"Bart Senior" wrote in message . net...
You forgot the mention that you may, or may not have been in
Cambodia, and it may, or may not have been Christmastime.
Don't you remember testifying before Congress that you were
definately in Cambodia? And later not being so sure?

I did not remember. Maybe It was...no I dont recall, well perhaps, no
it was not there for sure...well could of been, yes it was. No.. I was
mistaken it was not. fer sure. maybe..depends on whos asking....or
not. hmmmm it was Christmas or the 4th of July I Know that for sure.
Well maybe for sure. Yes.. it was not.

But if I did get the medals I would off tossed them over a fence. No
doubt....well maybe I would of tossed them over a fence...No I would
of tossed someone elses over a fence.

I was Damn upset about all the ears(corn)and heads(cabbage)that we cut
off. It was a discrace that all my fellow shipmates
were(veggie)murdering thugs.

Joe










"Joe" wrote

And I should of gotten at least a Bronze Star the time I saved the
ship from a raging inferno. Some rags in the paint locker caught fire
due to spontanious combustion. Being the super hero I was with no
regard to my own safety I poured almost half a cold Coca Cola on the
raging inferno and saved the lives of over 1,300 of my shipmates..