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Dictionary For Singles Ads cribbed from a LatsandAtts post
Re-printed without permission because of all discussion groups it should
have been in .asa first. No extra charge. DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous....................................Sle pt with everyone Athletic.......................................... No tits Average looking..............................Ugly Beautiful.......................................Pa thological liar Contagious Smile............................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure..........................On medication Feminist........................................Fa t Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..............................Former slut Fun.............................................An noying New-Age......................................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned................................No BJs Open-minded................................Desperate Outgoing.....................................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...................................Slopp y drunk Professional..................................Bitc h Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame.................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..........................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay |
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