BUSH RESUME


Past work experience:

Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White
Sox.

With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston
as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas
government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most
executions by any Governor in American history.

Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the
help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president:

Attacked and took over two countries.

Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.


Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any
president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the
worst security failure in US history.

Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in
US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in
US history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.

Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president
since the advent of television.

Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any
president in US history.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene
when corruption was revealed.

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the
national reserves as past presidents have.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the
streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest
against any person in the history of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)

Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the
'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named
after her).

Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history
of the United States.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any
country in the history of the world.

Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the
United States.

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than
any president in US history.

First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the
human rights commission.

First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the
elections monitoring board.

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional
oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no
longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors
(during the 2002 US elections).

All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest
corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).

Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against
the will of the United Nations and the world community.

First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied
saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year
made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).

With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine
relations in at least 30 years.

Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened
by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.

Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law
by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government
contracts.

Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our
country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads
and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any
public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the
United States.

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.

In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two
years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References:

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has
been erased and is not available).

AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are
sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.

For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can
be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

Nutsy,

A well presented reply to "The Resume"

Only thing you didn't do was as was repeated over and over "I Dodged
service in Viet Nam."

Good Job Nutsy.

Ole Thom

Nice try but more than half the stuff you list either Bush had nothing to do
with or the numbers are almost equal with the last time a Democrat was in
office. For example the unemployment numbers are only a tenth of a percentage
point higher than when Clinto left office.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Nice try but more than half the stuff you list either Bush had nothing to do
with or the numbers are almost equal with the last time a Democrat was in
office.

And the other 50% is enough to put Bush in Jail.
Exactly.

RB

And the other 50% is enough to put Bush in Jail.

LOL ................. Your over the top in space as usual.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

OzOne wrote in message news
Are you ready to lose those tax cuts, and be hit even harder by higher
taxes no matter who wins the election?
Do you realise that when the Worlds biggest economy gets put in the
ever worsening situation that Bush has dropped you in, that the
effects roll right thru the entire world?




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

If Bush wins you won't see any tax hikes, probably. The tax cuts were
engineered by folks whose intent is dismantle most of the Federal
government.
John Cairns

On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 01:12:23 GMT, "John Cairns"
wrote this crap:

If Bush wins you won't see any tax hikes, probably. The tax cuts were
engineered by folks whose intent is dismantle most of the Federal
government.


God has already said that George W. Bush will be reelected. And God
has never been known to be mistaken.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Yeah, it's more like 70%.

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"j" ganz @@
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"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
And the other 50% is enough to put Bush in Jail.

LOL ................. Your over the top in space as usual.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Except in your case, so I guess the exception proves the rule.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 01:12:23 GMT, "John Cairns"
wrote this crap:

If Bush wins you won't see any tax hikes, probably. The tax cuts were
engineered by folks whose intent is dismantle most of the Federal
government.


God has already said that George W. Bush will be reelected. And God
has never been known to be mistaken.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

God has already said that George W. Bush will be reelected. And God
has never been known to be mistaken.


God? You mean the same dude who created Hitler, Manson, McDonald's and Hunter?
Yeah. Great god you have there.

RB