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What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.


ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the time?

Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries for half an
hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat comes out
of service.

Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to motorcycle
riding.
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Oh Boy.... another fine gem of Jaxxian Philosophy rendered unto us by Mr.
Mensa himself.

Tell us Wonder Boy..... how did you come to that Earth Shattering
Conclusion from the security of your bookshelf and numerous magazines on
sailing?

Charter boats are "short canvassed" for a reason. Your claim regarding sail
use is laughable. I've chartered many times and none of the reasoning you
utilize describes why.

Face it Jax.... you're an Idiot Sanmérite.

Is your Irwin32 from a charter fleet sale??

CM




"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
| and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.
|
| ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the time?
|
| Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries for
half an
| hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat comes
out
| of service.
|
| Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to
motorcycle
| riding.


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moron, you should never post on Sunday until at least late in the afternoon, so
you can sober up at least a bit.

to a newfie, a "charter boat" is a stolen wooden rowboat, unpainted.

Oh Boy.... another fine gem of Jaxxian Philosophy rendered unto us by Mr.
Mensa himself.

Tell us Wonder Boy..... how did you come to that Earth Shattering
Conclusion from the security of your bookshelf and numerous magazines on
sailing?

Charter boats are "short canvassed" for a reason. Your claim regarding sail
use is laughable. I've chartered many times and none of the reasoning you
utilize describes why.

Face it Jax.... you're an Idiot Sanmérite.

Is your Irwin32 from a charter fleet sale??

CM




"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
| and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.
|
| ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the time?
|
| Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries for
half an
| hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat comes
out
| of service.
|
| Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to
motorcycle
| riding.










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jaxxies.... what a pathetic, ultra lame excuse for a reply.

Seriously.... is that the best you can do after claiming mensa status and
regaling in your authorship of a definitive book??

You make assumptions of my sobriety and yet if true.... only further
denigrates you in your simplistic inability to formulate a coherent
defense.... let alone a viable offense.

Your idiocy is only surpassed by your ability to misconstrue obvious fact
and present it here as though it were a revelation worth sharing.

Stick to your strengths... like modeling Speedos for Glory Sails Geriatric
Division and your elusive quest to locate the Gulf Stream.

Newfie is a misnomer... Bluenoser would be more correct.... and there are
no bareboat charters in these waters, it's far to volatile an area to
profitably engage in that venture. So.... either lay off the Lithium Pills
for a few days or hire a writer with some intellect.

Now try to think this through before you reply... take your time... take a
few days.


CM



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| moron, you should never post on Sunday until at least late in the
afternoon, so
| you can sober up at least a bit.
|
| to a newfie, a "charter boat" is a stolen wooden rowboat, unpainted.
|
| Oh Boy.... another fine gem of Jaxxian Philosophy rendered unto us by
Mr.
| Mensa himself.
|
| Tell us Wonder Boy..... how did you come to that Earth Shattering
| Conclusion from the security of your bookshelf and numerous magazines on
| sailing?
|
| Charter boats are "short canvassed" for a reason. Your claim regarding
sail
| use is laughable. I've chartered many times and none of the reasoning you
| utilize describes why.
|
| Face it Jax.... you're an Idiot Sanmérite.
|
| Is your Irwin32 from a charter fleet sale??
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| | What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
| | and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.
| |
| | ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the
time?
| |
| | Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries for
| half an
| | hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat
comes
| out
| | of service.
| |
| | Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to
| motorcycle
| | riding.
|
|
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|
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|


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JAXAshby
 
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moron, you are incoherent. go sleep it off and try again middle of the week.

jaxxies.... what a pathetic, ultra lame excuse for a reply.

Seriously.... is that the best you can do after claiming mensa status and
regaling in your authorship of a definitive book??

You make assumptions of my sobriety and yet if true.... only further
denigrates you in your simplistic inability to formulate a coherent
defense.... let alone a viable offense.

Your idiocy is only surpassed by your ability to misconstrue obvious fact
and present it here as though it were a revelation worth sharing.

Stick to your strengths... like modeling Speedos for Glory Sails Geriatric
Division and your elusive quest to locate the Gulf Stream.

Newfie is a misnomer... Bluenoser would be more correct.... and there are
no bareboat charters in these waters, it's far to volatile an area to
profitably engage in that venture. So.... either lay off the Lithium Pills
for a few days or hire a writer with some intellect.

Now try to think this through before you reply... take your time... take a
few days.


CM



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| moron, you should never post on Sunday until at least late in the
afternoon, so
| you can sober up at least a bit.
|
| to a newfie, a "charter boat" is a stolen wooden rowboat, unpainted.
|
| Oh Boy.... another fine gem of Jaxxian Philosophy rendered unto us by
Mr.
| Mensa himself.
|
| Tell us Wonder Boy..... how did you come to that Earth Shattering
| Conclusion from the security of your bookshelf and numerous magazines on
| sailing?
|
| Charter boats are "short canvassed" for a reason. Your claim regarding
sail
| use is laughable. I've chartered many times and none of the reasoning you
| utilize describes why.
|
| Face it Jax.... you're an Idiot Sanmérite.
|
| Is your Irwin32 from a charter fleet sale??
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| | What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
| | and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.
| |
| | ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the
time?
| |
| | Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries for
| half an
| | hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat
comes
| out
| | of service.
| |
| | Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to
| motorcycle
| | riding.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|












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Words too big for you to read there Mensa Genius?

