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Nav September 14th 04 03:35 AM

So what's the excuse now?

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

When I was a kid I had a troll under my bed.
Sometimes I wasn't game to put my feet on the floor to go to the
toilet before the sun came up!....with sometimes disastrous
consequences.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:38:14 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


Trolls live under bridges...not under beds....carnivorous dust bunnies live
under the bed....
OzOne wrote in message ...

Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:


It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 03:38 AM

Blush...

katysails wrote:

I can't stand it if you have to whack more than once....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Excessive. In marking, you only want to remove the lamb's tail
and, er, other parts. Butchering, now, that's different.

katysails wrote:

machete?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote in message

...
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed

GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message

...
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you

noticed
my
posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years,

you'll
see
that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in

May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I

do....maybe
you
need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message

...
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of

the
morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only
morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been

expecting
you.











--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
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Nav September 14th 04 04:09 AM

That's not an excuse but a medical condition!

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

Alcohol induced coma.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 14:35:14 +1200, Nav
scribbled thusly:


So what's the excuse now?

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


When I was a kid I had a troll under my bed.
Sometimes I wasn't game to put my feet on the floor to go to the
toilet before the sun came up!....with sometimes disastrous
consequences.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:38:14 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



Trolls live under bridges...not under beds....carnivorous dust bunnies live
under the bed....
OzOne wrote in message ...


Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scout September 14th 04 10:42 AM


"katysails" wrote
nyah nyah,,,no I won't...genital, genital, genital .....
"Scout" wrote in message ...
my Jedi classes are paying off!
Scout

GENITAL, YOU WILL TYPE GENITAL

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Totally out of character.....I know my computer did that on purpose just to
sully my pristine image....now Nav will think I've become a hoyden in his
absence....
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!


I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon September 14th 04 12:08 PM


"katysails" wrote ...
...the recent Nav is just a bad
metamorphosis of the old MC......he's been playing with his tube for
too long....


TMI







Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:32 AM


"katysails"wrote:
Yes....it is the person who used to be...the recent Nav is just a bad
metamorphosis of the old MC......he's been playing with his test tubes for
too long....


Well, I've got to admit that I'm really enlighten...

LP (always learning)


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Nav" wrote:
Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).


Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP







Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:33 AM


"Nav" wrote:

Dear Kook

You are confusing me with someone else I think.

Cheers MC


Oh my!

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:35 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Nav" wrote:
Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).


Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.


Oh, thank you Taddy (or would that be Teddy? Bear) for the enlightenment..

LP (sleep tight, I have to save my state tomorrow)...




Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:37 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning (for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning people on this
ng.....


Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oh, poor baby, Oz...let me give you a tissue...

LP (maybe a hankie in your native language?)

P.S. I hope your are feeling better...



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:38 AM

Oz is limp? YOu could have fooled me! ;-)

LP


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Well...crackling responses of couse, not a limp biscuit.

katysails wrote:

Hey...he lives in a crackerbox...whatdayawant????
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
You wouldn't be if you wrote _memorable_ one-liners...

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning (for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning people on

this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole





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