BoatBanter.com - Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats

Well in that case, I might just have to change my vote.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
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Joe wrote:
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.

He also plans to give a big portion of the new revenues to MacGregor
owners. We don't take up space in the marinas, and our boats are
manufactured in the good old USA.

Jim