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| moron, you are incoherent. go sleep it off and try again middle of the
week.
|
| jaxxies.... what a pathetic, ultra lame excuse for a reply.
|
| Seriously.... is that the best you can do after claiming mensa status and
| regaling in your authorship of a definitive book??
|
| You make assumptions of my sobriety and yet if true.... only further
| denigrates you in your simplistic inability to formulate a coherent
| defense.... let alone a viable offense.
|
| Your idiocy is only surpassed by your ability to misconstrue obvious fact
| and present it here as though it were a revelation worth sharing.
|
| Stick to your strengths... like modeling Speedos for Glory Sails
Geriatric
| Division and your elusive quest to locate the Gulf Stream.
|
| Newfie is a misnomer... Bluenoser would be more correct.... and there
are
| no bareboat charters in these waters, it's far to volatile an area to
| profitably engage in that venture. So.... either lay off the Lithium
Pills
| for a few days or hire a writer with some intellect.
|
| Now try to think this through before you reply... take your time... take
a
| few days.
|
|
| CM
|
|
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| | moron, you should never post on Sunday until at least late in the
| afternoon, so
| | you can sober up at least a bit.
| |
| | to a newfie, a "charter boat" is a stolen wooden rowboat, unpainted.
| |
| | Oh Boy.... another fine gem of Jaxxian Philosophy rendered unto us by
| Mr.
| | Mensa himself.
| |
| | Tell us Wonder Boy..... how did you come to that Earth Shattering
| | Conclusion from the security of your bookshelf and numerous magazines
on
| | sailing?
| |
| | Charter boats are "short canvassed" for a reason. Your claim regarding
| sail
| | use is laughable. I've chartered many times and none of the reasoning
you
| | utilize describes why.
| |
| | Face it Jax.... you're an Idiot Sanmérite.
| |
| | Is your Irwin32 from a charter fleet sale??
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
| | | and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.
| | |
| | | ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the
| time?
| | |
| | | Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries
for
| | half an
| | | hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat
| comes
| | out
| | | of service.
| | |
| | | Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to
| | motorcycle
| | | riding.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
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moron, you are incoherent. go sleep it off and try again middle of the week.


Words too big for you to read there Mensa Genius?

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| moron, you are incoherent. go sleep it off and try again middle of the
week.
|
| jaxxies.... what a pathetic, ultra lame excuse for a reply.
|
| Seriously.... is that the best you can do after claiming mensa status and
| regaling in your authorship of a definitive book??
|
| You make assumptions of my sobriety and yet if true.... only further
| denigrates you in your simplistic inability to formulate a coherent
| defense.... let alone a viable offense.
|
| Your idiocy is only surpassed by your ability to misconstrue obvious fact
| and present it here as though it were a revelation worth sharing.
|
| Stick to your strengths... like modeling Speedos for Glory Sails
Geriatric
| Division and your elusive quest to locate the Gulf Stream.
|
| Newfie is a misnomer... Bluenoser would be more correct.... and there
are
| no bareboat charters in these waters, it's far to volatile an area to
| profitably engage in that venture. So.... either lay off the Lithium
Pills
| for a few days or hire a writer with some intellect.
|
| Now try to think this through before you reply... take your time... take
a
| few days.
|
|
| CM
|
|
|
| "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| ...
| | moron, you should never post on Sunday until at least late in the
| afternoon, so
| | you can sober up at least a bit.
| |
| | to a newfie, a "charter boat" is a stolen wooden rowboat, unpainted.
| |
| | Oh Boy.... another fine gem of Jaxxian Philosophy rendered unto us by
| Mr.
| | Mensa himself.
| |
| | Tell us Wonder Boy..... how did you come to that Earth Shattering
| | Conclusion from the security of your bookshelf and numerous magazines
on
| | sailing?
| |
| | Charter boats are "short canvassed" for a reason. Your claim regarding
| sail
| | use is laughable. I've chartered many times and none of the reasoning
you
| | utilize describes why.
| |
| | Face it Jax.... you're an Idiot Sanmérite.
| |
| | Is your Irwin32 from a charter fleet sale??
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | "JAXAshby" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | What the charter companies want is your money. If you can anchor,
| | | and motor a bit, then you can take out one of their boats.
| | |
| | | ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the
| time?
| | |
| | | Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries
for
| | half an
| | | hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat
| comes
| | out
| | | of service.
| | |
| | | Charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to
| | motorcycle
| | | riding.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
jaxxies.... what a pathetic, ultra lame excuse for a reply.

Seriously.... is that the best you can do after claiming mensa status


Jax may be a woman!!!!


and
regaling in your authorship of a definitive book??





Stick to your strengths... like modeling Speedos for Glory Sails Geriatric
Division


[Splutter]

Regards


Donal
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ever see anyone on a charter that wasn't motoring 95% to 100% of the
time?

No.

Except for the flogging charter boat sails take when someone tries for
half an
hour "to sail", charter boat sails are still brand new when the boat comes out
of service.

Yea, sails that spend their life near the equator, getting used almost every
day are still brand new after 5-7 years of charter boat service.
Jaxass as I've told you before you know nothing about boats, cars or women.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
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Yea, sails that spend their life near the equator, getting used almost every
day are still brand new after 5-7 years of charter boat service.


charter boat sail **covers** get used everyday. charter boat *sails* don't get
uncovered but for maybe 30 minutes a week most every week during the six-month
season.

charter boat sailing is to sailing as sitting on a park bench is to motorcycle
riding.


 
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