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Horvath July 1st 04 11:30 AM

What if #7
 
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 13:52:02 GMT, wrote
this crap:


Just for fun, drag a 200 foot rope behind a boat that is traveling at
4.5 knots. Make it a 500 foot rope if you prefer. Jump overboard and
grab it while in the water. Then see if you can pull yourself back to
the boat. You can't. Jack LaLanne in his prime couldn't do it. Neither
could Buster Crabb, Mike Tyson or Ahnold the Barbarian. Ain't gonna
happen.


I've done it.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Scout July 1st 04 12:27 PM

What if #7
 
that's true Oz, I've tried something similar while water skiing (after
losing both skis). I more or less backfloated and pulled hand over hand to
the moving boat (while my friends taunted me from the boat). Reduce the drag
and it's not so difficult.
Scout


OzOne wrote
Ummm actually I have, and found it relatively easy to haul myself back
up to the boat.
The trick is to turn onto your back.

Now you can try it again.....


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Bobspirt July 1st 04 01:59 PM

What if #7
 
I heard of an old guy...in his 70s or so who's boat got away from
him during a storm. He was anchored and motoring, I believe and
the rode parted. He was thrown off the boat, which then motored
away, turned around on its own toward him. As it went by, he
grabbed on the hauled himself in.


Grabbed what? The parted anchor rode?

Hauled himself up where? Over the bow? Surely not up the stern with the prop
churning. Sounds fishy.

Bart Senior July 1st 04 04:19 PM

What if #7
 
What? You want that sandwich too? 8 )

Oz, I'm still waiting for you to tell me why someone
would trim sails to be just barely luffing when close
hauled motor sailing? I figure either you or Doug
will get those 15 points.

That fellow was a Dutch sailor with thousands of sea
miles. Hint: He is both smart and lazy.

Bart

OzOne wrote

On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 10:46:53 GMT, "Bart Senior"
scribbled thusly:

I'd tie a rolling hitch with the line to itself and
inch my back on board, or toss the end of the
line over a lifeline and use that as a 2:1 purchase.

I wouldn't let anything stand between me and
that sandwich!


Ta daaaaaaa!
We have a thinker among us.
Someone who won't ever consider "just letting go"

Bart, I congratulate you.
We think alike (Is that good?) ;-)

Oz1...of the 3 twins.




Bart Senior July 1st 04 04:22 PM

What if #7
 
I've read of people motoring when an all chain rode become
bar-taut. Motoring will ease the stress on the rode. This is a
great reason for adding a stretchy snubber.

Scott Vernon wrote
You been reading your Capt. Neal comic books again.

''anchored and motoring'', WTF?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message


I heard of an old guy...in his 70s or so who's boat got away from
him during a storm. He was anchored and motoring, I believe and
the rode parted. He was thrown off the boat, which then motored
away, turned around on its own toward him. As it went by, he
grabbed on the hauled himself in.

Has anyone else heard this or has the reference?




Jonathan Ganz July 1st 04 06:49 PM

What if #7
 
Which includes his underwire bra I'm sure.

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wrote in message
...
On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 06:30:40 -0400, Horvath
wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 13:52:02 GMT, wrote
this crap:


Just for fun, drag a 200 foot rope behind a boat that is traveling at
4.5 knots. Make it a 500 foot rope if you prefer. Jump overboard and
grab it while in the water. Then see if you can pull yourself back to
the boat. You can't. Jack LaLanne in his prime couldn't do it. Neither
could Buster Crabb, Mike Tyson or Ahnold the Barbarian. Ain't gonna
happen.


I've done it.


Oh, look! Horvath thinks he's Spiderman. That must explain why he
likes to run around town in his underwear.

BB





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Martin Baxter July 1st 04 06:57 PM

What if #77
 
Scott Vernon wrote:

Do you trust your wife enough to drive the boat while trying this in the
middle of the ocean?

Scotty


I don't trust her to drive the boat period.

Cheers
Marty

Scott Vernon July 1st 04 10:57 PM

What if #7
 

"Bobspirt" wrote in message
...
I heard of an old guy...in his 70s or so who's boat got away from
him during a storm. He was anchored and motoring, I believe and
the rode parted. He was thrown off the boat, which then motored
away, turned around on its own toward him. As it went by, he
grabbed on the hauled himself in.


Grabbed what? The parted anchor rode?

Hauled himself up where? Over the bow? Surely not up the stern with the

prop
churning. Sounds fishy.


yeah, like the guy who sailed by and picked up a mooring.


