Robot Bartender
 

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him,"What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So, the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this
is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the
robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot
then said, "So, are you planning to vote for Bush again?"


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

On 20 Aug 2004 11:12:17 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"

Old joke, and you changed the ending.

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George W. Bush and John Kerry both showed up at the same barbershop at
the same time. The two barbers were afraid to say anything as they
thought a political discussion would break out. They spent the entire
session is silence.

At the end of the haircut, the barber for John Kerry reached for the
cologne, and John Kerry finally spoke, "Whoa there! If you put that
on me, my wife might think I was just in a whorehouse."

Then George W. Bush spoke up. "Go ahead and slap all you want on me.
My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Didn't change a thing... that's the way I heard it.

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
Old joke, and you changed the ending.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

very good
no mention of kerry at all!
gf.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him,"What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So, the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this
is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the
robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot
then said, "So, are you planning to vote for Bush again?"


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Who?

In article , gonefishiing wrote:
very good
no mention of kerry at all!
gf.

Oh.... Kerry... :-)
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."