"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Last hurricane that came thru I saved several whole dock boxes that
the powerboaters here failed to secure. I tied them of and kept them
from floating out to sea.

Wel done! I wish that we had people like you here.


Not one thank you, just a dirty looks from a
snob asshole that would of rather filed an inflated insurance claim.

That's America for you! Over here, you would have been compensated for your
efforts. Most people on my pontoon would have offered you the use of a
Rubenesque female for at least 45 minutes.

Regards


Donal
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You don't? Most people who are around marinas when there are problems look
out for each others boats...
"Donal" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Last hurricane that came thru I saved several whole dock boxes that
the powerboaters here failed to secure. I tied them of and kept them
from floating out to sea.

Wel done! I wish that we had people like you here.


Not one thank you, just a dirty looks from a
snob asshole that would of rather filed an inflated insurance claim.

That's America for you! Over here, you would have been compensated for
your
efforts. Most people on my pontoon would have offered you the use of a
Rubenesque female for at least 45 minutes.

Regards


Donal
--

Donal wrote:
... Most people on my pontoon would have offered you the use of a
Rubenesque female for at least 45 minutes.

I don't think Joe would have any use for one for more than about 4
minutes, much less 45.

As for Rubenesque, think positive. That's a lot better than Daliesque.

DSK

"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Last hurricane that came thru I saved several whole dock boxes that
the powerboaters here failed to secure. I tied them of and kept them
from floating out to sea.

Wel done! I wish that we had people like you here.


Not one thank you, just a dirty looks from a
snob asshole that would of rather filed an inflated insurance claim.

That's America for you! Over here, you would have been compensated for your
efforts.

Im talking about the millionaire cigar boat dickheads.

One guy in the next slip over had a cabin cruiser and I tended his
lines while he was out of town. He insisted on giving me a 100 bucks.
I did not want to take it but he said he would throw it in the water
if I did not. Was a nice dinner for Terry and I.

Joe





Most people on my pontoon would have offered you the use of a
Rubenesque female for at least 45 minutes.

Regards


Donal
--

In article ,
Joe wrote:
One guy in the next slip over had a cabin cruiser and I tended his
lines while he was out of town. He insisted on giving me a 100 bucks.
I did not want to take it but he said he would throw it in the water
if I did not. Was a nice dinner for Terry and I.

Joe

Joe, just so you know... the sentence fragment is also grammatically
incorrect. It should read "Terry and me" not "Terry and I."

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

(Jonathan Ganz) wrote in message ...
In article ,
Joe wrote:
One guy in the next slip over had a cabin cruiser and I tended his
lines while he was out of town. He insisted on giving me a 100 bucks.
I did not want to take it but he said he would throw it in the water
if I did not. Was a nice dinner for Terry and I.

Joe

Joe, just so you know... the sentence fragment is also grammatically
incorrect. It should read "Terry and me" not "Terry and I."


Why thank you Jon,

BTW we are looking for a new secretary....Opps I mean admin assistant.

Do you make coffee? Will you pick up dry cleaning, empty the waste baskets?.
can you type 35 WPM..If so... send me a resume we pay 3.25 an hour.

Joe

So, you believe that only secretaries and office assistants should
be able to write correctly? Got it. That's pretty low brow Joe.
I was just trying to give you the benefit of my education.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
m...
(Jonathan Ganz) wrote in message
...
In article ,
Joe wrote:
One guy in the next slip over had a cabin cruiser and I tended his
lines while he was out of town. He insisted on giving me a 100 bucks.
I did not want to take it but he said he would throw it in the water
if I did not. Was a nice dinner for Terry and I.

Joe

Joe, just so you know... the sentence fragment is also grammatically
incorrect. It should read "Terry and me" not "Terry and I."


Why thank you Jon,

BTW we are looking for a new secretary....Opps I mean admin assistant.

Do you make coffee? Will you pick up dry cleaning, empty the waste
baskets?.
can you type 35 WPM..If so... send me a resume we pay 3.25 an hour.

Joe

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
So, you believe that only secretaries and office assistants should
be able to write correctly? Got it.

Your wrong Jonboy, I think everyone should be able to write correctly.

That's pretty low brow Joe.

Hey I admit I'm not the best speller, and I'm lousy at proper grammer.

Thats why I hire a secretary to write letters when the grammer and
correct spelling is important. Id rather focus on other skills.

I was just trying to give you the benefit of my education.

Thats mighty nice of you there Jonboy.

I will try to do better.

Please keep up the grammer Nazi role to motivate I.

Joe




--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
m...
(Jonathan Ganz) wrote in message
...
In article ,
Joe wrote:
One guy in the next slip over had a cabin cruiser and I tended his
lines while he was out of town. He insisted on giving me a 100 bucks.
I did not want to take it but he said he would throw it in the water
if I did not. Was a nice dinner for Terry and I.

Joe

Joe, just so you know... the sentence fragment is also grammatically
incorrect. It should read "Terry and me" not "Terry and I."


Why thank you Jon,

BTW we are looking for a new secretary....Opps I mean admin assistant.

Do you make coffee? Will you pick up dry cleaning, empty the waste
baskets?.
can you type 35 WPM..If so... send me a resume we pay 3.25 an hour.

Joe

Perhaps there should be a permit required to use the Internet. And
fines for those who mispeel words.

Scotty


"Joe" wrote in message
om...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, you believe that only secretaries and office assistants should
be able to write correctly? Got it.

Your wrong Jonboy, I think everyone should be able to write
correctly.

That's pretty low brow Joe.

Hey I admit I'm not the best speller, and I'm lousy at proper
grammer.

Thats why I hire a secretary to write letters when the grammer and
correct spelling is important. Id rather focus on other skills.

I was just trying to give you the benefit of my education.

Thats mighty nice of you there Jonboy.

I will try to do better.

Please keep up the grammer Nazi role to motivate I.

Joe




--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
m...
(Jonathan Ganz) wrote in message
...
In article ,
Joe wrote:
One guy in the next slip over had a cabin cruiser and I tended
his
lines while he was out of town. He insisted on giving me a 100
bucks.
I did not want to take it but he said he would throw it in the
water
if I did not. Was a nice dinner for Terry and I.

Joe

Joe, just so you know... the sentence fragment is also
grammatically
incorrect. It should read "Terry and me" not "Terry and I."


Why thank you Jon,

BTW we are looking for a new secretary....Opps I mean admin
assistant.

Do you make coffee? Will you pick up dry cleaning, empty the
waste
baskets?.
can you type 35 WPM..If so... send me a resume we pay 3.25 an
hour.

Joe

"Donal" wrote
..... Most people on my pontoon would have offered you the use of a
Rubenesque female for at least 45 minutes.


And just what can get done in 45 minutes? Why that's barely to do the
dishes and laundry .... (c: