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katysails October 12th 04 11:44 AM

We breed em tough here in Oz
 
Never underestimate the power of a grandmother....

OzOne wrote in message ...


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Jonathan Ganz October 12th 04 06:16 PM

In article , OzOne wrote:


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


She's a wimp. She wouldn't survive 10 minutes on this ng.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Joe October 12th 04 09:56 PM

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Never underestimate the power of a grandmother....


Must be crocidile Dundys mum eh.

Your alwful quiet lately Katy.

Joe




OzOne wrote in message ...


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Nav October 12th 04 10:20 PM

Great story. I would never camp close to a beach or a river in the North
-those salties scare the hell out of me!

Cheers


OzOne wrote:


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Capt. Mooron October 13th 04 12:05 AM

Oz... it seems to me like the general trend is to blame the animal for the
attack ... when in reality it is usually the people with no comprehension of
the world they inhabit that are to blame.

I don't hold much respect for 4x4 campers and even less for people that can
be so easily undone by a predator with the brain of a chook.

It's time people learned that ability to access does in no way guarantee
safety. They should have been fined for killing the Salty and fined again
for gross stupidity.

No bravery was displayed here.... Idiocy was displayed!
That Croc could have been subdued in seconds by someone with an iota of
comprehension of their habitat, trigger systems and physical abilities....
without a gun. There was no reason for the attack if the "victim" had even
the base understanding of what makes a Crocodile act/react.

We have idiots up here who lament bear attacks... bears don't attack without
reason. Yet every year idiots fall prey to them. Good Riddance! I'm all for
the bears! I'm also all for the Crocs...and the Sharks!

I would have preferred to see the lot eaten by the Croc...

I will nonetheless concede.... that the actions of the Lady was
courageous... even though the initiation of the attack rests squarely on
their own shoulders.

What a totally ridiculous situation and an unnecessary lost of life.... for
the Croc.

Ban the human Idiots.... why did they have a gun to begin with?? don't you
folks have laws against such things?

Only Cowards and Idiots need guns to defend themselves.... especially in the
Bush!

CM





OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:20:42 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:

Great story. I would never camp close to a beach or a river in the North
-those salties scare the hell out of me!

Cheers


This was apparently the first instance where a croc had wandered so
far without anything to draw it in.
Apparently the people did all the right things, food etc up the other
end of the beach an all the rest.

Rangers are at a loss to explain just why the thing went as far as it
did up where they were camped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Nav October 13th 04 12:35 AM



Capt. Mooron wrote:


That Croc could have been subdued in seconds by someone with an iota of
comprehension of their habitat, trigger systems and physical abilities....
without a gun. There was no reason for the attack if the "victim" had even
the base understanding of what makes a Crocodile act/react.



Have you ever seen a salty up close? Let me guess you'd discuss it with
him as he's dragging "lunch" back to the water??

You NIT.

Cheers


Capt. Mooron October 13th 04 01:12 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
Have you ever seen a salty up close? Let me guess you'd discuss it with
him as he's dragging "lunch" back to the water??

You NIT.


Dragging??? What no "Death Roll"??? It let go when a 60 year old granny
jumps it??

Pardon my french but.... **** OFF!

Face it Nav... they have a set of jaws... are in their element in the
water. This Croc was on dry land! Burst speed is maybe 20kph for about 20
meters. Get a grip and remove the base fear from your reaction. The croc is
severely limited in it's ability to attack a land based mammal that can
sprint to 18 kph over a hundred meters in seconds.... never mind comprehend
it's surroundings beyond base instinct!! It's hunting food... man is not the
natural prey. Something attracted it..... that aspect seems to be lacking!

It's a lot like the Bear Attack I heard about a few years ago... everyone
blamed the bear as a killer... it was after a detailed investigation they
found out the small dog they had with them had gone out... found the bear...
angered it and then ran back home into the tent.... you can guess what
happened when a 1200lb angry Grizzly runs into a tent of sleeping campers!

Live with your unreasoned fear if you must.... but don't blame the animal
for human idiocy! It sounds a lot like a "Victim" statement!