Scott Vernon July 1st 04 11:23 PM

What if #77
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:

Do you trust your wife enough to drive the boat while trying this in the
middle of the ocean?

Scotty


I don't trust her to drive the boat when period.


They do tend to get a little crazy then.


Peter Wiley July 2nd 04 01:06 AM

What if #7
 
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 01:50:39 GMT,
scribbled thusly:

Just for fun, drag a 200 foot rope behind a boat that is traveling at
4.5 knots. Make it a 500 foot rope if you prefer. Jump overboard and
grab it while in the water. Then see if you can pull yourself back to
the boat. You can't. Jack LaLanne in his prime couldn't do it. Neither
could Buster Crabb, Mike Tyson or Ahnold the Barbarian. Ain't gonna
happen.

BB


Ummm you obviously haven't tried it!


Ummm you obviously haven't tried it!


Ummm actually I have, and found it relatively easy to haul myself back
up to the boat.
The trick is to turn onto your back.


Sounds reasonable. Where's the best place for the clip for your safety
line on a harness?

Shoulder.

Why? If it's in the middle of your chest, you'll drown due to the angle
of drag thru the water. If it's between shoulders, you'll skid nicely
over the water but have no ability to reach the line to haul yourself
along. Also a PITA to attach/detach the safety line. An attachment at
the shoulder allows access and low drag. Also it's more comfortable if
you're sleeping in the damn thing.

Our Stormy Seas floatcoats with built-in harness have 2 attachment
points, one at chest level and one between shoulders but these are
working coats for extreme conditions. The between shoulders point is
for use by a helicopter or the like retrieving unconscious or
incapacitated people.

PDW

Bobspirt July 2nd 04 01:29 AM

What if #7
 
Sounds reasonable. Where's the best place for the clip for your safety
line on a harness?

Shoulder.


Nah. Tether on the harness should be short enough so you aren't dragging in
the water if you go over anyway. For it, you want to be able to grab something
and pull yourself back up - not be scrabbling behind your back.

Bobspirt July 2nd 04 01:30 AM

What if #7
 
yeah, like the guy who sailed by and picked up a mooring.

upwind under bare poles?

Scott Vernon July 2nd 04 01:55 AM

What if #7
 
I believe it was downwind, with the main draped loosely on the boom (which
was tacking back and forth), while BBQing a side of beef.


"Bobspirt" wrote in message
...
yeah, like the guy who sailed by and picked up a mooring.


upwind under bare poles?



Bobspirt July 2nd 04 02:02 AM

What if #7
 
I believe it was downwind, with the main draped loosely on the boom (which
was tacking back and forth), while BBQing a side of beef.


Chubby girl driving? yea, thats the one.

Peter Wiley July 2nd 04 05:26 AM

What if #7
 
In article , Bobspirt
wrote:

Sounds reasonable. Where's the best place for the clip for your safety
line on a harness?

Shoulder.


Nah. Tether on the harness should be short enough so you aren't dragging in
the water if you go over anyway. For it, you want to be able to grab
something
and pull yourself back up - not be scrabbling behind your back.


True if you're singlehanding. If you're on a working boat it's
necessary sometimes to be on a longer safety line.

PDW

Jonathan Ganz July 2nd 04 06:04 AM

What if #7
 
We used two tethers. One longer, one shorter, and the jack lines
didn't go the full length of the boat.

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"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
In article , Bobspirt
wrote:

Sounds reasonable. Where's the best place for the clip for your safety
line on a harness?

Shoulder.


Nah. Tether on the harness should be short enough so you aren't

dragging in
the water if you go over anyway. For it, you want to be able to grab
something
and pull yourself back up - not be scrabbling behind your back.


True if you're singlehanding. If you're on a working boat it's
necessary sometimes to be on a longer safety line.

PDW




katysails July 2nd 04 12:14 PM

What if #7
 
Good stuff but f***ing
expensive!

You could sell the helicopter if you're that stretched....

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Kirie Elite 32
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Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 12:49 AM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 
I have to concur with that Tadpole..... plus any fool out that far and
using an Autohelm 4000 instead of a wind vane never mind no jack lines, no
harness....

I loved that little bit about a 15 ft line towed behind.... which would be
well past you before you surfaced from any fall..... combined with the
fact you can't pull yourself up a towed line at 4.5 knots.

It's a Bob dream play... could never be duplicated in real life but Bob
can't understand that reality since he has no experience.

