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Michael August 3rd 04 06:19 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Upgrade Orange Catalina's fine .. . . just lay of them Yellow Coranado's.

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.




Joe August 4th 04 12:18 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.

Wally August 4th 04 12:24 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Joe wrote:

... and ty-die sails.


Batik would be better - it's easier to control where the colours go than
with tye-dying. You could do your own version of Green Thing...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Jonathan Ganz August 4th 04 12:25 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
You are stoooopid

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"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.




Bob Crantz August 4th 04 12:44 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
I'm all for high taxation of sailboats and other recreational vehicles.
There's many positive effects:

1. Existing boat prices will rise.
2. Home boat building will blossom.
3. The waters will be a lot less crowded.
4. Tax money can be used to fortify the Coast Guard.
5. Lives will be saved.
6. Wetlands can be restored.
7. The highest subsidized class - the rich retirees- will get slapped with
a tax they deserve.
8. Old boats will get restored.
9. There won't be an excess supply of boats.
10. Dock fees will go down.

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.




Vito August 4th 04 01:29 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Sounds like the crap early Pauline Christians invented then attributed to
the late J.C. and included in their Bible. Bet you are one.

What's a "sells tax"?


"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. .....




Walt August 4th 04 03:08 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Joe wrote:

Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax.


BULL****. Where did you hear this crap from?

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Joe August 4th 04 04:15 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
"Wally" wrote in message ...
Joe wrote:

... and ty-die sails.


Batik would be better - it's easier to control where the colours go than
with tye-dying. You could do your own version of Green Thing...


To induce seasickness? ;o)

Joe

Joe August 4th 04 07:27 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Walt wrote in message ...
Joe wrote:

Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax.


BULL****. Where did you hear this crap from?


From a key reliable source inside the Kerry camp. His name is Jon Vito.

Joe

Joe August 4th 04 07:31 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
"Vito" wrote in message ...
Sounds like the crap early Pauline Christians invented then attributed to
the late J.C. and included in their Bible. Bet you are one.

What's a "sells tax"?


Whats a Pauline ?
Who is J.C. ?
One what?
Whats a Vito?

Adjusting my drag...now that the hook is set.

Joe








"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. .....


FamilySailor August 4th 04 07:52 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Sailboat Tax! Thems fightin words!!!



FamilySailor August 4th 04 07:54 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Whats a Pauline ?
Who is J.C. ?
One what?
Whats a Vito?


Not sure about the above, but I know what a " Lewinsky" is!
;-)



Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 12:05 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Your drag?? Well, that's quite a statement....

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www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Adjusting my drag...




Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 12:05 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
you don't get enough from your wife?

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"FamilySailor" wrote in message
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Whats a Pauline ?
Who is J.C. ?
One what?
Whats a Vito?


Not sure about the above, but I know what a " Lewinsky" is!
;-)





FamilySailor August 5th 04 02:23 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
you don't get enough from your wife?


Are you kidding!
I'm married! ;-)......... :-(



Joe August 5th 04 04:59 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
You are stoooopid


What is stupid is your anonymous Noj and Bob Znag, life partners..
retard post.

I just wonder how many of the other anonymous posting here are due to
your efforts. With your carpet bombing efforts I would be willing to
bet that 99.9% of the Anonymous postings are yours.

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.


Joe August 5th 04 05:19 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Your drag?? Well, that's quite a statement....


Jonathan,

I know in your warped gay world "Drag" is a man that dresses as a
woman that you would like to have sex with.

What I was talking about is a device used on Fishing Reels to help in
fighting and landing a big fish. It is a clutch like device that put a
"drag" or load on the line that is being spooled out from the reel. In
doing this it make the fish tired over time.

You should try to think outside the gay box you live for once.

Joe

Vito August 5th 04 05:50 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
"Joe" wrote

Whats a Pauline ?

An extremely gullible person.
Who is J.C. ?

Phonetically Yeshuah (and variations), one of several Jews described in
various books of the NT. J is a Latinization of Yeshuah and C is a Greek
adjective. Paulines have been cozened into believing it is the name of a god
who went to heaven but we all know that was Hurcules.
One what?

Pauline
Whats a Vito?

In my case, a nickname meaning "intellegent beyond your comprehension" (c:

Adjusting my drag...

You're in drag?



Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 06:01 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Joe, joe.... you really are stupid if you think I post anonymously.
I suggest you try and prove it. When you fail, will you admit it
and offer an apology? I doubt it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
You are stoooopid


What is stupid is your anonymous Noj and Bob Znag, life partners..
retard post.

I just wonder how many of the other anonymous posting here are due to
your efforts. With your carpet bombing efforts I would be willing to
bet that 99.9% of the Anonymous postings are yours.

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.




Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 06:01 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
So, you don't want me to say anything right?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"FamilySailor" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
you don't get enough from your wife?


