"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 19:18:42 -0500, Capt. NealŪ
wrote this crap:
Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.
How do you get yogurt?
You go up to a herd of gurts and get the attention of one
by yelling , "Yo, gurt!"
CN