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Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get
ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote in message ink.net... They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote in message ... WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Oh, yes. The mad, diabolical Gilligan has been working for the past two
years perfecting his new specimens. And here all you have to show for your efforts is a bunch of cells osmosising around a test tube....Who do you think will win at the science fair? "Nav" wrote in message ... Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk... katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Just a tad too graphic there, Thom.....
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Yeah Katy, That's why they are so rare. They do that once, make a sound like (pitop) and disappear out the back hole of their ass like a fart. Never to be seen again. Ole Thom |
Behold progress: from the ashes of Sputnik, we've finally arrived.
Scout "katysails" wrote in message ... Oh, yes. The mad, diabolical Gilligan has been working for the past two years perfecting his new specimens. And here all you have to show for your efforts is a bunch of cells osmosising around a test tube....Who do you think will win at the science fair? "Nav" wrote in message ... Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk... katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Post their name. I'll write them in for President! What a thot - an honest
person in the White House! "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB |
What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the
brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote: Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same lie over , changing / adding details to the first lie. Just like GWB! Way to go Scott for admitting that. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Stop it Ganz. Bush lies. Kerry lies. they all lie. They're
freaking politicions, that's what they do. SV "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article , Scott Vernon wrote: Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same lie over , changing / adding details to the first lie. Just like GWB! Way to go Scott for admitting that. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube
mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
In article ,
katysails wrote: They don't fly out...they fly up.... Ok, so what's the difference between monkeys flying out your butt and politicians? Ah.. no difference then. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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