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Pay now, or pay later. I perfer to finish what they have started.
Saddam did NOT attack the USA. They didn't start anything. The guy who did start it will eat better than you tonight, if his disease hasn't killed him yet. He's a free man. RB |
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Joe wrote: (Bobsprit) wrote in message ... Most lawyers are good public speakers, Wow, another area joe knows nothing about. Many lawyers never even have to speak publically. Way to go, Joe! RB Most trail lawyers like Kerry and Edwards? Is that a trail lawyer like a cowboy arguing with a lynch mob? Cheers |
Wow, another area joe knows nothing about. Many lawyers never even have to
speak publically. Way to go, Joe! RB Most trail lawyers like Kerry and Edwards? You didn't add "trial" lawyers until I caught you're ignorant ass in another mistake. You're about as clever as your president. RB |
Most trail lawyers
He must be refering to good ole' Andy Taylor and Barney Fife. I think they're trail lawyers now. Joe is truly a moron. RB |
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control
somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole there's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down there's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell there's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze 'goodness me could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post they're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most the watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas and everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease there's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots some come out in sympathy some come out in spots some blame the management some the employees and everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks innocence is injured experience just talks everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees that these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze' on ITV and BBC they talk about the curse philosophy is useless theology is worse history boils over there's an economics freeze sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease' Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here you've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees but worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease' he wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed but I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest come back and see me later - next patient please send in another victim of Industrial Disease' I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck they got free speech, tourists, police in trucks two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong there's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says 'they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees they wanna have a war to keep their factories they wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese they wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease they're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind they wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind they give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease' meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons' the other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees how come Jesus gets Industrial Disease |
dire straits?
"Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole there's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down there's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell there's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze 'goodness me could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post they're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most the watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas and everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease there's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots some come out in sympathy some come out in spots some blame the management some the employees and everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks innocence is injured experience just talks everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees that these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze' on ITV and BBC they talk about the curse philosophy is useless theology is worse history boils over there's an economics freeze sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease' Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here you've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees but worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease' he wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed but I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest come back and see me later - next patient please send in another victim of Industrial Disease' I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck they got free speech, tourists, police in trucks two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong there's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says 'they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees they wanna have a war to keep their factories they wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese they wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease they're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind they wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind they give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease' meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons' the other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees how come Jesus gets Industrial Disease |
The festival was over, the boys were all plannin' for a fall,
The cabaret was quiet except for the drillin' in the wall. The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with any sense had already left town. He was standin' in the doorway lookin' like the Jack of Hearts. He moved across the mirrored room, "Set it up for everyone," he said, Then everyone commenced to do what they were doin' before he turned their heads. Then he walked up to a stranger and he asked him with a grin, "Could you kindly tell me, friend, what time the show begins?" Then he moved into the corner, face down like the Jack of Hearts. Backstage the girls were playin' five-card stud by the stairs, Lily had two queens, she was hopin' for a third to match her pair. Outside the streets were fillin' up, the window was open wide, A gentle breeze was blowin', you could feel it from inside. Lily called another bet and drew up the Jack of Hearts. Big Jim was no one's fool, he owned the town's only diamond mine, He made his usual entrance lookin' so dandy and so fine. With his bodyguards and silver cane and every hair in place, He took whatever he wanted to and he laid it all to waste. But his bodyguards and silver cane were no match for the Jack of Hearts. Rosemary combed her hair and took a carriage into town, She slipped in through the side door lookin' like a queen without a crown. She fluttered her false eyelashes and whispered in his ear, "Sorry, darlin', that I'm late," but he didn't seem to hear. He was starin' into space over at the Jack of Hearts. "I know I've seen that face before," Big Jim was thinkin' to himself, "Maybe down in Mexico or a picture up on somebody's shelf." But then the crowd began to stamp their feet and the house lights did dim And in the darkness of the room there was only Jim and him, Starin' at the butterfly who just drew the Jack of Hearts. Lily was a princess, she was fair-skinned and precious as a child, She did whatever she had to do, she had that certain flash every time she smiled. She'd come away from a broken home, had lots of strange affairs With men in every walk of life which took her everywhere. But she'd never met anyone quite like the Jack of Hearts. The hangin' judge came in unnoticed and was being wined and dined, The drillin' in the wall kept up but no one seemed to pay it any mind. It was known all around that Lily had Jim's ring And nothing would ever come between Lily and the king. No, nothin' ever would except maybe the Jack of Hearts. Rosemary started drinkin' hard and seein' her reflection in the knife, She was tired of the attention, tired of playin' the role of Big Jim's wife. She had done a lot of bad things, even once tried suicide, Was lookin' to do just one good deed before she died. She was gazin' to the future, riding on the Jack of Hearts. Lily washed her face, took her dress off and buried it away. "Has your luck run out?" she laughed at him, "Well, I guess you must have known it would someday. Be careful not to touch the wall, there's a brand-new coat of paint, I'm glad to see you're still alive, you're lookin' like a saint." Down the hallway footsteps were comin' for the Jack of Hearts. The backstage manager was pacing all around by his chair. "There's something funny going on," he said, "I can just feel it in the air." He went to get the hangin' judge, but the hangin' judge was drunk, As the leading actor hurried by in the costume of a monk. There was no actor anywhere better than the Jack of Hearts. Lily's arms were locked around the man that she dearly loved to touch, She forgot all about the man she couldn't stand who hounded her so much. "I've missed you so," she said to him, and he felt she was sincere, But just beyond the door he felt jealousy and fear. Just another night in the life of the Jack of Hearts. No one knew the circumstance but they say that it happened pretty quick, The door to the dressing room burst open and a cold revolver clicked. And Big Jim was standin' there, ya couldn't say surprised, Rosemary right beside him, steady in her eyes. She was with Big Jim but she was leanin' to the Jack of Hearts. Two doors down the boys finally made it through the wall And cleaned out the bank safe, it's said that they got off with quite a haul. In the darkness by the riverbed they waited on the ground For one more member who had business back in town. But they couldn't go no further without the Jack of Hearts. The next day was hangin' day, the sky was overcast and black, Big Jim lay covered up, killed by a penknife in the back. And Rosemary on the gallows, she didn't even blink, The hangin' judge was sober, he hadn't had a drink. The only person on the scene missin' was the Jack of Hearts. The cabaret was empty now, a sign said, "Closed for repair," Lily had already taken all of the dye out of her hair. She was thinkin' 'bout her father, who she very rarely saw, Thinkin' 'bout Rosemary and thinkin' about the law. But, most of all she was thinkin' 'bout the Jack of Hearts. |
Now that I've not heard in a while, I'll have to dig out my Dire Straits
CD's. So true eh? Cheers Gilligan wrote: Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole there's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down there's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell there's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze 'goodness me could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post they're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most the watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas and everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease there's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots some come out in sympathy some come out in spots some blame the management some the employees and everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks innocence is injured experience just talks everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees that these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze' on ITV and BBC they talk about the curse philosophy is useless theology is worse history boils over there's an economics freeze sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease' Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here you've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees but worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease' he wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed but I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest come back and see me later - next patient please send in another victim of Industrial Disease' I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck they got free speech, tourists, police in trucks two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong there's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says 'they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees they wanna have a war to keep their factories they wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese they wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease they're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind they wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind they give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease' meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons' the other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees how come Jesus gets Industrial Disease |
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Joe wrote: And as far as Canada goes what have
yall done for us except insulate us from ice? Which country is the largest single exporter of oil to the USA? Cheers Marty |
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message The secret is out! I heard Condi is considering sactions and force will only be used as a last resort. It's already in the works... you guys have sanctions against our cows, our trees, our potatoes and I understand you have Apache Attack Choppers on border patrol. And, you're on our border, right? All along the northern border and more..... you guys do know we have a much bigger land mass than you do? .... and B-r-r-r it's cold up here all the time! We have plenty of wackos with guns hiding out in the forest. They're called "survivalists," but mostly they left L.A. or N.Y. so they can fight with each other. Well Jon... we don't really worry about urban bushwhackers up here. Let's face it... first sight of a Moose and they'd run back south again. If it was instituted as proposed by Charles Rangle, then there would be no deferments for the rich. I hate to say it, but you'll see a lot of Congress members' kids. Perhaps even two daughters of our president. As long as they are RICH..... they are welcomed to Dodge North! Not now that you told us about the oil and socialism. Don't get cocky... we have "Suicide Beer Bombers".... one can take out an entire platoon! Some advise... plan the attack for mid winter.... you can track us better in the snow and we'll all be at home drawing unemployment insurance and really drunk. CM |
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Capt. Mooron wrote: "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message The secret is out! I heard Condi is considering sactions and force will only be used as a last resort. It's already in the works... you guys have sanctions against our cows, our trees, our potatoes and I understand you have Apache Attack Choppers on border patrol. Not only that, but the CIA has infiltrated the RCMP. It's just a matter of time now. And, you're on our border, right? All along the northern border and more..... you guys do know we have a much bigger land mass than you do? .... and B-r-r-r it's cold up here all the time! Northern border? Oh, ok. Obviously you've never seen a real map of the world: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage-6253.html We have plenty of wackos with guns hiding out in the forest. They're called "survivalists," but mostly they left L.A. or N.Y. so they can fight with each other. Well Jon... we don't really worry about urban bushwhackers up here. Let's face it... first sight of a Moose and they'd run back south again. But Bowinkle A Moose was not threatening, just horney. If it was instituted as proposed by Charles Rangle, then there would be no deferments for the rich. I hate to say it, but you'll see a lot of Congress members' kids. Perhaps even two daughters of our president. As long as they are RICH..... they are welcomed to Dodge North! They are definitely rich... very spoiled though. Not now that you told us about the oil and socialism. Don't get cocky... we have "Suicide Beer Bombers".... one can take out an entire platoon! I knew a guy who was hit with one. He puked in the patrol car. The cop *loved* that. Some advise... plan the attack for mid winter.... you can track us better in the snow and we'll all be at home drawing unemployment insurance and really drunk. We're smarter than the Germans. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Joe wrote: And as far as Canada goes what have yall done for us except insulate us from ice? Which country is the largest single exporter of oil to the USA? Cheers Marty Sorry Marty, it isn't Canada. http://www.eia.doe.gov/neic/rankings/crudebycountry.htm John Cairns |
"John Cairns" wrote in message Sorry Marty, it isn't Canada. http://www.eia.doe.gov/neic/rankings/crudebycountry.htm Yeah John.... clue in to the Tar Sands and rethink that reply when you consider the Natural Gas from the North of Canada! Combined we are the most secure resource they have! CM |
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"Horvath" wrote in message Tell that to the Kurds and the Iranians he gassed. The same "gas" you sold him??? Go On.... Really?/!! Guess it works like you said it would! CM |
CM,
You guys couldn't hide, not weraing those pointy, white shoes. They'll give you away every time. OT |
Canadarm; A mechanical arm to receive bigger HANDOUT....
