Recobee, you are a complete idiot. I sail a "dry" boat. However, when we reach our destination, we are not afraid to crack open a bottle (or two). Good company is precious. I get the impression that you are the typical boring idiot that every sailing club has to put up with. You like to be in bed by 10 o'clock, don't you? Regards Donal -- |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Certainly not. Glass is not biodegradeable. Did you know that AAussies are not allowed to change the plug on an electric kettle? The have to call in a "qualified" electrician. Regards Donal -- |
"Donal" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Certainly not. Glass is not biodegradeable. Did you know that AAussies are not allowed to change the plug on an electric kettle? The have to call in a "qualified" electrician. Is Awstralia a liberal country? |
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:55:23 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Do you throw the bottles in the water along with your cigarette butts? Certainly not. Glass is not biodegradeable. Did you know that AAussies are not allowed to change the plug on an electric kettle? The have to call in a "qualified" electrician. Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
OzOne wrote: On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Only when pronounced by a girl. With a lisp. Cheers |
Hey Oz, did you ever notice that "American" sounds like
"A merry can" and you know what the can is in American... Cheers OzOne wrote: On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Only when pronounced by a girl. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Only when pronounced by a girl. You mean by a pussie. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Aw-w-h-h... poor little navvie is still smartin' from the ass kickin' he got
the other night? Get over it nav.... you're starting to sound like a vindictive bitch. CM "Nav" wrote in message ... Hey Oz, did you ever notice that "American" sounds like "A merry can" and you know what the can is in American... Cheers OzOne wrote: On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Only when pronounced by a girl. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Oh my.... another lamer with a sore ass....
CM OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 09:57:26 +1300, Nav scribbled thusly: Hey Oz, did you ever notice that "American" sounds like "A merry can" and you know what the can is in American... Cheers But what's a merry can....a drunk kanook? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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Overproof wrote: Aw-w-h-h... poor little navvie is still smartin' from the ass kickin' he got the other night? You sound like a 6 year old. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message You sound like a 6 year old. I bet Nav loves the feeling of your tongue lickin' his ass right now Gaynz! CM |
"Nav" wrote in message ... Hey Oz, did you ever notice that "American" sounds like "A merry can" Only if you're french, and then, nobody cares. SV |
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article , OzOne wrote: On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Only when pronounced by a girl. You mean by me? |
In article YWMrd.266659$9b.105580@edtnps84,
Overproof wrote: "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message You sound like a 6 year old. I bet Nav loves the feeling of your tongue lickin' his ass right now Gaynz! Now, you sound like a 15 year old gay boy who finally came out of the closet. How often have you tried this on a guy? It sure sounds like you're very experienced! -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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Scott Vernon wrote: "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article , OzOne wrote: On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:06:20 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Ever notice that "aussie" and "wussie" are nearly the same word? Only when pronounced by a girl. You mean by me? You're a pussy and a girl. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Overproof" wrote in message news:YWMrd.266659$9b.105580@edtnps84... "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message You sound like a 6 year old. I bet Nav loves the feeling of your tongue lickin' his ass right now Gaynz! CM Would you be posting in reply to one Jonathan Edward Ganz who signs his posts Jonathan Ganz ) http://www.gaynow.com "If there's no wind, suck." Yes? I thought as much. I wish you'd just ignore the silly little perverted PUTZ. CN |
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=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote: "Overproof" wrote in message news:YWMrd.266659$9b.105580@edtnps84... "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message You sound like a 6 year old. I bet Nav loves the feeling of your tongue lickin' his ass right now Gaynz! CM Would you be posting in reply to one Neal Warren Yes? I thought as much. I wish you'd just ignore the silly little obsessions with him. CN -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote ...
I bet Nav loves the feeling of your tongue lickin' his ass right now Gaynz! Now, you sound like a 15 year old gay boy who finally came out of the closet. It sure sounds like you're very experienced! What's your phone number? |
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Scott Vernon wrote: "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote ... I bet Nav loves the feeling of your tongue lickin' his ass right now Gaynz! Now, you sound like a 15 year old gay boy who finally came out of the closet. It sure sounds like you're very experienced! -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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