Are you kidding!
I'm married! ;-)......... :-(





Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 06:03 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Joe, or should I say Josephine?, you're the one who keeps
bring up gay topics. Typically, someone in drag isn't gay,
but being a homophobe (closed gay), you would immediately
assume that.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
m...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Your drag?? Well, that's quite a statement....


Jonathan,

I know in your warped gay world "Drag" is a man that dresses as a
woman that you would like to have sex with.

What I was talking about is a device used on Fishing Reels to help in
fighting and landing a big fish. It is a clutch like device that put a
"drag" or load on the line that is being spooled out from the reel. In
doing this it make the fish tired over time.

You should try to think outside the gay box you live for once.

Joe




FamilySailor August 5th 04 07:22 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, you don't want me to say anything right?


Hey, I set you up for a good one. You exercised self control...... smile...



Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 08:00 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Well, it was so obvious.... :-)

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"FamilySailor" wrote in message
...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, you don't want me to say anything right?


Hey, I set you up for a good one. You exercised self control......

smile...





Vito August 5th 04 08:50 PM

Kerry's Plan to Harm America OT OT
 
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said.
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we."



felton August 5th 04 08:56 PM

Kerry's Plan to Harm America OT OT
 
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 15:50:49 -0400, "Vito" wrote:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said.
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we."


Hard to tell who is winning that race:) I think I fear the current
administration more than the terrorists.



Joe August 5th 04 10:39 PM

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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...


Typically, someone in drag isn't gay,



I'll take your word for it Jonathan, you are the expert.
And Im sure your talking for vast experience.

Joe


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
m...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Your drag?? Well, that's quite a statement....


Jonathan,

I know in your warped gay world "Drag" is a man that dresses as a
woman that you would like to have sex with.

What I was talking about is a device used on Fishing Reels to help in
fighting and landing a big fish. It is a clutch like device that put a
"drag" or load on the line that is being spooled out from the reel. In
doing this it make the fish tired over time.

You should try to think outside the gay box you live for once.

Joe


Jonathan Ganz August 5th 04 11:47 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Yes, I can spot a guy in drag without too much trouble.
The only question is why you're so intent on mentioning
gays.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...


Typically, someone in drag isn't gay,



I'll take your word for it Jonathan, you are the expert.
And Im sure your talking for vast experience.

Joe


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
m...
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Your drag?? Well, that's quite a statement....

Jonathan,

I know in your warped gay world "Drag" is a man that dresses as a
woman that you would like to have sex with.

What I was talking about is a device used on Fishing Reels to help in
fighting and landing a big fish. It is a clutch like device that put a
"drag" or load on the line that is being spooled out from the reel. In
doing this it make the fish tired over time.

You should try to think outside the gay box you live for once.

Joe




Horvath August 6th 04 01:06 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 10:03:33 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Joe, or should I say Josephine?, you're the one who keeps
bring up gay topics. Typically, someone in drag isn't gay,
but being a homophobe (closed gay), you would immediately
assume that.



You're always the first to post the gay comments.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Jonathan Ganz August 6th 04 04:59 PM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Actually, Joe did this time. He must be gay. Go for it
Horass.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 10:03:33 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Joe, or should I say Josephine?, you're the one who keeps
bring up gay topics. Typically, someone in drag isn't gay,
but being a homophobe (closed gay), you would immediately
assume that.



You're always the first to post the gay comments.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Jim Cate August 9th 04 03:01 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 


Joe wrote:
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.



He also plans to give a big portion of the new revenues to MacGregor
owners. We don't take up space in the marinas, and our boats are
manufactured in the good old USA.

Jim


Jonathan Ganz August 9th 04 04:45 AM

Kerry's Plan to Tax Sailboats
 
Well in that case, I might just have to change my vote.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...


Joe wrote:
Any sailboat over 20 foot will have a 100% sells tax. The Kerry
Campain claims that any vessel over 20 foot is a luxuary item that
only the super rich can afford. A portion of this tax will be used to
upgrade cheaper boats like cal 20's because the owners expect their
govt to feed, shelter and provide them with things they are not
willing to work for. The other portion will be given to Ketchup mfgs.
to help them move more of their plants overseas were they can exploit
cheap child labor. Plans include a sail sell tax of 100% as well.
Kerry claims every good American should be able to hand sew, crochet,
and ty-die sails. The tax will be used to ban Dacron and save the
planet. Kerry claims dacron is another agent orange like by-product of
the Vietnam war. He testified that is was used by the less decorated
veterans to cut off heads and kill civilian non-combatant babies in no
fire zones. Kerry says some of his ribbons awarded to him for his
service in Vietnam were made of dacron, so now you know why he threw
them over that fence. Kerry stated to chearing crowds at the NAACP
convention that pure cotton sails will bring jobs back to the south.



He also plans to give a big portion of the new revenues to MacGregor
owners. We don't take up space in the marinas, and our boats are
manufactured in the good old USA.

Jim





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