Hung Like A Barnacle
by Jon Deviant

Hung like a barnacle,
tongue like a lizard,
hello girls,
he's your sexual wizard.
He won't love you long time,
but he will love you good,
you say that you shouldn't,
but you know that you should.
He does have the tools,
he does have the skills,
you feel like a fool,
but it's hardly free will.
You are a G-spot,
and he your applier,
no, Yes, Yes Yes!
your loins are on fire.
You feel yourself slipping,
into the chasm,
as you ride the waves of this endless orgasm,
He is a bad boy,
and it's not a fair living,
but when you're hung like a barnacle,
all is forgiven.

Poets Note: The barnacle has the largest penis to body ratio of any known
species of animal - it can also bend its penis around corners and into its
own anus!

Poets Note

Waaayyyyyy TMI.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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Barnacle Bait
by Jon Deviant

A science lesson for you all,
barnacles have large penises,
but very small balls,
they also have vaginas,
and ovaries too,
he is a she,
unlike me and you,
as for bait,
they may very well work,
to remove them from their shells,
grab the penis,
and give a jerk,
thread it on a hook,
and cast it out to sea,
instead of gagging on balls,
we may have fish for tea.
To learn of fishing,
go to the pub and not the library,
local knowledge is the thing,
but forever be you wary,
fishermen, and smarter men,
than the likes of you and I,
have left the pub feeling
proud, but filled with lavish lies.
No need to complain, or sculk about and sook,
just another victim of the fishermens hook!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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oh my!

BC

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Barnacle Bait
by Jon Deviant

A science lesson for you all,
barnacles have large penises,
but very small balls,
they also have vaginas,
and ovaries too,
he is a she,
unlike me and you,
as for bait,
they may very well work,
to remove them from their shells,
grab the penis,
and give a jerk,
thread it on a hook,
and cast it out to sea,
instead of gagging on balls,
we may have fish for tea.
To learn of fishing,
go to the pub and not the library,
local knowledge is the thing,
but forever be you wary,
fishermen, and smarter men,
than the likes of you and I,
have left the pub feeling
proud, but filled with lavish lies.
No need to complain, or sculk about and sook,
just another victim of the fishermens hook!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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