Your reasoning is disgusting in it's abject ignorance!

I expected better from you...

CM



Gilligan October 13th 04 01:42 AM

That's nothing. In fact, here in America it's a common roadside attraction:

http://fcit.usf.edu/florida/photos/a...stl/wrestl.htm

OzOne wrote in message ...


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Gilligan October 13th 04 01:52 AM

http://www.cq.com/corp/show.do?page=...41012_homeland



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Never underestimate the power of a grandmother....

OzOne wrote in message

...


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Jonathan Ganz October 13th 04 01:55 AM

In article et,
Gilligan wrote:
http://www.cq.com/corp/show.do?page=...41012_homeland


Gilly, I think we can solve this shortage in short order. All we need
to do is get Joe, Dave, and Horass to volunter their time.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


katysails October 13th 04 02:14 AM

Not a whole lot going on here with all the political mumbo-jumbo and BS
baiting.....and my co-conspirator's in crime, Teddy and Haggier, are also
silent. Maybe the nag will get back to its' usually audacious self after
the elections.
"Joe" wrote in message
om...
"katysails" wrote in message
...
Never underestimate the power of a grandmother....


Must be crocidile Dundys mum eh.

Your alwful quiet lately Katy.

Joe




OzOne wrote in message
...


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Nav October 13th 04 02:17 AM

Mooron the man was asleep in his tent when the croc grabbed him and was
dragging him back to the water. The death roll is not carried out in
these circumastances. You really should not underestimate the pulling
power of a 300kg croc. I can just see it now, you with your legs in it
jaws trying to hold onto sand to stop being pulled into the water all
the while arguing with it that it's not playing by your rules.

The very brave granny jumped on it's back to slow it's progress to the
water while a gun was being fetched to stop it.

Get real man! These salties are really dangerous. You ARE lunch -if they
can sneak up on you and there's not a damn thing you can do if they've
got hold of you -unless you happen to have a weapon to hand.

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Have you ever seen a salty up close? Let me guess you'd discuss it with
him as he's dragging "lunch" back to the water??

You NIT.



Dragging??? What no "Death Roll"??? It let go when a 60 year old granny
jumps it??

Pardon my french but.... **** OFF!

Face it Nav... they have a set of jaws... are in their element in the
water. This Croc was on dry land! Burst speed is maybe 20kph for about 20
meters. Get a grip and remove the base fear from your reaction. The croc is
severely limited in it's ability to attack a land based mammal that can
sprint to 18 kph over a hundred meters in seconds.... never mind comprehend
it's surroundings beyond base instinct!! It's hunting food... man is not the
natural prey. Something attracted it..... that aspect seems to be lacking!

It's a lot like the Bear Attack I heard about a few years ago... everyone
blamed the bear as a killer... it was after a detailed investigation they
found out the small dog they had with them had gone out... found the bear...
angered it and then ran back home into the tent.... you can guess what
happened when a 1200lb angry Grizzly runs into a tent of sleeping campers!

Live with your unreasoned fear if you must.... but don't blame the animal
for human idiocy! It sounds a lot like a "Victim" statement!

Your reasoning is disgusting in it's abject ignorance!

I expected better from you...

CM




katysails October 13th 04 02:22 AM

So you're implying that I should leave the FM's alone so they can do their
patriotic duty and volunteer for the vaccine program??? I don't think
so....Nice try, though, appealing to my humanity....too bad they're not
human....

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
http://www.cq.com/corp/show.do?page=...41012_homeland



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Never underestimate the power of a grandmother....

OzOne wrote in message

...


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








Horvath October 13th 04 03:06 AM

On 12 Oct 2004 10:16:56 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

In article , OzOne wrote:


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


She's a wimp. She wouldn't survive 10 minutes on this ng.



She'd probably swat you with your own purse.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Mooron October 13th 04 03:08 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
Mooron the man was asleep in his tent when the croc grabbed him and was
dragging him back to the water. The death roll is not carried out in these
circumastances. You really should not underestimate the pulling power of a
300kg croc. I can just see it now, you with your legs in it jaws trying to
hold onto sand to stop being pulled into the water all the while arguing
with it that it's not playing by your rules.


