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gonefishiing September 22nd 04 07:31 AM

sailing gun poll for U.S. wackos
 
no canucks don't count

ok......
so what do you have aboard

"the put up or shut up" gun poll

flare guns
..22 cal.
pistols
assault rifle
mortar rounds
rocket launchers
or cannons
????????

how do you stow them and prevent rust from salt water and the elements?
and what the hell do you need them for?

target practice on bouys?
sport fishing?
whale hunting?

me?
heck mine are aboard the coast guard cutter near the indian point nuclear
plant..
thanks GWB ;)

any libertarians out here?



katysails September 22nd 04 12:02 PM

What are you, nuts or something? You start a gun thread that is a gun
thread instead of making some other thread into a gun thread? haven't you
learned anything yet about the way things are done here?
"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
no canucks don't count

ok......
so what do you have aboard

"the put up or shut up" gun poll

flare guns
.22 cal.
pistols
assault rifle
mortar rounds
rocket launchers
or cannons
????????

how do you stow them and prevent rust from salt water and the elements?
and what the hell do you need them for?

target practice on bouys?
sport fishing?
whale hunting?

me?
heck mine are aboard the coast guard cutter near the indian point nuclear
plant..
thanks GWB ;)

any libertarians out here?





Scott Vernon September 22nd 04 12:45 PM


"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
no canucks don't count


that's a given.



Vito September 22nd 04 01:52 PM

"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
no canucks don't count


Not even as victims?

ok...... so what do you have aboard


One 25mm rapid fire plus small arms kept rust free by virgin Irish women
from Oz. - will use them to supplement meager (thanks to Bush) retirement by
robbing unarmed anti-gun cranks often found on this NG.

OK, OK ... I stand corrected. All Irish/Oz MEN are virgins but NO women.
I'll have to look elsewhere for crew.

Actually I keep no guns aboard per se. I habitually carry a lightweight
hammerless S&W in a handwarmer pocket and *sometimes* either a .40 S&W
semiauto in a IWB holster or a .44 Mag in a "Wes Hardin" shoulder holster
depending on where I'm going - usually not while on the boat. If I were
going anywhere piracy was common I'd opt for a long range medium caliber
rifle (eg 30-06) and a 12 ga shotgun - maybe a dozen each to trade for stuff
stolen from vics like you.



gonefishiing September 22nd 04 02:49 PM

nuts?
i don't know maybe
so far i've learned something (not sure what) about squirty cheese
and now this!
everyday is a surprise
you should really consider posting the alternate asa.sailing faq.
it should prove interesting
in any event you appear to be a somewhat god fearing midwest woman: where's
your forgiveness for my apparent sin?

gf.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
What are you, nuts or something? You start a gun thread that is a gun
thread instead of making some other thread into a gun thread? haven't you
learned anything yet about the way things are done here?
"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
no canucks don't count

ok......
so what do you have aboard

"the put up or shut up" gun poll

flare guns
.22 cal.
pistols
assault rifle
mortar rounds
rocket launchers
or cannons
????????

how do you stow them and prevent rust from salt water and the elements?
and what the hell do you need them for?

target practice on bouys?
sport fishing?
whale hunting?

me?
heck mine are aboard the coast guard cutter near the indian point

nuclear
plant..
thanks GWB ;)

any libertarians out here?







Maxprop September 22nd 04 03:33 PM


"gonefishiing" wrote in message

no canucks don't count


Have they ever?


ok......
so what do you have aboard

"the put up or shut up" gun poll

flare guns


Yes. 25mm type.

.22 cal.
pistols
assault rifle
mortar rounds
rocket launchers
or cannons


Yes. Winchester Repeating Arms 10ga. signaling cannon. Never fired in
anger or at anyone, except at my friend who fires his at me.

????????

how do you stow them and prevent rust from salt water and the elements?


Not much salt in The Great Lakes. A little WD-40 goes a long way in
cleaning and preventing rust.

and what the hell do you need them for?


Need? Need? We don't need no stinking cannons. But they are fun and the
crowd on the dock loves 'em.

target practice on bouys?
sport fishing?
whale hunting?


Making noise. Lot o' noise.

me?
heck mine are aboard the coast guard cutter near the indian point nuclear
plant..
thanks GWB ;)

any libertarians out here?


Yup. The only good government is less government.

Max




Jonathan Ganz September 22nd 04 07:43 PM

In article , gonefishiing wrote:
no canucks don't count

ok......
so what do you have aboard


Aboard? Zero, nada. Flares, but no flare gun.

Well, except for this:

http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archi...i2/humor.shtml
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Gilligan September 23rd 04 12:30 AM

I'm having a religious experience right now:

http://www.cafepress.com/sartwell/365372


Gilligan


"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
no canucks don't count

ok......
so what do you have aboard

"the put up or shut up" gun poll

flare guns
.22 cal.
pistols
assault rifle
mortar rounds
rocket launchers
or cannons
????????

how do you stow them and prevent rust from salt water and the elements?
and what the hell do you need them for?

target practice on bouys?
sport fishing?
whale hunting?

me?
heck mine are aboard the coast guard cutter near the indian point nuclear
plant..
thanks GWB ;)

any libertarians out here?





Donal September 23rd 04 01:14 AM


"Vito" wrote in message
...
OK, OK ... I stand corrected. All Irish/Oz MEN are virgins


Absolutely correct, Vito. I'm impressed by your keen perceptive
abilities!!

Send your pretty young daughters to me for safe keeping.



Regards


Donal
--




katysails September 23rd 04 03:15 AM

Only God forgives; I, in my humble humanity, only have the ability to remind
you what you need to be forgiven for.
(God fearing Midwest woman???? snort....)
"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
nuts?
i don't know maybe
so far i've learned something (not sure what) about squirty cheese
and now this!
everyday is a surprise
you should really consider posting the alternate asa.sailing faq.
it should prove interesting
in any event you appear to be a somewhat god fearing midwest woman:

where's
your forgiveness for my apparent sin?

gf.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
What are you, nuts or something? You start a gun thread that is a gun
thread instead of making some other thread into a gun thread? haven't

you
learned anything yet about the way things are done here?
"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
no canucks don't count

ok......
so what do you have aboard

"the put up or shut up" gun poll

flare guns
.22 cal.
pistols
assault rifle
mortar rounds
rocket launchers
or cannons
????????

how do you stow them and prevent rust from salt water and the

elements?
and what the hell do you need them for?

target practice on bouys?
sport fishing?
whale hunting?

me?
heck mine are aboard the coast guard cutter near the indian point

nuclear
plant..
thanks GWB ;)

any libertarians out here?










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