Thank-you:^D

Seahag
"Overproof" wrote in message
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Oh... that's so bad ...in so many ways! :-)

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
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That's poutine it mildly!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote in message
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Run em even harder and you'll get cheese....

"Overproof" wrote in message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:

Exxxxxxxcellent..... how do these people live beyond 10 years
without the slightest clue of where eggs come from, where milk comes
from


Chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

...and if you run the cows hard you'll get 'Strawberry Milk'!!

CM

Yeah, I don't have a fridge big enough for deer leftovers!

Seahag
"katysails" wrote:
Well, that's better than eating the quarry...

"Seahag" wrote:
I've taken him on the roof top by Muller's for the Blue Angels and
fireworks right from the start. I've seen a lot of dogs panic from noise
so I figured if we showed him it was "fun" he wouldn't be scared.

He'll make a good huntin' dawg someday...he has a half decent point
already. Problem is he keeps kissing everything he gets near!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
Means he's not gun shy...

"Seahag" wrote:

"katysails" wrote:
Naw...if you want beagles to bay all you have to do is go outside an
pretend you're a fire siren. People in back of us breed afghans and
PBGV's...everytime a siren goes off down on the bottom road they start
sounding off.

I've not heard Scupper howl yet, but he loves fireworks. The Navy
Academy had fireworks the other night, as soon as we heard the first
couple Scupper had to get outside to see them. It's funny, he figured
out the colored lights in the sky his second July 4th, but he checks
out the other people on boats and the echos off buildings around us!

Seahag

"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote

He'll make a good huntin' dawg someday...

Yeah, if you're hunting road cones.

Haha...the one at the boatyard is only about a foot tall now, we're still
trying to get him through it!

Seahag

Good one, Ole Thom. Good to some humor here.

CN

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Yeah and 1% milk comes from skinny cow, and lean beef comes from cows
with to short legs on the same side, short ribs come from dwarf cows,
ground beef from cows with no legs AND i'm going to bed.

Good Nite
Ole Thom

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 19:18:42 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.


How do you get yogurt?





You go up to a herd of gurts and get the attention of one
by yelling , "Yo, gurt!"

CN

What about horse feathers?

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"katysails" wrote in message
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bad...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Make them live in a cottage and get cottage cheese.


"katysails" wrote in message
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Make em stand out in a cold shed and get ice cream...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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Run em even harder and you'll get cheese....

"Overproof" wrote in message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:

Exxxxxxxcellent..... how do these people live beyond 10 years
without
the slightest clue of where eggs come from, where milk comes from


Chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

...and if you run the cows hard you'll get 'Strawberry Milk'!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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We've got roosters crowing here...when you've been around them a
longtime, you don't even notice them anymore...now when the donkey lived
next door, that was a different story...he would stand out in the pasture
bawling and braying as soon as the sun came up until the sun went
down....the ponies in with him hated him and wouldn't let him
socialize....they finally put a goat in with him and they liked each other
(I figured the way they both smelled that they canceled each other
out...). Our southern property line is actually a private drive with
several houses on the other side....an "artist" rented the place all the
way back a few winters ago. One day the steers from next door got loose
and I went out to round them up and get them back where they were supposed
to be. I picked up a stick from under the mulberry tree and went out
armed to do some serious butt whacking. This "artist" comes running down
the drive waving a shotgun and shouting about the dangerous bulls loose on
the road and told me to get back or I'd be killed. He actually had his
gun leveled at the first steer. I got in front of the cow and told the
guy to go home before he ended up shooting off his own foot or something
and that if Lester, the neighbor was home and saw him waving a gun at his
next year's dinner, he'd be wearing that gun around his neck. I then
proceeded to start smacking cow butt until they went back through the hole
they'd made in the fence. The guy came up to me and said how brave I was
to be able to handle bulls like that. I looked at him and said "They're
not bulls". He insisted I was wrong. I finally had to get in the pen and
life a tail to show him what wasn't there. He blushed a very nice shade
of red and went back to his house...didn't see him the rest of that
winter.



Err, Katy, my dear. It might be that a little tale of fantasy was
penned above.

I'm a farm boy and I've milked cows, fed and cleaned up after
steers and handled bulls in the breeding pens. A mature breeder
bull's testicles are huge and hang almost down to the ground.
One would not have to raise a tail to show what was missing.

For a dog maybe, but for a bull? Well, let me say you're full
of bull. He he!

CN

On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 10:38:16 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


How do you get yogurt?

You go up to a herd of gurts and get the attention of one
by yelling , "Yo, gurt!"


You shouldn't start drinking so early in the morning.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

You're mostly a liar. If you'd like me to prove it, just let me know.

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Err, Katy, my dear. It might be that a little tale of fantasy was
penned above.

I'm a farm boy and I've milked cows, fed and cleaned up after
steers and handled bulls in the breeding pens. A mature breeder
bull's testicles are huge and hang almost down to the ground.
One would not have to raise a tail to show what was missing.

For a dog maybe, but for a bull? Well, let me say you're full
of bull. He he!

CN

That was the object of the story...duh....the guy was a city guy and was
basing his whole theory that they were bulls on the fact that they had a
sheath....he didn't even bother to confirm that the rest of the parts were
there....and you're telling someone who stood a stallion for years about
cattle breeding???? What a laugh...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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We've got roosters crowing here...when you've been around them a
longtime, you don't even notice them anymore...now when the donkey
lived
next door, that was a different story...he would stand out in the
pasture
bawling and braying as soon as the sun came up until the sun went
down....the ponies in with him hated him and wouldn't let him
socialize....they finally put a goat in with him and they liked each
other
(I figured the way they both smelled that they canceled each other
out...). Our southern property line is actually a private drive with
several houses on the other side....an "artist" rented the place all
the
way back a few winters ago. One day the steers from next door got
loose
and I went out to round them up and get them back where they were
supposed
to be. I picked up a stick from under the mulberry tree and went out
armed to do some serious butt whacking. This "artist" comes running
down
the drive waving a shotgun and shouting about the dangerous bulls loose
on
the road and told me to get back or I'd be killed. He actually had his
gun leveled at the first steer. I got in front of the cow and told the
guy to go home before he ended up shooting off his own foot or
something
and that if Lester, the neighbor was home and saw him waving a gun at
his
next year's dinner, he'd be wearing that gun around his neck. I then
proceeded to start smacking cow butt until they went back through the
hole
they'd made in the fence. The guy came up to me and said how brave I
was
to be able to handle bulls like that. I looked at him and said
"They're
not bulls". He insisted I was wrong. I finally had to get in the pen
and
life a tail to show him what wasn't there. He blushed a very nice
shade
of red and went back to his house...didn't see him the rest of that
winter.



Err, Katy, my dear. It might be that a little tale of fantasy was
penned above.

I'm a farm boy and I've milked cows, fed and cleaned up after
steers and handled bulls in the breeding pens. A mature breeder
bull's testicles are huge and hang almost down to the ground.
One would not have to raise a tail to show what was missing.

For a dog maybe, but for a bull? Well, let me say you're full
of bull. He he!

CN