swcoutn? wanna tell us what the boys and girls at MIT have to say on the
subject?

Do you know what MIT is?

do you know what lightning is?

do you know anything?

From: "Scout"
Date: 8/22/2004 10:05 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id:

Phil,
Why do you make so many assumptions? Do you do this often? It's a dangerous
habit and will only cause you embarrassment and heartache. Are you Jaxie in
drag? Do you agree with a man who says electricity has nothing to do with
mathematics and in the same post uses math to describe the potential of
lightning?
You claim that "they're all fools here" - it seems to me that every post has
pointed out the futility in such systems. Did I miss the post you refer to?
The fact is that the science teacher claims no 'hidden' knowledge of
electricity, and said only that it follows strict rules of behavior. Would
you care to argue that point?
The science teacher never claimed to buy into lightning protection on a
boat, and therefore, has no such system, are you assuming otherwise? Do you
see any post in which he defends these systems, or are his questions merely
conversational in nature? Are you afraid of friendly discussion?
I'll discuss poetry OR electricity with you. You can begin, I'll respond.
Better yet, stick to posting your boring version of the truth in politics.
At least then you're easier to ignore.
Scout


"Phil Morris" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Jax,

They're all fools here. Some want to insulate their boat but the
ionization
potential renders insulation useless, let alone the effects of induced
currents; they want to inject ions in the vicinity of their boats, yet to
create enough potential to neutralize lightning it would, in fact,
generate
enough potential to cause lightning from their own boats; because they
don't
understand lightning, electricity, or atmospheric electrodynamics, they
claim that lightning is magic - defies all physical laws; they want to
ground their boats to make it part of the lightning discharge
circuit -increasing the chances of getting struck!; the science teacher
claims some special, hidden knowledge of electricity, but yet is not
practiced in the art, he should stick to poetry. Ah yes the fools suffer,
some even buy wonder products from the black magicians. God bless Iron Joe
of the rusty Faraday cage! What doesn't get him in a thunder clap will
slowly rot out his hulk by electrolysis.

There's a simple method to reduce the chances of being struck by many
orders
of magnitude by towing a lightning distraction bouy. It's proven many
times
over.

Phil



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
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take a guess.











From: "Scout"
Date: 8/22/2004 10:05 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id:

Phil,
Why do you make so many assumptions? Do you do this often? It's a dangerous
habit and will only cause you embarrassment and heartache. Are you Jaxie in
drag? Do you agree with a man who says electricity has nothing to do with
mathematics and in the same post uses math to describe the potential of
lightning?
You claim that "they're all fools here" - it seems to me that every post has
pointed out the futility in such systems. Did I miss the post you refer to?
The fact is that the science teacher claims no 'hidden' knowledge of
electricity, and said only that it follows strict rules of behavior. Would
you care to argue that point?
The science teacher never claimed to buy into lightning protection on a
boat, and therefore, has no such system, are you assuming otherwise? Do you
see any post in which he defends these systems, or are his questions merely
conversational in nature? Are you afraid of friendly discussion?
I'll discuss poetry OR electricity with you. You can begin, I'll respond.
Better yet, stick to posting your boring version of the truth in politics.
At least then you're easier to ignore.
Scout


"Phil Morris" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Jax,

They're all fools here. Some want to insulate their boat but the
ionization
potential renders insulation useless, let alone the effects of induced
currents; they want to inject ions in the vicinity of their boats, yet to
create enough potential to neutralize lightning it would, in fact,
generate
enough potential to cause lightning from their own boats; because they
don't
understand lightning, electricity, or atmospheric electrodynamics, they
claim that lightning is magic - defies all physical laws; they want to
ground their boats to make it part of the lightning discharge
circuit -increasing the chances of getting struck!; the science teacher
claims some special, hidden knowledge of electricity, but yet is not
practiced in the art, he should stick to poetry. Ah yes the fools suffer,
some even buy wonder products from the black magicians. God bless Iron Joe
of the rusty Faraday cage! What doesn't get him in a thunder clap will
slowly rot out his hulk by electrolysis.

There's a simple method to reduce the chances of being struck by many
orders
of magnitude by towing a lightning distraction bouy. It's proven many
times
over.

Phil



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
take a guess.

Yes, it's my guess as to what pushed your brain through your eardrum.
I have a question for you now tough guy, even though you wisely chose to
ignore my last challenge: you wanna tell me what MY opinion is regarding
lightning protection on boats? I've read what MIT has to say, what the U.S.
Navy has to say, what the NLSI has to say. I also wanted to know what
sailors had to say.
I can't figure out what your role is here. Village idiot I suppose.
Scout

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
do you know what lightning is?

yup, you are the village idiot.

From: "Scout"
Date: 8/22/2004 10:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id:

Yes, it's my guess as to what pushed your brain through your eardrum.
I have a question for you now tough guy, even though you wisely chose to
ignore my last challenge: you wanna tell me what MY opinion is regarding
lightning protection on boats? I've read what MIT has to say, what the U.S.
Navy has to say, what the NLSI has to say. I also wanted to know what
sailors had to say.
I can't figure out what your role is here. Village idiot I suppose.
Scout

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
do you know what lightning is?

Jesus, I wasted 4 minutes of my life waiting for that response?
Scout

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
yup, you are the village idiot.

From: "Scout"
Date: 8/22/2004 10:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id:

Yes, it's my guess as to what pushed your brain through your eardrum.
I have a question for you now tough guy, even though you wisely chose to
ignore my last challenge: you wanna tell me what MY opinion is regarding
lightning protection on boats? I've read what MIT has to say, what the
U.S.
Navy has to say, what the NLSI has to say. I also wanted to know what
sailors had to say.
I can't figure out what your role is here. Village idiot I suppose.
Scout

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
do you know what lightning is?

