So it is you, you miserable cantankerous aged blistering waterlogged sand fart!
I thought you were dead and now I see that all types of fungus can return, even
the outrageously stupid varieties.
Be that as it may, I've a mind to trounce you again, from one end of the web to
the phone jack of your pathetic TRS-80 you use as an excuse for a computer.
For now....
I bid you welcome. And in case you missed the news....allow me to Introduce
Thomas R. Brody. He is now just over 11 weeks old.

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Capt. Robert B.