My answer to Bob's scenario would be to activate my remote Transporter
Beacon and rematerialize aboard in a set of dry clothes prior to taking the
Warp Engines offline. ;-)

CM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| Bobsprit wrote:
|
| The Boat: Cape Dory 36
| Conditions: Fair, boat speed 4.5 knots on a reach
|
| What a disaster! You were sailing alone, 400 miles offshore. No land or
vessels
| in sight. Your Autohelm 4000 autopilot engaged you sat down for a meal
when you
| heard a strange noise. Back on deck you see that part of the backstay
adjuster
| is coming loose. You get to work and place your foot on the aft railing.
The
| boat lurches from a gust and wave. It's a one in a million shot, but
it's
| happened. You've fallen off the boat!!!!
| You spin fast in the water and grab the 15 foot long line you were
trailing.
| Slowly, chocking on water rushing over you, you manage to pull your self
to the
| stern. It's exhausting, but you make it to the stern. Only you can't
pull the
| ladder down!!! You can't get aboard. The rush of cold water is wearing
you down
| fast.
|
| What can you do????
|
|
| Stick your face underwater and take a REALLY deep breath, thus
| ridding the gene pool of an idiot who not only was singlehanding
| 400mi offshore without any sort of tether/lifeline, but was
| actually stupid enough to go working in an exposed position
| without taking additional precautions.
|
| I propose that there be a Fool's Act put up, or perhaps an
| international treaty (Foolish Activities Rescue Refusal Treaty),
| where anyone in their majority, regardless of their soundness of
| mind or not, be permitted to indulge in whatever stupidity they
| wish to, provided it neither physically damages another person,
| and provided that they waive all rights to rescue. That way,
| those who want to cross the SImpson Desert without water in the
| height of summer are free to, those who wish to suicide offshore
| may do so, and no-one (who doesn't actually desire to) need put
| themselves at risk to retrieve the fools.
|
| --
| Flying Tadpole
|
| -------------------------
| Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
| now at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 12:52 AM

What if #7
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

| Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick? Even
if you do it on purpose,
| just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line. Before
anyone hangs a line of
| their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship
they should try it, with someone
| still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be
quickly evaporated.

I tried it on Overproof at about four knots....... I just tagged the 3/4
mark of a 100 foot floating yellow 3/4" line. This was knowing what was
about to occur. There is no way to pull yourself up that rope! NO WAY!

CM



Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 12:55 AM

What if #7
 

OzOne's House Sitter wrote in message

| Ummm actually I have, and found it relatively easy to haul myself back
| up to the boat.
| The trick is to turn onto your back.
|
| Now you can try it again.....

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa...... just wait till Ozzy gets back from France!!

On your back.... bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

Grab a clue!

CM




Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 01:06 AM

What if #7
 
That would be basic Fall Arrest Equipment... the attachment is at the back
between the shoulder blades. I'm currently using gear like that on
inspections of retaining walls along a 300 foot cliff.

Typical sailing harnesses are attached at the chest. Your safety lanyard
should be just long enough to stop you alongside the hull above the water.
Jack lines need to be thought out and secure.

If you have any clothing on, the drag would prevent you from even
entertaining the idea of pulling yourself up a line while under motion.

The manner Ozzy describes is pure dockside fallacy... or he's accomplished
it at 2 knots in dead calm water with nothing but a bathing suit on. Try
that "back pull" in any sea and it's futile. He won't do it even on his back
at 4.5 knots!

I've tried this when an old fisherman challenged my belief it was entirely
feasible..... I now understand it's not an option. The only safe option is
to stay onboard..... unless your boat is stopped.

CM



"Peter Wiley" wrote in message

| Sounds reasonable. Where's the best place for the clip for your safety
| line on a harness?
|
| Shoulder.
|
| Why? If it's in the middle of your chest, you'll drown due to the angle
| of drag thru the water. If it's between shoulders, you'll skid nicely
| over the water but have no ability to reach the line to haul yourself
| along. Also a PITA to attach/detach the safety line. An attachment at
| the shoulder allows access and low drag. Also it's more comfortable if
| you're sleeping in the damn thing.
|
| Our Stormy Seas floatcoats with built-in harness have 2 attachment
| points, one at chest level and one between shoulders but these are
| working coats for extreme conditions. The between shoulders point is
| for use by a helicopter or the like retrieving unconscious or
| incapacitated people.



Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 02:22 AM

What if #7
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
| On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 21:06:49 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| scribbled thusly:
|
| If you have any clothing on, the drag would prevent you from even
| entertaining the idea of pulling yourself up a line while under motion.
|
| Weener!

