Jl,

If you want a useless exercise try to explain a reason to the Oz. I gave
up.

I2 years of embargo. Maintaining two "No Fly Zones," misuse of" oil for
food funds, Gassing a complete village, by Chemical Al, not giving UN
Weapons Inspectors free access, Mass graves.

The thought of WMD, Which the whole world believed to be true. At least
the whole UN believed, was probably wrong
that is the only reason the Oz wants to hear
Good Luck, jl.

Ole Thom

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message

Well several ways Donal. Most of todays bombs used in urban areas are
either Laser guided or GPS guided. Some are still wire guided.

Yeah!!! I love those precion laser guided Cluster Bombs!!

The percision dasiy cutters are nice to.
I hear a few Puffs the magic dragon are flying over some key towns as
well.


We have
airplanes circling over the battle field that can see the flea on a
camel jockey.

... yet can't make out an entire company of Canadian Allies on live practice
despite being told as much by HQ!


Most likely the equipment that your troops use to ID them as friendlys
was outdated or did not function. I hear thats SOP with the Canook
military.




Then there are space borne optics just as capable including IR and UV
and Lidar.

That can pin point non existant WMDs... with astonhising inaccuracy!


Did you see the sarin gas that was found last week?



We have other ways.. buts thats secret and if I told you.. Id have to
kill you.

That's okay Joe... the cat is out of the bag... we already know damn well
that the "Missle Shield System" couldn't hit a Hot Air Balloon even if
guided in by a GPS let alone any missle that might be fired. You guys want
us to agree to that POS in our Arctic... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!


Your Artic? Your out of your mind, Its our artic and we will do as we
please.



High Tech Weapons in U.S. hands............ it's like giving a loaded gun
to a Monkey!

Well at least we have high Tech weapons.

Where as your troops are using outdated garbage and junk. Lets face it
Mooron ....you rely on us to protect you.


Joe




CM

but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.

Bite Me... they Rhyme
"Scout" wrote in message
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but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote


Protect us from what Joe? The only ones threatening us are you
guys!.....


Uh, oh, he's starting to catch on.

they do?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Bite Me... they Rhyme
"Scout" wrote in message
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but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.

No... it was an auto-responder verification check.
Please indicate if you agree with the following.

1.]-Rhetoric vs Reason = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
2.]-Sarcasm vs Satire = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
3.]-Rhyme vs Reason = mutually exclusive / not synonymous

CM






"Scout" wrote in message
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they do?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Bite Me... they Rhyme
"Scout" wrote in message
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but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.

I'll have to think over all these choices. Meantime it'd be terrific if you
could help me out with this survey. Just indicate which best describes your
current state:
1. I'm drunk.
2. I'm high.
3. I'm depressed
4. I'm angry
5. I'm over-masturbated.
6. I'm Canadian

Thanks in advance.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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No... it was an auto-responder verification check.
Please indicate if you agree with the following.

1.]-Rhetoric vs Reason = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
2.]-Sarcasm vs Satire = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
3.]-Rhyme vs Reason = mutually exclusive / not synonymous

CM






"Scout" wrote in message
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they do?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bite Me... they Rhyme
"Scout" wrote in message
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but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.

No to 1;2;3;4; & 6..... the obvious and suggested answer to 5 is always -"3
x day whether I'm gettin' it or not"....

Now please..... I'm trying to listen to the CBC Broadcast of " The
Revolutionary Death of the Medieval Cathars" while I simulantaneuously work
on a highly technical post construction report in a futile effort to elevate
my intellectual capacity so I can discuss a variety of subject matters on
par with both you and Bob!

Boy Oh Boy!!!... I can't wait for the scheduled 3 hours of Classical Music
on CBC at 2200hrs tonight!!

Yesiree... I'll be real smart soon!

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
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I'll have to think over all these choices. Meantime it'd be terrific if
you could help me out with this survey. Just indicate which best describes
your current state:
1. I'm drunk.
2. I'm high.
3. I'm depressed
4. I'm angry
5. I'm over-masturbated.
6. I'm Canadian

Thanks in advance.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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No... it was an auto-responder verification check.
Please indicate if you agree with the following.

1.]-Rhetoric vs Reason = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
2.]-Sarcasm vs Satire = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
3.]-Rhyme vs Reason = mutually exclusive / not synonymous

CM






"Scout" wrote in message
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they do?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Bite Me... they Rhyme
"Scout" wrote in message
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but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.

I disagree with #3. Rhyme can have reason and reason can often rhyme.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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No... it was an auto-responder verification check.
Please indicate if you agree with the following.

1.]-Rhetoric vs Reason = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
2.]-Sarcasm vs Satire = not mutually exclusive / often synonymous
3.]-Rhyme vs Reason = mutually exclusive / not synonymous

CM






"Scout" wrote in message
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they do?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Bite Me... they Rhyme
"Scout" wrote in message
...
but they're not mutually exclusive terms CM, and are often synonymous.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..as long as you don't confuse satire with sarcasm.