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Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:06 AM

Well, that's important, but more so: do you tan well too?

OzOne wrote:

Hey, I shave!

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 09:06:18 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

In your case, aren't trolls under the bridge more in keeping with
the story?

OzOne wrote:

Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:08 AM



Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.


Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?


AH, self-realisation has yet to dawn...I'll drink to that.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Nav September 14th 04 02:12 AM

Nah, easy open with matches near by.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

Sealed I hope!

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 12:51:18 +1200, Nav
scribbled thusly:


Can't be, that's where she keeps her pot.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Nav September 14th 04 02:17 AM



Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.


Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?



AH, self-realisation has yet to dawn...I'll drink to that.

Don't forget to minesweep the local bar while you are at it.

Cheers


Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:22 AM



OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



Nav wrote:

Donal wrote:

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.


Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:24 AM



Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.

Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?



AH, self-realisation has yet to dawn...I'll drink to that.

Don't forget to minesweep the local bar while you are at it.


The local bar is still blocked by sand and ineefectual dredges
and government propaganda. I'm just suffering withdrawal
symptoms from a whole winter gone without sailing.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Nav September 14th 04 02:27 AM



Flying Tadpole wrote:


OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



Nav wrote:

Donal wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
...


Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.


Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.


Jesus.

Cheers


Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:30 AM



Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



Nav wrote:

Donal wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
...


Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.

Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.


Jesus.


While I can understand your confusion, can I just gently point
out you've mistaken my identity slightly?

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:30 AM



Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:


Flying Tadpole wrote:



Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.

Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?



AH, self-realisation has yet to dawn...I'll drink to that.


Don't forget to minesweep the local bar while you are at it.



The local bar is still blocked by sand and ineefectual dredges
and government propaganda. I'm just suffering withdrawal
symptoms from a whole winter gone without sailing.


Poor thing. Emigrate!

Thought has occurred from time to time, but CHile won't have me.


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Nav September 14th 04 02:31 AM



Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:


Flying Tadpole wrote:



Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.

Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?



AH, self-realisation has yet to dawn...I'll drink to that.


Don't forget to minesweep the local bar while you are at it.



The local bar is still blocked by sand and ineefectual dredges
and government propaganda. I'm just suffering withdrawal
symptoms from a whole winter gone without sailing.


Poor thing. Emigrate!

Cheers



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