Don't you have some dusting to do there "House Sitter"?? ;-)

CM



Bart Senior July 4th 04 05:22 AM

What if #7
 
I read a story by Tristan Jones that one should always drag a line
behind you. It would make sense if it was tied to the wheel
somehow, to stall the boat or heave-to, or popped all the sheets
out of their cleats. It makes more sense to wear a tether, or two.

Tristan Jones also said you should have a collision patch rigged
and ready to go on deck. I don't know anyone who does this.
It would get in the way, come apart, or get snarled beyond usability.

That was when I realized, Jones was starving and desparately trying
to impress his uninformed editors enough to get published, so he
could eat. He was not writing worthwhile books.

Capt. Mooron wrote

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

| Bingo! BB wins the cupie doll! Anybody here ever tried this trick?

Even
if you do it on purpose,
| just to see, it's pretty much impossible even with a 25 foot line.

Before
anyone hangs a line of
| their stern and thinks that this is a substitute for proper seamanship
they should try it, with someone
| still on the boat to drive of course, your illusions of safety will be
quickly evaporated.

I tried it on Overproof at about four knots....... I just tagged the 3/4
mark of a 100 foot floating yellow 3/4" line. This was knowing what was
about to occur. There is no way to pull yourself up that rope! NO WAY!

CM




Flying Tadpole July 4th 04 02:36 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:



My answer to Bob's scenario would be to activate my remote Transporter
Beacon and rematerialize aboard in a set of dry clothes prior to taking the
Warp Engines offline. ;-)


That would worke for one such as you, frequently spaced out...

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 02:55 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
|
|
| My answer to Bob's scenario would be to activate my remote Transporter
| Beacon and rematerialize aboard in a set of dry clothes prior to taking
the
| Warp Engines offline. ;-)
|
|
| That would worke for one such as you, frequently spaced out...

May the Farce Be With You Tadpole Pond Skimmer!

Has anyone mentioned the similarity in design between a Bolger Box and a
Borg Cube? ;-P

Resistance is Futile.... You will be Assimilated!

CM



Flying Tadpole July 4th 04 03:16 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
|
|
| My answer to Bob's scenario would be to activate my remote Transporter
| Beacon and rematerialize aboard in a set of dry clothes prior to taking
the
| Warp Engines offline. ;-)
|
|
| That would worke for one such as you, frequently spaced out...

May the Farce Be With You Tadpole Pond Skimmer!

Has anyone mentioned the similarity in design between a Bolger Box and a
Borg Cube? ;-P

Resistance is Futile.... You will be Assimilated!


1. The Farce is what I'm working on.
2. If you've contracted MCs paranoia, you might find it helps to
think of the boat as a Cubie Doll.
3. Who's ass is being immolated?? Does the SPCA/RSPCA know?
(see, we keep our "G" classification!)

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 04:17 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| |
| |
| |
| | My answer to Bob's scenario would be to activate my remote
Transporter
| | Beacon and rematerialize aboard in a set of dry clothes prior to
taking
| the
| | Warp Engines offline. ;-)
| |
| |
| | That would worke for one such as you, frequently spaced out...
|
| May the Farce Be With You Tadpole Pond Skimmer!
|
| Has anyone mentioned the similarity in design between a Bolger Box and a
| Borg Cube? ;-P
|
| Resistance is Futile.... You will be Assimilated!
|
| 1. The Farce is what I'm working on.

Do Tell...... may I point out that general consensus suggests you let the
Farce guide you as opposed to guiding the Farce.

| 2. If you've contracted MCs paranoia, you might find it helps to
| think of the boat as a Cubie Doll.

I'm immune to the Paranoia virus due to the fact I contracted Terminal
Arrogance in my youth.

| 3. Who's ass is being immolated?? Does the SPCA/RSPCA know?
| (see, we keep our "G" classification!)

Having seen first hand the ability required to sail a Bolger Design.... I'm
prepared to supply crew to all the Bolger designs racing during the Wooden
Boat Festival. Now I just have to figure out were to place the sandbags on
those scarecrows! ;-)

CM




Maynard G. Krebbs July 4th 04 08:55 PM

What if #7
 
On Sun, 04 Jul 2004 04:22:24 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote:

I read a story by Tristan Jones that one should always drag a line
behind you. It would make sense if it was tied to the wheel
somehow, to stall the boat or heave-to, or popped all the sheets
out of their cleats. It makes more sense to wear a tether, or two.