Nav... leave your emotional fears of dangerous animals behind and attempt to
logically deduce what might have occured.... the man was in a friggin' tent
Nav.... how much nylon can a croc ingest??? You expect me to believe this
croc undid the zipper and picked out the plumpest legs???

Think Nav... 10 square meters of non rip nylon that would have carried the
entire weight of everyone in the tent plus entanglement factors. No way
Bubba.
The campers panicked out of fear of the same stories you want to subject us
to.... it won't wash with me. I've seen entirely way too many big predators
up close to understand that a reason is required to intiate an attack.
Hunger don't cut it all the time. Opportunity always will.

Crocs aren't some sort of super predator ... if they were the US forces
would be utilizing them. There are lots of animals on this planet much more
dangerous than a Salty. You are sounding like an American... believing your
own propoganda!

I've been 10 feet from a Polar Bear, meters from a Grizzly.... dove with
sharks.... big deal. I wasn't prey nor presented myself as such. I was with
my Dad in the Congo when he killed a 20 foot Croc that had eaten several
villagers.[ Ciraca 1959] I was only 4 years old but remember his words....
loosely transalted from Lingala .." no hard feelings my friend" prior to a
..500 Nitro Express shot to the head. That son of a bitch cut a swath across
the river in a death run so violent it sent wakes to both shores. I remember
that clearly! I know the power Nav.... I also know they are opportunistic
hunters and ambush predators.... my Dad made certain I understood and
respected all animals.... especially those I intended to hunt. He has 21
elephants, 12 Lions, 8 Leopards and 6 Crocs plus numerous other kills to his
credit. I was always taught that I was the Apex Predator... as such I should
show respect and understand the behaviour of the animals I encountered.

You seem to live your life in unreasoned fear of somthing you do not
understand... that makes you weak in my eyes.

So be it..... be afraid. It will certainly overshadow any abilty to respect
such a fine animal as a Salty.

Idiot Humans... we have a plethora of.... let the Crocs eat away I say!

CM







Capt. Mooron October 13th 04 03:25 AM


OzOne wrote in message

Ahh, now I know you're trolling...or totally ignorant.


Explain then Oz how a Croc of any size undid a tent zipper and dragged a man
out by the legs?

Seriously!?? How did that happen?

this isn't a friggin jungle cat ..... it's a croc!


I think it's you showing your ignorance of the Salty. They are a
wonderful predator.


Of course they are Oz... in their element. I doubt they were equipped
through eons of evolution to deal with campers in a friggin tent!!

Do you understand the term "Ambush Predator"????

These reptiles lack the ability to stalk their prey Oz!! That's a fact!

Something these people did attracted this Croc to their location.... that
is for certain!

They should be fined for the damage they did!

CM



Capt. Mooron October 13th 04 03:45 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
Why, because they followed all the procedures for camping in an area
where crocs are present.
ie a long way from the water, no food, no fishing gear eyc etc.
This is the first recorded instance of a croc travelling as far as it
did to attack anyone let alone a sleeping camper.


You are making assumptions... there was nothing in the article to
substantiate this.

Ummm the victim was asleep.


Not according to the article Oz.... he was awakened by a bump on the tent.


Not something I'd like to see, especially after the croc followed his
usual method of stuffing his prey under an underwater log for a few
weeks to tenderise it before comsumption.


What does it matter after you are dead?


The camper was asleep and followed all guidelines.


What guidelines? It stated nothing as such in the article.


You probably should come out to Australia. There are many places where
guns are almost essential as a survival tool.
We see no need for guns in the cities.


You probably should come to the Northern reaches of Canada.... we have way
more wild open spaces than you folks do. Many more Predators and if you list
Pigs and Crocs as your Apex Predator... well Oz.. really.... you should
come up this way! I'll show you predators. I often travel deep in the bush
without a gun. Then again I don't always need a gun to take down my food.

Oh, OK, maybe next time you're out here and a 200kg ferral pig decides
to charge you without warninng, and without you even knowing he was
there, you might change your mind. Those tusks will tear open a human
like a letter opener does a letter.