Write it off to R&D on the level of idiocy jaxxies can achieve while still
having a pulse.

All my findings indicate their is no lower threshold...

CM


"Scout" wrote in message
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| Jesus, I wasted 4 minutes of my life waiting for that response?
| Scout
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| yup, you are the village idiot.
|
| From: "Scout"
| Date: 8/22/2004 10:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
| Message-id:
|
| Yes, it's my guess as to what pushed your brain through your eardrum.
| I have a question for you now tough guy, even though you wisely chose
to
| ignore my last challenge: you wanna tell me what MY opinion is
regarding
| lightning protection on boats? I've read what MIT has to say, what the
| U.S.
| Navy has to say, what the NLSI has to say. I also wanted to know what
| sailors had to say.
| I can't figure out what your role is here. Village idiot I suppose.
| Scout
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| do you know what lightning is?
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Aw CRAP... now the Typo Nazi is gonna nail me.... I'll get accused of
committing the crime twice and a slanderous slur that I actually top-post.

All of which are obvious lies....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| All my findings indicate their is no lower threshold...

To the Grammar Gestapo:

" All my findings indicate there is no lower threshold"

There... now take a friggin' pill!

CM

Now there's another argument bound to heat up: does most lightning top post
down or bottom post up?
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Aw CRAP... now the Typo Nazi is gonna nail me.... I'll get accused of
committing the crime twice and a slanderous slur that I actually top-post.

All of which are obvious lies....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| All my findings indicate their is no lower threshold...

To the Grammar Gestapo:

" All my findings indicate there is no lower threshold"

There... now take a friggin' pill!

CM

My guess is that Jaxie is defensive due to a fond recollection of lightning,
the giver of life, the great reanimator, his mama. For without it, he would
still be the lifeless lump of hopeless clay, strapped to the cold laboratory
bench, week old parts stitched together with love in the name of science,
helpless against the curious, roaming fingers of Igor, vaguely aware of the
passing electrical storm, and waiting, waiting, waiting for 100 million
volts of mamma's milk to spark his obscene, unnatural existence! Ohhhh
Jaxie! You're alive, YOU'RE ALIVE, you abnormal, dysfunctional, ignorant
*******!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Write it off to R&D on the level of idiocy jaxxies can achieve while still
having a pulse.

All my findings indicate their is no lower threshold...

CM


"Scout" wrote in message
...
| Jesus, I wasted 4 minutes of my life waiting for that response?
| Scout
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| yup, you are the village idiot.
|
| From: "Scout"
| Date: 8/22/2004 10:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
| Message-id:

|
| Yes, it's my guess as to what pushed your brain through your eardrum.
| I have a question for you now tough guy, even though you wisely chose
to
| ignore my last challenge: you wanna tell me what MY opinion is
regarding
| lightning protection on boats? I've read what MIT has to say, what
the
| U.S.
| Navy has to say, what the NLSI has to say. I also wanted to know what
| sailors had to say.
| I can't figure out what your role is here. Village idiot I suppose.
| Scout
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| do you know what lightning is?
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Try and look for the silver lining Scout.... in this scenario you can turn
a sow's ear into a silk purse with the knowledge that .... at least it
removes the possibility of cloning.
;-)

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
| My guess is that Jaxie is defensive due to a fond recollection of
lightning,
| the giver of life, the great reanimator, his mama. For without it, he
would
| still be the lifeless lump of hopeless clay, strapped to the cold
laboratory
| bench, week old parts stitched together with love in the name of science,
| helpless against the curious, roaming fingers of Igor, vaguely aware of
the
| passing electrical storm, and waiting, waiting, waiting for 100 million
| volts of mamma's milk to spark his obscene, unnatural existence! Ohhhh
| Jaxie! You're alive, YOU'RE ALIVE, you abnormal, dysfunctional, ignorant
| *******!
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Write it off to R&D on the level of idiocy jaxxies can achieve while
still
| having a pulse.
|
| All my findings indicate their is no lower threshold...
|
| CM
|
|
| "Scout" wrote in message
| ...
| | Jesus, I wasted 4 minutes of my life waiting for that response?
| | Scout
| |
| | "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| | ...
| | yup, you are the village idiot.
| |
| | From: "Scout"
| | Date: 8/22/2004 10:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
| | Message-id:
|
| |
| | Yes, it's my guess as to what pushed your brain through your
eardrum.
| | I have a question for you now tough guy, even though you wisely
chose
| to
| | ignore my last challenge: you wanna tell me what MY opinion is
| regarding
| | lightning protection on boats? I've read what MIT has to say, what
| the
| | U.S.
| | Navy has to say, what the NLSI has to say. I also wanted to know
what
| | sailors had to say.
| | I can't figure out what your role is here. Village idiot I suppose.
| | Scout
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| | "JAXAshby" wrote in message
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Scout wrote:
My guess is that Jaxie is defensive due to a fond recollection of lightning,
the giver of life, the great reanimator, his mama. For without it, he would
still be the lifeless lump of hopeless clay, strapped to the cold laboratory
bench, week old parts stitched together with love in the name of science,
helpless against the curious, roaming fingers of Igor, vaguely aware of the
passing electrical storm, and waiting, waiting, waiting for 100 million
volts of mamma's milk to spark his obscene, unnatural existence! Ohhhh
Jaxie! You're alive, YOU'RE ALIVE, you abnormal, dysfunctional, ignorant
*******!

Why Scout, that's really poetry.

I think you must be acquainted with some of the contractors I'm forced
to work with...

DSK