Tristan Jones also said you should have a collision patch rigged
and ready to go on deck. I don't know anyone who does this.
It would get in the way, come apart, or get snarled beyond usability.

That was when I realized, Jones was starving and desparately trying
to impress his uninformed editors enough to get published, so he
could eat. He was not writing worthwhile books.


He also said he had a light line sistered to the towed line that would
trip the windvane steerer so the boat would head up into the wind.
Even Tristan never claimed he could pull himself up a line at 4.5
knots. lol
Mark E. Williams


katysails July 4th 04 09:03 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 
Has anyone mentioned the similarity in design between a Bolger Box and a
Borg Cube? ;-P

I KNEW it! And I saw the need for assimilation just last week!

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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Flying Tadpole July 4th 04 11:33 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| |
| |
| |
| | My answer to Bob's scenario would be to activate my remote
Transporter
| | Beacon and rematerialize aboard in a set of dry clothes prior to
taking
| the
| | Warp Engines offline. ;-)
| |
| |
| | That would worke for one such as you, frequently spaced out...
|
| May the Farce Be With You Tadpole Pond Skimmer!
|
| Has anyone mentioned the similarity in design between a Bolger Box and a
| Borg Cube? ;-P
|
| Resistance is Futile.... You will be Assimilated!
|
| 1. The Farce is what I'm working on.

Do Tell...... may I point out that general consensus suggests you let the
Farce guide you as opposed to guiding the Farce.


And just who is this General COnsensus?

Having seen first hand the ability required to sail a Bolger Design.... I'm
prepared to supply crew to all the Bolger designs racing during the Wooden
Boat Festival. Now I just have to figure out were to place the sandbags on
those scarecrows! ;-)


A wimp. TWO of us used to handle Flying Tadpole II successfully
in far more wind and wave than the Mahone Bay harbour turns on,
without recourse to sand bags!
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
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Flying Tadpole July 4th 04 11:34 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 


katysails wrote:

Has anyone mentioned the similarity in design between a Bolger Box and a
Borg Cube? ;-P

I KNEW it! And I saw the need for assimilation just last week!


Ha! ANOTHER one for the SPCA hunt list.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Capt. Mooron July 4th 04 11:42 PM

Proposition: The Fool's Act
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
|
| And just who is this General COnsensus?

The Commander & Chief of the Army of Public Opinion!

CM



John Cairns July 5th 04 12:29 AM

What if #7
 

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
.. .
I read a story by Tristan Jones that one should always drag a line
behind you. It would make sense if it was tied to the wheel
somehow, to stall the boat or heave-to, or popped all the sheets
out of their cleats. It makes more sense to wear a tether, or two.

Tristan Jones also said you should have a collision patch rigged
and ready to go on deck. I don't know anyone who does this.
It would get in the way, come apart, or get snarled beyond usability.

That was when I realized, Jones was starving and desparately trying
to impress his uninformed editors enough to get published, so he
could eat. He was not writing worthwhile books.



Of course you must have read by now that Tristan was a fraud, his entire
life story was a work of fiction, even his name.

http://tinylink.com/?MpHaSQE6hm

The funny thing, the author started out as an admirer trying to write a
biography of Jones, he dug up all this information researching the book.

John Cairns



katysails July 5th 04 03:19 AM

What if #7
 

life story was a work of fiction, even his name.

http://tinylink.com/?MpHaSQE6hm

Gee...just like our own Capn Neal....who'd a thunk it?
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Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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John Cairns July 5th 04 05:04 AM

What if #7
 
Well not quite, beyond this ng Neal is completely unknown, Arthur "Tristan"
Jones achieved at least some celebrity, and notoriety, in the end. I
remember a few years back about an effort to restore the boat that he
claimed to have sailed at the highest altitude on record, some lake in the
Andes, I guess this claim was also a hoax, though it was accepted at the
time.

John Cairns

"katysails" wrote in message
...

life story was a work of fiction, even his name.

http://tinylink.com/?MpHaSQE6hm

Gee...just like our own Capn Neal....who'd a thunk it?
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katysails July 5th 04 11:47 AM

What if #7
 
I guess this claim was also a hoax, though it was accepted at the
time.

It was a good read....and quite funny....I had my doubts about the reality
of the whole thing but the man certainly had a fertile imagination....hey,
so he didn't do all those things...he still sailed....

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Bart Senior July 5th 04 05:40 PM

What if #7
 
John are you calling me a liar. Here is proof, I'm not. I think
you owe me an apology.

I figured out Tristan Jones was a bull****ter long ago. You can
check my Amazon.Com review of 7 Aug 2000.