Oh Yeah... gotta watch out for those Feral Pigs..... jeeez... come on Oz....
those things are hard enough to see let alone encounter. How many people in
your country have been killed by a feral pig Oz?? No Really.... How many?

You think you are the only country with Feral Pigs ????? Samoa has Feral
Pigs Oz.. I lived there and hunted them.... it's a friggin PIG! Get a Grip!
They are PREY! They do actively prey on tubers and roots Oz!!! It's not
like they are stalking you... maybe defending themselves.. sure.. but
killing?? PLEASE!! Spare Me! What's next.. Rabid Koalas??? Even your
poisonous snakes are laid back!

Watch those Kookaburras... they'll peck out your eyes! Oh yeah.. those
Dingos.... bad dog, down boy!

Sheesh!

CM



gonefishiing October 13th 04 05:10 AM

try arizona jackalopes
and than tell me what you think.
gf.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
.... it's a friggin PIG! Get a Grip! They are PREY! They do actively prey
on tubers and roots Oz!!! It's not like they are stalking you... maybe
defending themselves.. sure.. but killing?? PLEASE!! Spare Me! What's
next.. Rabid Koalas??? Even your poisonous snakes are laid back!

Watch those Kookaburras... they'll peck out your eyes! Oh yeah.. those
Dingos.... bad dog, down boy!

Sheesh!

CM




thunder October 13th 04 01:50 PM

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:20:42 +1300, Nav wrote:

Great story. I would never camp close to a beach or a river in the North
-those salties scare the hell out of me!


There was another recent attack where a saltie treed a couple of young
men. It kept them in the tree for most of the night. I was rather
surprised to read that, and this story, as I always thought crocs were
ambush predators, not active predators. Something about being eaten, just
isn't a nice way to go.

Jonathan Ganz October 13th 04 06:01 PM

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On 12 Oct 2004 10:16:56 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

In article , OzOne wrote:


http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific
attack.


Horass is a wimp. She wouldn't survive 10 minutes on this ng.



She'd probably swat me with my own purse.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Nav October 13th 04 09:54 PM

I'd suggest that if you dropped him in the far North with no weapon Mr
Testosterone here would be ****ing himself with fear in a day. In his
closeted safe enviroment (with no real predators) he has no idea what
the worst of Oz is like. He probably wouldn't recognise half the predators.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 23:05:09 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:


Oz... it seems to me like the general trend is to blame the animal for the
attack ... when in reality it is usually the people with no comprehension of
the world they inhabit that are to blame.



Yep that's true in many cases.

I don't hold much respect for 4x4 campers and even less for people that can
be so easily undone by a predator with the brain of a chook.


Hmmm, interesting that you'd think that.

It's time people learned that ability to access does in no way guarantee
safety. They should have been fined for killing the Salty and fined again
for gross stupidity.


Why, because they followed all the procedures for camping in an area
where crocs are present.
ie a long way from the water, no food, no fishing gear eyc etc.
This is the first recorded instance of a croc travelling as far as it
did to attack anyone let alone a sleeping camper.

No bravery was displayed here.... Idiocy was displayed!
That Croc could have been subdued in seconds by someone with an iota of
comprehension of their habitat, trigger systems and physical abilities....
without a gun. There was no reason for the attack if the "victim" had even
the base understanding of what makes a Crocodile act/react.



Ummm the victim was asleep.

We have idiots up here who lament bear attacks... bears don't attack without
reason. Yet every year idiots fall prey to them. Good Riddance! I'm all for
the bears! I'm also all for the Crocs...and the Sharks!

I would have preferred to see the lot eaten by the Croc...



Not something I'd like to see, especially after the croc followed his
usual method of stuffing his prey under an underwater log for a few
weeks to tenderise it before comsumption.

I will nonetheless concede.... that the actions of the Lady was
courageous... even though the initiation of the attack rests squarely on
their own shoulders.


The camper was asleep and followed all guidelines.

What a totally ridiculous situation and an unnecessary lost of life.... for
the Croc.

