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Bobsprit June 30th 04 03:09 AM

What if #7
 
The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????


RB

Bobspirt June 30th 04 03:49 AM

What if #7
 
The Boat: Cape Dory 36

Too easy Bubbles.
Oz1...of the 3 twins.


What else did you expect?



Bobsprit June 30th 04 04:32 AM

What if #7
 
Too easy Bubbles.
Oz1...of the 3 twins.


What else did you expect?

STILL no answers.
And this really happened to someone...

RB

Jonathan Ganz June 30th 04 05:25 AM

What if #7
 
Quickly tie yourself to the stern any way you can. That way they'll
know what happened to you and give you a decent burial... assuming
the sharks don't get you.

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or

vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal

when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay

adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing.

The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were

trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self

to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull

the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you

down
fast.

What can you do????


RB




Flying Tadpole June 30th 04 05:27 AM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 


Bobsprit wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????


Stick your face underwater and take a REALLY deep breath, thus
ridding the gene pool of an idiot who not only was singlehanding
400mi offshore without any sort of tether/lifeline, but was
actually stupid enough to go working in an exposed position
without taking additional precautions.

I propose that there be a Fool's Act put up, or perhaps an
international treaty (Foolish Activities Rescue Refusal Treaty),
where anyone in their majority, regardless of their soundness of
mind or not, be permitted to indulge in whatever stupidity they
wish to, provided it neither physically damages another person,
and provided that they waive all rights to rescue. That way,
those who want to cross the SImpson Desert without water in the
height of summer are free to, those who wish to suicide offshore
may do so, and no-one (who doesn't actually desire to) need put
themselves at risk to retrieve the fools.

--
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-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Nav June 30th 04 05:48 AM

What if #7
 


Bobsprit wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????


Save yourself using your BRAIN.

Cheers


Horvath June 30th 04 05:50 AM

What if #7
 
On 30 Jun 2004 02:09:42 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????



That actually happened to me on a C&C 40. Fortunately, I can walk on
water.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Bart Senior June 30th 04 11:46 AM

What if #7
 
I'd tie a rolling hitch with the line to itself and
inch my back on board, or toss the end of the
line over a lifeline and use that as a 2:1 purchase.

I wouldn't let anything stand between me and
that sandwich!

Bobsprit wrote
The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or

vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal

when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay

adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing.

The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were

trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self

to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull

the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you

down
fast.

What can you do????




katysails June 30th 04 11:51 AM

What if #7
 
They say that the torment of drowning is not the drowning itself, but the
fighting to survive....just hang on and let yourself go numb...then let go
and breathe deeply....You are planning to do this on your first offshore
sail?

--
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s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

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katysails June 30th 04 11:54 AM

What if #7
 
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were
trailing.

Doesn't it stand to reason you would have fouled your prop well before any
of this anyway?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

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Bobsprit June 30th 04 12:13 PM

What if #7
 
Doesn't it stand to reason you would have fouled your prop well before any
of this anyway?


On a floating line?

RB

Martin Baxter June 30th 04 12:34 PM

What if #7
 
wrote:

O


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that speed, much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you hit the water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB


Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even if you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line. Before anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship they should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be quickly evaporated.

Cheers
Marty


Bobsprit June 30th 04 12:56 PM

What if #7
 
Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even if
you do it on purpose,

Yes, I have tried it. Not easy to grab, but possible.
The story I told is true. The sailor was a woman who was singlehanding.
No cupie doll for you.

RB

Bobsprit June 30th 04 01:12 PM

What if #7
 
Cheers
Marty


We have to assume that in this case the line was caught and
held...make it 100' long if you wish.


Exactly, and what's more, it really did happen.

RB

Scott Vernon June 30th 04 02:33 PM

What if #7
 
and it's poly line, too.


wrote in message
...
On 30 Jun 2004 02:09:42 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or

vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal

when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay

adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing.

The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were

trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self

to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull

the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing

you down
fast.

What can you do????


RB


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that speed,

much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you hit the

water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB



Scott Vernon June 30th 04 02:35 PM

What if #7
 
Then let's assume that it's boob**** on the end of said line, and go back to
sleep

zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz.

