Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

Upgrade Orange Catalina's fine .. . . just lay of them Yellow Coranado's.

"Joe" wrote in message
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Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

Joe wrote:

... and ty-die sails.

Batik would be better - it's easier to control where the colours go than
with tye-dying. You could do your own version of Green Thing...


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Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

You are stoooopid

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"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

I'm all for high taxation of sailboats and other recreational vehicles.
There's many positive effects:

1. Existing boat prices will rise.
2. Home boat building will blossom.
3. The waters will be a lot less crowded.
4. Tax money can be used to fortify the Coast Guard.
5. Lives will be saved.
6. Wetlands can be restored.
7. The highest subsidized class - the rich retirees- will get slapped with
a tax they deserve.
8. Old boats will get restored.
9. There won't be an excess supply of boats.
10. Dock fees will go down.

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

Sounds like the crap early Pauline Christians invented then attributed to
the late J.C. and included in their Bible. Bet you are one.

What's a "sells tax"?


"Joe" wrote in message
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Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. .....

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

Joe wrote:

Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax.

BULL****. Where did you hear this crap from?

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Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

"Wally" wrote in message ...
Joe wrote:

... and ty-die sails.

Batik would be better - it's easier to control where the colours go than
with tye-dying. You could do your own version of Green Thing...

To induce seasickness? ;o)

Joe

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

Walt wrote in message ...
Joe wrote:

Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax.

BULL****. Where did you hear this crap from?

From a key reliable source inside the Kerry camp. His name is Jon Vito.

Joe

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

"Vito" wrote in message ...
Sounds like the crap early Pauline Christians invented then attributed to
the late J.C. and included in their Bible. Bet you are one.

What's a "sells tax"?

Whats a Pauline ?
Who is J.C. ?
One what?
Whats a Vito?

Adjusting my drag...now that the hook is set.

Joe








"Joe" wrote in message
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Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. .....