Ban the human Idiots.... why did they have a gun to begin with?? don't you
folks have laws against such things?


You probably should come out to Australia. There are many places where
guns are almost essential as a survival tool.
We see no need for guns in the cities.

Only Cowards and Idiots need guns to defend themselves.... especially in the
Bush!



Oh, OK, maybe next time you're out here and a 200kg ferral pig decides
to charge you without warninng, and without you even knowing he was
there, you might change your mind. Those tusks will tear open a human
like a letter opener does a letter.

CM





OzOne wrote in message ...

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:20:42 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


Great story. I would never camp close to a beach or a river in the North
-those salties scare the hell out of me!

Cheers

This was apparently the first instance where a croc had wandered so
far without anything to draw it in.
Apparently the people did all the right things, food etc up the other
end of the beach an all the rest.

Rangers are at a loss to explain just why the thing went as far as it
did up where they were camped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Nav October 13th 04 09:55 PM

Why would it leave, it knew where "lunch" was?
Cheers

thunder wrote:

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:20:42 +1300, Nav wrote:


Great story. I would never camp close to a beach or a river in the North
-those salties scare the hell out of me!



There was another recent attack where a saltie treed a couple of young
men. It kept them in the tree for most of the night. I was rather
surprised to read that, and this story, as I always thought crocs were
ambush predators, not active predators. Something about being eaten, just
isn't a nice way to go.



katysails October 13th 04 11:39 PM

Ya know, sometimes Mooron, you sound just like my 8 year old grandson...but
8 year olds are often forgiven their braggadocio and their delusions.....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Mooron the man was asleep in his tent when the croc grabbed him and was
dragging him back to the water. The death roll is not carried out in
these circumastances. You really should not underestimate the pulling
power of a 300kg croc. I can just see it now, you with your legs in it
jaws trying to hold onto sand to stop being pulled into the water all the
while arguing with it that it's not playing by your rules.


Nav... leave your emotional fears of dangerous animals behind and attempt
to logically deduce what might have occured.... the man was in a friggin'
tent Nav.... how much nylon can a croc ingest??? You expect me to believe
this croc undid the zipper and picked out the plumpest legs???

Think Nav... 10 square meters of non rip nylon that would have carried the
entire weight of everyone in the tent plus entanglement factors. No way
Bubba.
The campers panicked out of fear of the same stories you want to subject
us to.... it won't wash with me. I've seen entirely way too many big
predators up close to understand that a reason is required to intiate an
attack. Hunger don't cut it all the time. Opportunity always will.

Crocs aren't some sort of super predator ... if they were the US forces
would be utilizing them. There are lots of animals on this planet much
more dangerous than a Salty. You are sounding like an American...
believing your own propoganda!

I've been 10 feet from a Polar Bear, meters from a Grizzly.... dove with
sharks.... big deal. I wasn't prey nor presented myself as such. I was
with my Dad in the Congo when he killed a 20 foot Croc that had eaten
several villagers.[ Ciraca 1959] I was only 4 years old but remember his
words.... loosely transalted from Lingala .." no hard feelings my friend"
prior to a .500 Nitro Express shot to the head. That son of a bitch cut a
swath across the river in a death run so violent it sent wakes to both
shores. I remember that clearly! I know the power Nav.... I also know they
are opportunistic hunters and ambush predators.... my Dad made certain I
understood and respected all animals.... especially those I intended to
hunt. He has 21 elephants, 12 Lions, 8 Leopards and 6 Crocs plus numerous
other kills to his credit. I was always taught that I was the Apex
Predator... as such I should show respect and understand the behaviour of
the animals I encountered.

You seem to live your life in unreasoned fear of somthing you do not
understand... that makes you weak in my eyes.

So be it..... be afraid. It will certainly overshadow any abilty to
respect such a fine animal as a Salty.

Idiot Humans... we have a plethora of.... let the Crocs eat away I say!

CM









Nav October 14th 04 12:00 AM



Capt. Mooron wrote:

my Dad made certain I understood and
respected all animals.... especially those I intended to hunt. He has 21
elephants, 12 Lions, 8 Leopards and 6 Crocs plus numerous other kills to his
credit. I was always taught that I was the Apex Predator... as such I should
show respect and understand the behaviour of the animals I encountered.


