Stand by for a Beating, Neal
 

So it is you, you miserable cantankerous aged blistering waterlogged sand fart!
I thought you were dead and now I see that all types of fungus can return, even
the outrageously stupid varieties.
Be that as it may, I've a mind to trounce you again, from one end of the web to
the phone jack of your pathetic TRS-80 you use as an excuse for a computer.
For now....
I bid you welcome. And in case you missed the news....allow me to Introduce
Thomas R. Brody. He is now just over 11 weeks old.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/pumpkweb.jpg

Capt. Robert B.

Congrats on the young'un. Let's see now. You've been married seven months?
Hmmmmmm! Now I understand.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

So it is you, you miserable cantankerous aged blistering waterlogged sand fart!
I thought you were dead and now I see that all types of fungus can return, even
the outrageously stupid varieties.
Be that as it may, I've a mind to trounce you again, from one end of the web to
the phone jack of your pathetic TRS-80 you use as an excuse for a computer.
For now....
I bid you welcome. And in case you missed the news....allow me to Introduce
Thomas R. Brody. He is now just over 11 weeks old.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/pumpkweb.jpg

Capt. Robert B.

Congrats on the young'un. Let's see now. You've been married seven months?
Hmmmmmm! Now I understand.

We've been married two years as of this past Oct.

RB

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Congrats on the young'un. Let's see now. You've been married seven
months?
Hmmmmmm! Now I understand.

CN

More like 2 years. Remember it's old fat, slow, and stupid Bob.

Scotty

Bobsprit wrote:

So it is you, you miserable cantankerous aged blistering waterlogged sand fart!
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What a thing to say about a recovering cancer victim, a truly shining example of compassion
and tact you are!

Cheers
Marty