Hung Like A Barnacle
by Jon Deviant

Hung like a barnacle,
tongue like a lizard,
hello girls,
he's your sexual wizard.
He won't love you long time,
but he will love you good,
you say that you shouldn't,
but you know that you should.
He does have the tools,
he does have the skills,
you feel like a fool,
but it's hardly free will.
You are a G-spot,
and he your applier,
no, Yes, Yes Yes!
your loins are on fire.
You feel yourself slipping,
into the chasm,
as you ride the waves of this endless orgasm,
He is a bad boy,
and it's not a fair living,
but when you're hung like a barnacle,
all is forgiven.

Poets Note: The barnacle has the largest penis to body ratio of any known
species of animal - it can also bend its penis around corners and into its
own anus!