I hear that swiftboat comin',
it's comin' 'round the bend,
I ain't had my head above the railing
since I don't know when

I'm stuck in the Mekong Delta,
and time keeps draggin' on
But that Purple Heart collection
is gonna get me home

When I was first elected,
my daddy told me son,
You gotta raise their taxes,
and take away their guns

Life ain't easy in the Senate,
when you're from the ruling class
And never take a firm position,
it'll only bite you in the --

I had three words for my opponent -
bring it on now if you dare
The Swifties rode in on the 5-2-7,
loaded up for bear

I shoulda never gone to Paris,
I thought that they'd forgot
But I had said I'd done the war crimes too,
before I said that I did not

Some don't believe "i have a plan',
and I'm not who they're votin' for
They won't like that my whole cabinet
will consist of Michael Moore

I'll show 'em Who's Their Daddy,
if I get the chance
And if it's the last thing that I ever do,
I'll turn this country into France!






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!