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Capt. Mooron wrote:
Some advise... plan the attack for mid winter.... Mid winter? Fergit it Jon, it's frickin winter here all year, never stops snowing, and the women are ugly, you wouldn't like it at all, best stay home where it's warm! Cheers Marty |
John Cairns wrote:
Sorry Marty, it isn't Canada. http://www.eia.doe.gov/neic/rankings/crudebycountry.htm John Cairns Old news John, try: http://www.stockhouse.com/news/news....58892&tick=BNS Cheers Marty |
Hey Robert,
Look whats been dug up. Terrible news, but this in no way effects the fact our president LIED and too us to war while there was still recourse and NO THREAT to the USA. At first Bush fans screamed that the WMD would be found and that's all that mattered.. Now that even Bush admits the truth (Partially) his same fans claim it doesn't matter. Amazing. RB |
Do you still think it was a dumb war?
Yes, those people are dead and this country did not lift a finger to help them. Now it's too late and this current was was started under false info, handled badly and so on. Can't you WAKE UP? Your president lied to you. RB |
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Horvath wrote: On 12 Oct 2004 10:25:45 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz) wrote this crap: This wasn't going to happen with Saddam, because PAY ATTENTION... he DIDN'T HAVE ANY WMDs. Tell that to the Kurds and the Iranians he gassed. My mistake. I should have said he DIDN'T HAVE ANY WMDs IN THIS CENTURY! -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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Joe wrote: (Bobsprit) wrote in message ... I want a president that is passionate and emotional about leading this country. Yeah, emotional enough to drag us into a dumb war, kill Americans, ruin our international rep, lose American jobs and make our deficit the WORST EVER. RB Hey Robert, Look whats been dug up. Hey Joe, look what we forgot to protect from the looters... equipment that had dual use. Now it just might be in the hands of terrorists. Thanks for nothing Bu****. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... John Cairns wrote: Sorry Marty, it isn't Canada. http://www.eia.doe.gov/neic/rankings/crudebycountry.htm John Cairns Old news John, try: http://www.stockhouse.com/news/news....58892&tick=BNS Cheers Marty Wow. At the mercy of the Canucks. John Cairns |
Thom Stewart wrote:
Cripes Nutsy, I'm 78 and I remember. A slanted memory and mind is useless, be it left or right!! I agree. Facts slways trump wishful thinking no matter the ideology that produced it. DSK |
On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 18:00:43 -0400, DSK wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote: Cripes Nutsy, I'm 78 and I remember. A slanted memory and mind is useless, be it left or right!! I agree. Facts slways trump wishful thinking no matter the ideology that produced it. One would think, but I'm not so sure anymore. There are enough "facts" spun to cover any ideology. Back in the days of competent journalism, before revisionist history, the printed word was backed with enough integrity that it *usually* could be trusted. Now ... well, I still believe my own eyes. |
I agree. Facts slways trump wishful thinking no matter the ideology that
produced it. thunder wrote: One would think, but I'm not so sure anymore. There are enough "facts" spun to cover any ideology. Back in the days of competent journalism, before revisionist history, the printed word was backed with enough integrity that it *usually* could be trusted. Now ... well, I still believe my own eyes. heh heh... Will Rogers once said, "Only believe half of what you read, and 90% of what you see." And the above slogan could well be taken as an ideology, too. But in general I mean "observable, confirmable, un-spun" facts, such as water flows down hill. DSK |
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Horvath wrote: On 13 Oct 2004 10:20:02 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz) wrote this crap: Marty, please don't lie. I dated a Canadian woman a couple of years ago. She was amazing. :-) Why? Did she bring you guys? Horass, are you just stupid naturally or do you have work at it? -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Horass, are you just stupid naturally or do you have work at it?
Both. RB |
Please do not confuse him with the facts. Yeah, cuz we suuuure protected them! RB |
Wow. At the mercy of the Canucks. John Cairns Could be worse, you could depend on us to supply your flu vaccine! ;-o Cheers Marty |
"Joe" wrote in message om... And since you never bothered to serve and protect our country it's something you can never understand. So, you admit that Bush can never understand ????? Take an Aspirin .... it might help! Regards Donal -- |
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