SV


OzOne wrote
We have to assume that in this case the line was caught and
held...make it 100' long if you wish.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scott Vernon June 30th 04 03:04 PM

What if #77
 
Do you trust your wife enough to drive the boat while trying this in the
middle of the ocean?

Scotty


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
wrote:

O


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that speed,

much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you hit the

water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB


Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even

if you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line. Before

anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship

they should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be

quickly evaporated.

Cheers
Marty



Bobsprit June 30th 04 03:09 PM

What if #7
 
Just for fun, drag a 200 foot rope behind a boat that is traveling at
4.5 knots.


Bill, I can. So can Suzanne and a few of the girls. We pull people behind the
boat for fun, usually with a seat cushion. Pulling yourself back is possible.
I'll prove it to you when we meet, if you like.
In any case, the story was true.

RB

Remco Moedt June 30th 04 03:18 PM

What if #7
 
On 30 Jun 2004 02:09:42 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????


Kick the rudder?

Cheers!


Remco


SAIL LOCO June 30th 04 03:29 PM

What if #7
 
or toss the end of the
line over a lifeline and use that as a 2:1 purchase.

I don't think a line around anything once would be a 2:1 purchase.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

Flying Tadpole June 30th 04 03:34 PM

What if #7
 


SAIL LOCO wrote:

or toss the end of the
line over a lifeline and use that as a 2:1 purchase.

I don't think a line around anything once would be a 2:1 purchase.


Geez. Is it too early in the morning over there? You're supposed
to be inside the bight!

Mind you, i still don't think it's likely to work, and my
solution is the best.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Bobsprit June 30th 04 03:38 PM

What if #7
 
Sorry, but you can't do it. You don't need to drown yourself to prove
it. You can't do it at 4.5 knots unless that's your SOG and there is
about a 3 knot or better current flowing with you and the boat.

Bill, all you have to do is kick your legs behind you and get your body up a
bit. I'll show you this summer. I can actually do it at faster than 4.5 knots.

RB

Bobspirt June 30th 04 03:38 PM

What if #7
 
Pulling yourself back to the boat with the aid of a surfboard,
seatcushion, or an innertube does not even remotely count.


Even if permanenty affixed to the body?

Joe June 30th 04 03:44 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 
Flying Tadpole wrote in message ...
Bobsprit wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????




Turn the rudder with your feet to head upwind and stop the boat.

Joe




Stick your face underwater and take a REALLY deep breath, thus
ridding the gene pool of an idiot who not only was singlehanding
400mi offshore without any sort of tether/lifeline, but was
actually stupid enough to go working in an exposed position
without taking additional precautions.

I propose that there be a Fool's Act put up, or perhaps an
international treaty (Foolish Activities Rescue Refusal Treaty),
where anyone in their majority, regardless of their soundness of
mind or not, be permitted to indulge in whatever stupidity they
wish to, provided it neither physically damages another person,
and provided that they waive all rights to rescue. That way,
those who want to cross the SImpson Desert without water in the
height of summer are free to, those who wish to suicide offshore
may do so, and no-one (who doesn't actually desire to) need put
themselves at risk to retrieve the fools.


Scott Vernon June 30th 04 03:45 PM

What if #7
 

wrote in
RB


Sorry, but you can't do it. You don't need to drown yourself to prove
it.


please, let him try it.


Flying Tadpole June 30th 04 03:57 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 


Joe wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in message ...
Bobsprit wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????



Turn the rudder with your feet to head upwind and stop the boat.

Joe


That wasn't my post but here's an answer: on Lady Kate you'd
never reach the rudder with any sort of water flow. I would
think the same goes for any sailboat that doesn't have a
transom-mounted rudder. More to the point, if you must trail a
line then attach it to the tiller so that if you did grab it in
the suicide scenario it'd smash the self steering, set the boat
aback and dismast. Wheel steering? Take another breath of water.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Jeff Morris June 30th 04 04:05 PM

What if #7
 
The proper setup for the line overboard is to have it release the autopilot and
head the boat into the wind. Of course, this is easier to imagine that with an
old mechanical self steering rig, not a modern autohelm. And a CD 36 is rather
hard to coax off its course.

