The Taliban from Texas
by BOB RIEDEL

(to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" -- anon., 1836, public domain)

There are Taliban from Texas who want to run the world
Their crossbone-spangled banner's triumphantly unfurled
They trample on the Bill of Rights and mock democracy
The Taliban from Texas have it in for you & me

They'll say you are a traitor if you don't toe the line
Their friends at Exxon Mobil all think that's very fine
"Support the troops" means "shut your mouth & never raise a fuss"
Those Taliban from Texas will be the end of US.

They're pocketing a tax cut as big as all outdoors
To pay for Fox cheerleaders and other sundry whores
They worship "G.I. Jesus" and not the Prince of Peace
The Taliban of Texas want to be your thought police.

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The Taliban from Texas
by BOB RIEDEL

(to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" -- anon., 1836, public domain)

There are Taliban from Texas who want to run the world
Their crossbone-spangled banner's triumphantly unfurled
They trample on the Bill of Rights and mock democracy
The Taliban from Texas have it in for you & me

They'll say you are a traitor if you don't toe the line
Their friends at Exxon Mobil all think that's very fine
"Support the troops" means "shut your mouth & never raise a fuss"
Those Taliban from Texas will be the end of US.

They're pocketing a tax cut as big as all outdoors
To pay for Fox cheerleaders and other sundry whores
They worship "G.I. Jesus" and not the Prince of Peace
The Taliban of Texas want to be your thought police.

I hear that swiftboat comin',
it's comin' 'round the bend,
I ain't had my head above the railing
since I don't know when

I'm stuck in the Mekong Delta,
and time keeps draggin' on
But that Purple Heart collection
is gonna get me home

When I was first elected,
my daddy told me son,
You gotta raise their taxes,
and take away their guns

Life ain't easy in the Senate,
when you're from the ruling class
And never take a firm position,
it'll only bite you in the --

I had three words for my opponent -
bring it on now if you dare
The Swifties rode in on the 5-2-7,
loaded up for bear

I shoulda never gone to Paris,
I thought that they'd forgot
But I had said I'd done the war crimes too,
before I said that I did not

Some don't believe "i have a plan',
and I'm not who they're votin' for
They won't like that my whole cabinet
will consist of Michael Moore

I'll show 'em Who's Their Daddy,
if I get the chance
And if it's the last thing that I ever do,
I'll turn this country into France!






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"John Cairns" wrote in message .com...
The Taliban from Texas
by BOB RIEDEL


Bob Riedel is a retard.

Here is a real song:

DON'T VOTE FOR JOHN KERRY

Don't vote for John Kerry
He's really such a stupid ass
And when he opens up his mouth
He spews out flatulent gas

Don't vote for John Kerry
He's got no plan for you
Excepting that he'll reach RIGHT down
And grab your cash from you

Don't vote for john Kerry
He doesn't have a clue
He'll say things that you want to hear
But things he'll never do

John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And the Ketchup queen
Better stay away

Don't vote for John Kerry
He's tall and looks like Lurch
He big and slow and lumbering
And evil in the eyes of the church

Don't vote for John Kerry
He's friends with "Drinkin' Ted"
And if you dare go ride with him
You might just end up dead

Don't vote for John Kerry
He's thinks he's a war hero
He stabbed his comrades in the back
Three cheers for General Ho!

John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And your Ketchup queen
Better stay away


The song is a free down load at :

http://www.soundclick.com/pro/?BandI...&content=music

Joe