Look up the following:
One Hand for Yourself One for the Ship: The Essentials of Single
Handed Sailing by Tristan Jones on Amazon.com.

My review was published 32 months before the book you mentioned
Wayward Sailor by Anthony Dalton, was published on April 22, 2003

A copy of my review follows. I was the only one saying the guy
was a fraud, of many reviews.
***********************************************
MY REVIEW
***********************************************
I stopped buying Tristan Jones books because I felt there was
little substance to them and some fabrication added to help sell
them to the publishers. All the books are skimpy fast reads. I
hope my opinion is changed, but I'm unwilling to invest in any
more of them to find out.

He has a some of good advice for sailors at sea. However, I
have to say, that like most of his books I take what he writes
with a grain of salt. And, some of what he recommends, I
doubt he ever did himself.

That is not to say his advice is bad, just not practical in some
cases. I doubt many seaman would follow all of his advice.

For example, he recommends that single handed sailor drag a
line behind the boat hooked up to a trip wire arrangement to
heave the boat to. Great advice. I doubt anyone follows it or
that Tristan Jones did so. That doesn't mean it is not good
advice. This sort of thinking is smart thinking, planning ahead
for an emergency.

Likewise his advice for having a triangular patch of canvas
ready and rigged on the bow with control lines all set ready
to cover a hole below the waterline should the unlike event
happen that one gets holed below the waterline. This is just
something that would get in the way, foul up something else
on the boat and cause more trouble than it's worth. I think a
better idea is have one ready to go and practice rigging it.

Perhaps these ideas may make sense when you are sitting at
a typewriter trying to put enough substance in a book so you
can sell it to a publisher. This is my impression of Tristan Jones.

If you get something out of a book like this, you got something
that may give you an idea that will save your boat or yourself.

I gave it 3 stars because I felt it was like some of his other
books, short books made in an attempt to make money to
fund his roving lifestyle as a wandering seaman.

Hey he pulled it off.

Maybe you can too! Bring a laptop if you go cruising, there
is bound to be a story in it.
*********************************************
Link to my review:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...m_cr_dp_2_1/00
2-5919338-6697627?v=glance&s=books&vi=customer-reviews&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER
********************************************
John Cairns wrote

"Bart Senior" wrote.

That was when I realized, Jones was starving and desparately trying
to impress his uninformed editors enough to get published, so he
could eat. He was not writing worthwhile books.


Of course you must have read by now that Tristan was a fraud, his entire
life story was a work of fiction, even his name.

http://tinylink.com/?MpHaSQE6hm

John Cairns




John Cairns July 5th 04 07:11 PM

What if #7
 

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
t...
John are you calling me a liar. Here is proof, I'm not. I think
you owe me an apology.

I figured out Tristan Jones was a bull****ter long ago. You can
check my Amazon.Com review of 7 Aug 2000.


What you posted originally:

"That was when I realized, Jones was starving and desperately trying
to impress his uninformed editors enough to get published, so he
could eat. He was not writing worthwhile books."

You didn't indicate that you knew Jones was a fraud. There are a lot of
authors out there desperately trying to get published, most of them probably
aren't frauds, though some of them probably don't have anything worthwhile
to say.

What I posted originally:

"Of course you must have read by now that Tristan was a fraud, his entire
life story was a work of fiction, even his name."

I thought it worth mentioning since you didn't. I can't honestly comment on
any of Jones' books as I have never read any of them, he was a little before
my time.
Probably the only reason I recall any of it was the Dalton book was
mentioned by the skipper on the Atlantic crossing, a published author, who
happened to read the book and mentioned it was a good read, and I recall
vaguely a review published in "Sailing" when the Dalton book was released.
John Cairns



Bart Senior July 5th 04 10:06 PM

What if #7
 
I owe you an apology, John. I was out of line.

I thought you were implying I was mindlessly repeating
other peoples conclusions.


John Cairns wrote

"Bart Senior" wrote
John are you calling me a liar. Here is proof, I'm not. I think
you owe me an apology.

I figured out Tristan Jones was a bull****ter long ago. You can
check my Amazon.Com review of 7 Aug 2000.


What you posted originally:

"That was when I realized, Jones was starving and desperately trying
to impress his uninformed editors enough to get published, so he
could eat. He was not writing worthwhile books."

"Of course you must have read by now that Tristan was a fraud, his entire
life story was a work of fiction, even his name."

I thought it worth mentioning since you didn't.
John Cairns





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