Your mode of respect for animals is quite bizarre. I'd guess it would be
be a sort of Neanderthal logic.

Cheers


Nav October 14th 04 12:00 AM



OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 22:39:48 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


Ya know, sometimes Mooron, you sound just like my 8 year old grandson...but
8 year olds are often forgiven their braggadocio and their delusions.....


He reverts under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.


Or big girls!

Cheers


katysails October 14th 04 12:04 AM

Nah...he writes that stuff when he's sober...he's a much better drunk...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 22:39:48 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Ya know, sometimes Mooron, you sound just like my 8 year old
grandson...but
8 year olds are often forgiven their braggadocio and their delusions.....

He reverts under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Overproof October 14th 04 12:13 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
I'd suggest that if you dropped him in the far North with no weapon Mr
Testosterone here would be ****ing himself with fear in a day. In his
closeted safe enviroment (with no real predators) he has no idea what the
worst of Oz is like. He probably wouldn't recognise half the predators.


Crap... your "dingos" are 40lbs of scrawny mutt compared to our 125lb wolves
Your Feral Pigs... heck you have a TV celebrity that wrestles them to the
ground bare handed.
Nav... they are PIGS!! I eat pigs.
Oh Yeah the dangerous Wombat.... and the killer Roos!!
Compare those to a 1500 lb Polar Bear, a Wolverine or even a Walrus!
The Salty is your only claim to fame if you ignore your plentiful snakes.
I don't carry a firearm when I survey.... I've surveyed in Resolute, Holman
and Sachs Harbour to name 3 of over 20+ locations. Matter of fact... pick
any spot north of the 60th and I've most likely been there.

You have no idea of the predators up north... but I'd dare say that from my
many conversations with a multitude of Aussies that work for BHP Bilton
Diamond Mines in the NWT ... I have a very good idea of the wildlife in
Australia. My favourite Aussie trick is the Australian Bagpipes! I'm
certain you know that one.

So Nav.... BITE ME!

CM



Peter Wiley October 14th 04 01:29 AM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Have you ever seen a salty up close? Let me guess you'd discuss it with
him as he's dragging "lunch" back to the water??

You NIT.


Dragging??? What no "Death Roll"??? It let go when a 60 year old granny
jumps it??

Pardon my french but.... **** OFF!

Face it Nav... they have a set of jaws... are in their element in the
water. This Croc was on dry land! Burst speed is maybe 20kph for about 20
meters. Get a grip and remove the base fear from your reaction. The croc is
severely limited in it's ability to attack a land based mammal that can
sprint to 18 kph over a hundred meters in seconds.... never mind comprehend
it's surroundings beyond base instinct!! It's hunting food... man is not the
natural prey.


Got some bad news for you, CM. Man *is* natural prey for sal****er
crocs. Back in the 'old' days, the aboriginals apparently used to do
river crossings at a sprint. The logic was that the croc, if about,
would nail one of the older, slower members.

I agree with you about people in croc habitat needing to have a clue,
but crocs will kill people for food. It's not like a bear raiding a
tent for food & the occupant merely being in the way.

PDW

Overproof October 14th 04 02:32 AM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, sometimes Mooron, you sound just like my 8 year old
grandson...but 8 year olds are often forgiven their braggadocio and their
delusions.....


Ya know Kitty... sometimes you just have no idea of what you are commenting
on ... and in such instances you should just refrain from allowing your
emotional reactions interfere with a subject matter you obviously don't have
a clue about.

I would trust your comments on sailing, pets and gardening and most other
urban matters..... wilderness survival?... not a chance!

CM





DSK October 14th 04 04:02 AM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..... The croc is
severely limited in it's ability to attack a land based mammal that can
sprint to 18 kph over a hundred meters in seconds.... never mind comprehend
it's surroundings beyond base instinct!! It's hunting food... man is not the
natural prey.



