SNORT...GROWING FUNNY MUSHROOMS IN THE BILGE NOW, HUH?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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Yes, I was 2 sheets in the wind when I posted last.


I thought pilots weren't allowed to drink up to 24 hours
before a flight. I guess you managed to get time off
for the holiday. You must rate because I know Thanks-
giving is a very busy time for air travel.

I'm surprised. Most men find me extremely strange, but I guess I am if
you
compare me to 98% of the women out there.

The only thing I find unusual about you is your honesty
and openness. It is, indeed, unusual these days to meet
women who don't feel the need to protect themselves and
their interests by playing games. Not that I don't blame
women who do because there are many good reasons for
them to do so considering what many man have become -
pond scum with no moral values who only wish to use and
abuse a woman for whatever floats his boat.

That you aren't hiding behind a shield of subtrefuge
further bolsters the observation that you are a woman
of character and strength of convictions.

Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like
I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time. The prices of seafood where I live costs more that New
York
strip or Filet Mignon.

Alas, seafood is becoming expensive most everywhere. Even here
in the Keys where it's harvested, it isn't cheap at all. There is
casual restaurant in Key Largo, however, that on Friday nites,
has all-you-can-eat, freshly caught, deep fried grouper with
fries, baked beans, cole slaw, hush puppies etc. and all you
can drink draft beer for ten bucks. If you're ever in the area
look me up. I'll treat and I won't bite and you won't need
a handgun - (Poor Katy, she is just so afraid she would not
be able to keep her hands off me and, being a virtuous woman,
she would be conflicted to a great degree wishing to adhere
to her marriage vows - bless her heart! How truly torn she must
be even considering suicide as a solution.)

CN