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DSK July 29th 04 02:59 PM

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Michael wrote:
Old? You want old???? The first words I heard were "Let there be earth."


I guess you weren't there when the same Voice said, "Shucks, this is
boring" and Ol Thom suggested making a few galaxies just to see what
would happen.

DSK


Scout July 29th 04 03:05 PM

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I remember when they turned on the light.
Scout

"Michael" wrote in message
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Old? You want old???? The first words I heard were "Let there be earth."

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote

I remember not even having a computer and using an IBM Selectric to

write
mail for the snail to deliver. at - .00015 baud....


Lucky *******. I couldn't afford such technology. I had to use
something called a pencil, or if I could afford it, I bought ink for
my quill.


Oh brother. I had to use a Mastodon bone on a cave wall. There, that

should
end this thread.

SV







DSK July 29th 04 08:24 PM

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Michael wrote:
Nope I was after galaxies and before earth right about the time of water


I was keeping quiet and minding my own business... then when God decided
to create the Earth, next thing ya know He handed me a shovel...

DSK


Jonathan Ganz July 29th 04 10:25 PM

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Did he have workers comp and liability insurance?

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"DSK" wrote in message
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Michael wrote:
Nope I was after galaxies and before earth right about the time of water


I was keeping quiet and minding my own business... then when God decided
to create the Earth, next thing ya know He handed me a shovel...

DSK




Michael July 30th 04 03:37 AM

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St. Michael is the patron saint of paratroopers. The rest follow in
descending order.

"katysails" wrote in message
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There are 7 archangels: Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Barachiel, beatiel, and
Mehudiel...You'll have to guess which one I am....

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and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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Horvath July 30th 04 03:58 AM

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On Thu, 29 Jul 2004 15:24:07 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:

Michael wrote:
Nope I was after galaxies and before earth right about the time of water


I was keeping quiet and minding my own business... then when God decided
to create the Earth, next thing ya know He handed me a shovel...



But I did give you my best shovel.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Thom Stewart July 30th 04 04:25 AM

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I remember the question; " more ashes or dust?' and I heard and aswer; "
what the difference he's going to sail a real old C&C.


Jonathan Ganz July 30th 04 04:55 AM

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I didn't sell you the best one.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Jul 2004 15:24:07 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:

Michael wrote:
Nope I was after galaxies and before earth right about the time of

water

I was keeping quiet and minding my own business... then when God decided
to create the Earth, next thing ya know He handed me a shovel...



But I did give you my best shovel.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




katysails July 30th 04 11:49 AM

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I was keeping quiet and minding my own business... then when God decided
to create the Earth, next thing ya know He handed me a shovel...

DSK

And I watched from the pearly gates, since I'm really a re-incarnated
archangel....helped kick the "bad" ones down the ladder....

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Horvath July 31st 04 12:16 AM

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On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 06:49:29 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I was keeping quiet and minding my own business... then when God decided
to create the Earth, next thing ya know He handed me a shovel...

DSK

And I watched from the pearly gates, since I'm really a re-incarnated
archangel....helped kick the "bad" ones down the ladder....



Really? How many archangels are there? And what are their names?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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