Peter Wiley wrote:
Got some bad news for you, CM. Man *is* natural prey for sal****er
crocs. Back in the 'old' days, the aboriginals apparently used to do
river crossings at a sprint. The logic was that the croc, if about,
would nail one of the older, slower members.


That's taking recycling a bit too far IMHO.


I agree with you about people in croc habitat needing to have a clue,
but crocs will kill people for food. It's not like a bear raiding a
tent for food & the occupant merely being in the way.


I've never seen one but never want to. Florida alligators can't compare.
I've read accounts of the Australian sal****er croc grabbing people out
of boats... heard of one case of one grabbing a person out of a stalled
jeep... not fun.

DSK


katysails October 14th 04 04:13 AM

Since we wilderness camped when I was a kid, in forest, not state parks, and
since I was a Girl Scout for 10 years with a troop that believed in doing it
the right way, I can honestly say that you're nothing but a braggart blow
hard when it comes to these things. My family still has Queen's lease on a
number of acres 60 miles north of the Sault where we all spent summers
roughing it. Bears were active visitors to the area. I spent half the
night in a primitive outhouse with one snuffling around outside. You are
not the only person on the world that has any experience. But you do have a
big mouth and are becoming extremely boring with your childish diatribes.
And emotionalism??? Have you read what you've written? makes Nora Roberts
look like a year's worth of Presbyterian sermons....
"Overproof" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, sometimes Mooron, you sound just like my 8 year old
grandson...but 8 year olds are often forgiven their braggadocio and their
delusions.....


Ya know Kitty... sometimes you just have no idea of what you are
commenting on ... and in such instances you should just refrain from
allowing your emotional reactions interfere with a subject matter you
obviously don't have a clue about.

I would trust your comments on sailing, pets and gardening and most other
urban matters..... wilderness survival?... not a chance!

CM







Maynard G. Krebbs October 14th 04 06:01 AM

On 13 Oct 2004 17:29:16 -0700, (Peter Wiley)
wrote:

I agree with you about people in croc habitat needing to have a clue,
but crocs will kill people for food. It's not like a bear raiding a
tent for food & the occupant merely being in the way.

PDW


I saw on a tv documentory that bears coming into your tent at night
aren't looking for potatoe chips, they are looking to eat you.
Mark E. Williams

Vito October 14th 04 02:18 PM

OzOne wrote
http://tinyurl.com/5qzsl

A 60-YEAR-OLD grandmother has been hailed a hero after she took on a
4m, 300kg crocodile to save a friend and his family during an horrific

attack.

Kudos to Gran but why didn't the wife simply draw her .44 Magnum and
dispatch the beast?

Oh! That's right. Croc's are protected, right?



Vito October 14th 04 02:26 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Only Cowards and Idiots need guns to defend themselves.... especially in

the Bush!

Easy to say that now that our ancestors have made "the Bush" so safe. OTOH
an ancestor of mine did walk from San Diego to Illinois via the Great Salt
Lake unarmed circa 1850, when that was still frontier. Can't say he enjoyed
it much.



Vito October 14th 04 02:30 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..... Something attracted it.....


Perhaps the man's feet smelled bad ...



DSK October 14th 04 06:15 PM

OzOne wrote:
They are pretty awesome.
The surprising part is how fast they move on land.
It lookesto me like they push forward with their tail, so the whole
front of their body is airborne.


Yes, they have tremendous ability to leap, lunge, and can hit the ground
running to sprint for short distances. They exceed alligators in this
ability by a lot and apparently also have better eyesight and a wider
range of prey.

I used to putter around a lot in north-eastern Florida in the creeks and
swamps, got used to being around alligators. They don't bother you if
you're in a small boat or even a canoe... OTOH it sounds to me like you
do *not* hang around sal****er crocs.

We went on an eco-tour some years back that included Komodo Island,
seeing the huge monitor lizards. They are awesome. But they also only go
after certain types of prey under certain conditions... we were always
accompanied by at least two rangers. The dragons seemed to barely notice
us... although when my wife crouched down to take a picture of one from
a low angle, the dragon (about 15 feet away) definitely took notice and
started toward her. They also reacted to goat imitations... the rangers
did this, not me! They thought it was funny.