Many years ago we took turns being dragged behind a 40 footer doing about 6
knots - I can't imagine being able to pull back to the boat against in that
situation.




wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 21:59:54 +1000, OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:34:34 -0400, Martin Baxter
scribbled thusly:

wrote:

O


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that speed,

much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you hit the

water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB

Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even if

you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line. Before

anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship they

should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be

quickly evaporated.

Cheers
Marty


We have to assume that in this case the line was caught and
held...make it 100' long if you wish.



The facts were given as a 15 foot line. You can't assume it to be
anything else, anymore than you can assume it all happened on dry land
with a boat that was not moving.

Just for fun, drag a 200 foot rope behind a boat that is traveling at
4.5 knots. Make it a 500 foot rope if you prefer. Jump overboard and
grab it while in the water. Then see if you can pull yourself back to
the boat. You can't. Jack LaLanne in his prime couldn't do it. Neither
could Buster Crabb, Mike Tyson or Ahnold the Barbarian. Ain't gonna
happen.

BB





Scott Vernon June 30th 04 04:13 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 
I'm surprised no one offers a gizmo that would electronically undo the
autopilot if the rope is pulled hard enough. IIRC my autopilot has a
'deadman' setting, I believe you must reset it every 15 minutes or it will
steer upwind(?).

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Joe wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in message

...
Bobsprit wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land

or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a

meal when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the

backstay adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft

railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but

it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were

trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your

self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't

pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is

wearing you down
fast.

What can you do????



Turn the rudder with your feet to head upwind and stop the boat.

Joe


That wasn't my post but here's an answer: on Lady Kate you'd
never reach the rudder with any sort of water flow. I would
think the same goes for any sailboat that doesn't have a
transom-mounted rudder. More to the point, if you must trail a
line then attach it to the tiller so that if you did grab it in
the suicide scenario it'd smash the self steering, set the boat
aback and dismast. Wheel steering? Take another breath of water.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Thom Stewart June 30th 04 06:04 PM

What if #7
 
Sorry Nutsy,

Your "What if" just doesn't play out. At 4.5 knots you would never
connect to a 15' line. CASE CLOSED!


Bobsprit June 30th 04 07:57 PM

RB is a Baby
 
Am not You are.


RB
"Bobspirt" wrote in message ...
After all the posts slamming many others around here, RB takes a little beating
in return and what happens? He turns tail and runs away. Seems he can dish
it, but can't take it. Somehow, that doesn't surprise. It is in keeping with
his timidity in all things requiring a little fortitude.


Bobspirt June 30th 04 08:58 PM

RB is a Baby
 
After all the posts slamming many others around here, RB takes a little
beating
in return and what happens? He turns tail and runs away. Seems he can dish
it, but can't take it. Somehow, that doesn't surprise. It is in keeping

with
his timidity in all things requiring a little fortitude.


What a wimp! Bobsprit beats you like a rented mule too many times to
even count. As soon as he's not around you start talking "big".


That's not what you said in the other thread, you schizo. Anyway, you are not
worth battling - too easy. Live long, buddy.

Flying Tadpole June 30th 04 11:31 PM

What if #7
 


OzOne wrote:

On 30 Jun 2004 14:29:04 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) scribbled
thusly:

or toss the end of the
line over a lifeline and use that as a 2:1 purchase.

I don't think a line around anything once would be a 2:1 purchase.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"


You'd better think about that one in this situation Loco.


Nah...he misheard and got caught in a bind instead...
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at
http://music.download.com/internetopera

Wally July 1st 04 03:04 AM

What if #7
 
Thom Stewart wrote:

Your "What if" just doesn't play out. At 4.5 knots you would never
connect to a 15' line. CASE CLOSED!


1 knot = about 1.7 feet per second. At 1 knot, the free end of the 15' line
passes the MOB in 8.8 seconds. At 4.5 knots, it passes in 1.9 seconds.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



katysails July 1st 04 03:57 AM

What if #7
 
Wally figured:
At 4.5 knots, it passes in 1.9 seconds.

Bye-byyyyyyeeeeeeeee
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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Jonathan Ganz July 1st 04 04:03 AM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 
The boats on autohelm... I don't think it would work even if you could
reach it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Flying Tadpole wrote in message

...
Bobsprit wrote:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land

or vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal

when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay

adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft

railing. The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but

it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were

trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your

self to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't

pull the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing

you down
fast.

