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Honest Sailors
About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB |
You can be sure that if Tougboat found it, he would be ordering a new
bow thruster for his trawler. For sure. No way he'd be allowed to buy anything "sail" related. RB |
Nutsy,
You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about Honest Sailor with LIES!! Ole Thom |
You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about
Honest Sailor with LIES!! Shame on you, Thom. The story is 100 percent true. I sold the Cal recently. Something nice happens and you want to **** all over it? Let Scotty Potti do that. RB |
Thom Stewart wrote:
Nutsy, You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about Honest Sailor with LIES!! Yep. It's all a big re-run for Bubbles. DSK |
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Perhaps, but there has been a glut of lost/recovered diamond rings
aboard boats you have bought/sold. It sounded familiar to me, as well. You're all a bit confused. You're thinking of Suzanne's ring, which had been lost and found. Nothing to do with this story. RB |
Honest Sailor with LIES!!
Yep. It's all a big re-run for Bubbles. Trawler sailor speaks! RB |
DSK wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote: You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about Honest Sailor with LIES!! Yep. It's all a big re-run for Bubbles. Excuse me. I think this is where I came in. -- //-Walt // // http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/040514/matson.gif |
Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Maybe he gets royalties from reruns....
"DSK" wrote in message .. . Thom Stewart wrote: Nutsy, You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about Honest Sailor with LIES!! Yep. It's all a big re-run for Bubbles. DSK |
When monkeys fly out their butts.
Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
In article et,
Gilligan wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan Horass was in the neighborhood?? -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must
have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same lie
over , changing / adding details to the first lie. Scotty "felton" wrote in message ... On 15 Sep 2004 15:18:17 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote: You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about Honest Sailor with LIES!! Shame on you, Thom. The story is 100 percent true. I sold the Cal recently. Something nice happens and you want to **** all over it? Let Scotty Potti do that. RB Perhaps, but there has been a glut of lost/recovered diamond rings aboard boats you have bought/sold. It sounded familiar to me, as well. |
They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do
havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote in message ... WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk...
katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
And have prehensile hands!
"Nav" wrote in message ... Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk... katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Must be useful for closing the crack afterwards.
Gilligan wrote: And have prehensile hands! "Nav" wrote in message ... Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk... katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message hlink.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Yeah Katy,
That's why they are so rare. They do that once, make a sound like (pitop) and disappear out the back hole of their ass like a fart. Never to be seen again. Ole Thom |
Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get
ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote in message ink.net... They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote in message ... WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Oh, yes. The mad, diabolical Gilligan has been working for the past two
years perfecting his new specimens. And here all you have to show for your efforts is a bunch of cells osmosising around a test tube....Who do you think will win at the science fair? "Nav" wrote in message ... Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk... katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Just a tad too graphic there, Thom.....
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Yeah Katy, That's why they are so rare. They do that once, make a sound like (pitop) and disappear out the back hole of their ass like a fart. Never to be seen again. Ole Thom |
Behold progress: from the ashes of Sputnik, we've finally arrived.
Scout "katysails" wrote in message ... Oh, yes. The mad, diabolical Gilligan has been working for the past two years perfecting his new specimens. And here all you have to show for your efforts is a bunch of cells osmosising around a test tube....Who do you think will win at the science fair? "Nav" wrote in message ... Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk... katysails wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote in message nk.net... When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
Post their name. I'll write them in for President! What a thot - an honest
person in the White House! "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB |
What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the
brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote: Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same lie over , changing / adding details to the first lie. Just like GWB! Way to go Scott for admitting that. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Stop it Ganz. Bush lies. Kerry lies. they all lie. They're
freaking politicions, that's what they do. SV "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article , Scott Vernon wrote: Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same lie over , changing / adding details to the first lie. Just like GWB! Way to go Scott for admitting that. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube
mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
In article ,
katysails wrote: They don't fly out...they fly up.... Ok, so what's the difference between monkeys flying out your butt and politicians? Ah.. no difference then. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Damn...
In article , katysails wrote: I can blame Jon for almost anything if I try hard enough....but I won't... "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... You can't blame Jon for being confused then. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
Ew...I dread to think of what's seeping into what...
Seahag "katysails" wrote: Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
Pure diabolism....
"Seahag" wrote in message ... Ew...I dread to think of what's seeping into what... Seahag "katysails" wrote: Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
Impure dialysis, more like it...
katysails wrote: Pure diabolism.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... Ew...I dread to think of what's seeping into what... Seahag "katysails" wrote: Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
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