Anyway, what I was going to say is that the sal****er croc range extends
both sides of Komodo & Rincha, where the giant monitors live. I wonder
how much their habitats overlap, we were told that the dragons cannot
compete against other predators.

Regards
Doug King


Nav October 14th 04 10:23 PM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...

I'd suggest that if you dropped him in the far North with no weapon Mr
Testosterone here would be ****ing himself with fear in a day. In his
closeted safe enviroment (with no real predators) he has no idea what the
worst of Oz is like. He probably wouldn't recognise half the predators.



Crap... your "dingos" are 40lbs of scrawny mutt compared to our 125lb wolves
Your Feral Pigs... heck you have a TV celebrity that wrestles them to the
ground bare handed.
Nav... they are PIGS!! I eat pigs.
Oh Yeah the dangerous Wombat.... and the killer Roos!!
Compare those to a 1500 lb Polar Bear, a Wolverine or even a Walrus!
The Salty is your only claim to fame if you ignore your plentiful snakes.
I don't carry a firearm when I survey.... I've surveyed in Resolute, Holman
and Sachs Harbour to name 3 of over 20+ locations. Matter of fact... pick
any spot north of the 60th and I've most likely been there.

You have no idea of the predators up north... but I'd dare say that from my
many conversations with a multitude of Aussies that work for BHP Bilton
Diamond Mines in the NWT ... I have a very good idea of the wildlife in
Australia. My favourite Aussie trick is the Australian Bagpipes! I'm
certain you know that one.

So Nav.... BITE ME!


Hey, don't you start with that homo stuff.

Cheers


Overproof October 15th 04 12:14 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:
So Nav.... BITE ME!


Hey, don't you start with that homo stuff.


Aw CRAP!!! Look here.... I went out of my way to start a good scrap!!
I loaded the replies with enough ammo to allow even Bush a success!!


What do I get??? ..... 2 or 3 half hearted tugs on the line and a really
****ed off KittyFish!

I made an effort to raise your blood pressure ...with obviously little
effect!
In the good old days you guys would have used those openings to raise your
status at my expense!
Now-a-days..... you all fold faster than superman on laundry day!!

A Kittyfish??? a paltry Kittyfish??? If that's the only thing in this left
in this pond with any venom... I need to redirect my energy.

Later

Capt. Mooron








Jonathan Ganz October 15th 04 12:19 AM

In article gLDbd.3980$_u6.2386@edtnps89,
Overproof wrote:
A Kittyfish??? a paltry Kittyfish??? If that's the only thing in this left
in this pond with any venom... I need to redirect my energy.


Maybe you're slipping...

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Peter Wiley October 15th 04 01:17 AM

DSK wrote in message et...
"Capt. Mooron" wrote
..... The croc is
severely limited in it's ability to attack a land based mammal that can
sprint to 18 kph over a hundred meters in seconds.... never mind comprehend
it's surroundings beyond base instinct!! It's hunting food... man is not the
natural prey.



Peter Wiley wrote:
Got some bad news for you, CM. Man *is* natural prey for sal****er
crocs. Back in the 'old' days, the aboriginals apparently used to do
river crossings at a sprint. The logic was that the croc, if about,
would nail one of the older, slower members.


That's taking recycling a bit too far IMHO.


Shrug. Don't know if it's true, but the people did have to cross the
rivers and the crocs did lie in wait for prey. A 12' sal****er croc is
immune to any primitive weapon I can think of, offhand. IIRC the
biggest salty recorded is about 18'. Supposed to get over 20' but no
official measurement AFAIK. Thing is, their girth & weight starts
going up disproportionately with length once they're over around 10',
I think.

I've never seen one but never want to. Florida alligators can't compare.
I've read accounts of the Australian sal****er croc grabbing people out
of boats... heard of one case of one grabbing a person out of a stalled
jeep... not fun.


They've grabbed outboards off boats. Big crocs are territorial.
They're dangerous in their habitat. Whether this particular story is
light on fact or not doesn't really matter.

PDW


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