What can you do????




Turn the rudder with your feet to head upwind and stop the boat.

Joe




Stick your face underwater and take a REALLY deep breath, thus
ridding the gene pool of an idiot who not only was singlehanding
400mi offshore without any sort of tether/lifeline, but was
actually stupid enough to go working in an exposed position
without taking additional precautions.

I propose that there be a Fool's Act put up, or perhaps an
international treaty (Foolish Activities Rescue Refusal Treaty),
where anyone in their majority, regardless of their soundness of
mind or not, be permitted to indulge in whatever stupidity they
wish to, provided it neither physically damages another person,
and provided that they waive all rights to rescue. That way,
those who want to cross the SImpson Desert without water in the
height of summer are free to, those who wish to suicide offshore
may do so, and no-one (who doesn't actually desire to) need put
themselves at risk to retrieve the fools.




Jonathan Ganz July 1st 04 04:04 AM

What if #7
 
I didn't realize that faggots can walk on water too.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 30 Jun 2004 02:09:42 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The Boat: Cape Dory 36
Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach

What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or

vessels
in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal

when you
heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay

adjuster
is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing.

The
boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but it's
happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were

trailing.
Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self

to the
stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't pull

the
ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing

you down
fast.

What can you do????



That actually happened to me on a C&C 40. Fortunately, I can walk on
water.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Jonathan Ganz July 1st 04 04:07 AM

What if #7
 
I heard of an old guy...in his 70s or so who's boat got away from
him during a storm. He was anchored and motoring, I believe and
the rode parted. He was thrown off the boat, which then motored
away, turned around on its own toward him. As it went by, he
grabbed on the hauled himself in.

Has anyone else heard this or has the reference?

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:34:34 -0400, Martin Baxter
scribbled thusly:

wrote:

O


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that

speed, much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you hit

the water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB


Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even

if you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line.

Before anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship

they should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be

quickly evaporated.

Cheers
Marty


We have to assume that in this case the line was caught and
held...make it 100' long if you wish.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon July 1st 04 04:26 AM

What if #7
 
You been reading your Capt. Neal comic books again.

''anchored and motoring'', WTF?

SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I heard of an old guy...in his 70s or so who's boat got away from
him during a storm. He was anchored and motoring, I believe and
the rode parted. He was thrown off the boat, which then motored
away, turned around on its own toward him. As it went by, he
grabbed on the hauled himself in.

Has anyone else heard this or has the reference?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message

...
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:34:34 -0400, Martin Baxter
scribbled thusly:

wrote:

O


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that

speed, much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you hit

the water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB

Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick?

Even
if you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line.

Before anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship

they should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be

quickly evaporated.

Cheers
Marty


We have to assume that in this case the line was caught and
held...make it 100' long if you wish.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Jonathan Ganz July 1st 04 08:04 AM

What if #7
 
No... I did hear this story. As I recall, the source was credible.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
You been reading your Capt. Neal comic books again.

''anchored and motoring'', WTF?

SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I heard of an old guy...in his 70s or so who's boat got away from
him during a storm. He was anchored and motoring, I believe and
the rode parted. He was thrown off the boat, which then motored
away, turned around on its own toward him. As it went by, he
grabbed on the hauled himself in.

Has anyone else heard this or has the reference?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message

...
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:34:34 -0400, Martin Baxter
scribbled thusly:

wrote:

O


Highly unlikely that you were able to grab a 15 foot line at that

speed, much
less hang on and pull yourself back to the boat. By the time you

hit
the water
and spun, the line was already gone.

BB

Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick?

Even
if you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line.

Before anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper

seamanship
they should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will

be
quickly evaporated.

Cheers
Marty

We have to assume that in this case the line was caught and
held...make it 100' long if you wish.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







Horvath July 1st 04 11:30 AM

What if #7
 
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:34:34 -0400, Martin Baxter
wrote this crap:

Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even if you do it on purpose,
just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line. Before anyone hangs a line of
their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship they should try it, with someone
still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be quickly evaporated.


Huh? I've done it. I didn't have any problem grabbing the line.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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