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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
While I served in the US Navy I should of applied and got 4 purple
hearts myself. First wound was suffered by a hunk of flying metal cutting into my leg. Man did it burn... Required 3 stitches. True it was a 8'X10' plate off steel the crane was moving that the corner stuck me in the leg, but if I worded my own request I could of called it shrap metal. second, While cracking a boiled egg, a piece of the shell flew off my fork and went into my eye. That is for sure a shell fragment, and I did have to go to medical to get is washed out, and it did scratch my eye. Third, During a dangerious diving operation to recover lost Navy gear (beer) I got my leg cut by an enemy controlled fish. Has I brought my spear gun I would of shot him in the back as he swam off. 4th Under hostile conditions (it was Hot) i suffered blinding burns to my eyes while protecting my ship from hostile fire. (I was on welding watch in the shipyard) I got flash burns. And I should of gotten a Silver Star for defending my ship against hostile intruders. While in Hong Kong some teenage enemy combantant tried to climb up a scuppard to steal classified secret brass fittings(fire nozzles). Being the hero I am... I selflessly reached over and smacked his hand with a billyclub as he tried to overtake my ship, he fell 20 feet to his Red Commie Chinese Junk boat. His commanding officer (mom) shouted hostile words at me as she speed off at 2 knots. And I should of gotten at least a Bronze Star the time I saved the ship from a raging inferno. Some rags in the paint locker caught fire due to spontanious combustion. Being the super hero I was with no regard to my own safety I poured almost half a cold Coca Cola on the raging inferno and saved the lives of over 1,300 of my shipmates.. Joe Superhero Veteran of the US Navy Feel free to Vote for me as President! |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
Joe wrote:
While I served in the US Navy I should of applied and got 4 purple hearts myself. So which incident caused the lobotomy? -- //-Walt // // http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/040514/matson.gif |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
Hahahahaha!!! Good one!!
In article , Walt wrote: Joe wrote: While I served in the US Navy I should of applied and got 4 purple hearts myself. So which incident caused the lobotomy? -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
Walt wrote in message ...
Joe wrote: While I served in the US Navy I should of applied and got 4 purple hearts myself. So which incident caused the lobotomy? I do not know what incident caused your Labotomy Joe |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
So which incident caused the lobotomy?
Hey if he had a lobotomy, that would make him a much more qualified candidate for the democratic ticket that what they are currently stuck with now..... They could have done much better..... |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
In article , FamilySailor wrote:
So which incident caused the lobotomy? Hey if he had a lobotomy, that would make him a much more qualified candidate for the democratic ticket that what they are currently stuck with now..... They could have done much better..... The Dems did better than the Republicans. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
But, have you budgeted enough money for luxury hotels, five-star
restaurants, and strip-club tabs for at least nine of your old crew? That's an integral part of the whole fake hero package. Won't work without that. Joe wrote: While I served in the US Navy I should of applied and got 4 purple hearts myself. First wound was suffered by a hunk of flying metal cutting into my leg. Man did it burn... Required 3 stitches. True it was a 8'X10' plate off steel the crane was moving that the corner stuck me in the leg, but if I worded my own request I could of called it shrap metal. second, While cracking a boiled egg, a piece of the shell flew off my fork and went into my eye. That is for sure a shell fragment, and I did have to go to medical to get is washed out, and it did scratch my eye. Third, During a dangerious diving operation to recover lost Navy gear (beer) I got my leg cut by an enemy controlled fish. Has I brought my spear gun I would of shot him in the back as he swam off. 4th Under hostile conditions (it was Hot) i suffered blinding burns to my eyes while protecting my ship from hostile fire. (I was on welding watch in the shipyard) I got flash burns. And I should of gotten a Silver Star for defending my ship against hostile intruders. While in Hong Kong some teenage enemy combantant tried to climb up a scuppard to steal classified secret brass fittings(fire nozzles). Being the hero I am... I selflessly reached over and smacked his hand with a billyclub as he tried to overtake my ship, he fell 20 feet to his Red Commie Chinese Junk boat. His commanding officer (mom) shouted hostile words at me as she speed off at 2 knots. And I should of gotten at least a Bronze Star the time I saved the ship from a raging inferno. Some rags in the paint locker caught fire due to spontanious combustion. Being the super hero I was with no regard to my own safety I poured almost half a cold Coca Cola on the raging inferno and saved the lives of over 1,300 of my shipmates.. Joe Superhero Veteran of the US Navy Feel free to Vote for me as President! |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
In article bHV0ZWZpc2s=.d37e278adfa03a8e279bbf206633ef18@109 2346207.nulluser.com,
John Deere wrote: But, have you budgeted enough money for luxury hotels, five-star restaurants, and strip-club tabs for at least nine of your old crew? That's an integral part of the whole fake hero package. Won't work without that. Where oh where do you right wing wackos get this crap! It's just too funny! You've got plenty to say about a decorated war hero, putting him down without a break, but you've got nothing to say about a sitting president's war record... well, I guess I understand... he doesn't have one! -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
In article ,
Joe wrote: What are you talking about? I was talking about my unclaimed hero awards. Do you have to turn everything into a political thread Jon ? Well, sure. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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