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On 20 Aug 2004 11:12:17 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"

Old joke, and you changed the ending.

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George W. Bush and John Kerry both showed up at the same barbershop at
the same time. The two barbers were afraid to say anything as they
thought a political discussion would break out. They spent the entire
session is silence.

At the end of the haircut, the barber for John Kerry reached for the
cologne, and John Kerry finally spoke, "Whoa there! If you put that
on me, my wife might think I was just in a whorehouse."

Then George W. Bush spoke up. "Go ahead and slap all you want on me.
My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."

Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

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