In Message
wrote:

Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this.

A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE

The virtual sailor Binary B
Seeks to spread malignancy,
But showers his sh*t insipidly--
What leads to this behavior?
Allow me, please, to demonstrate
That Binary Bill's no alter Cate.
His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate:
He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor.

Spineless, supine, calcified,
Filter-feeding, legs spread wide--
Cyanoglobin's what's inside
Barnacle Bill the Bailer.

Permanently stuck on rocks,
Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks,
The outside world away he locks,
Barnacle Bill the Wailer.

Although coherent posts he tries,
His failures come as no surprise--
Each tide, the sun his neurone fries,
Barnacle Bill the Dahlia.

Invertebrata, that's the tune!
Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume!
No backbone evolving soon!
He's Barnacle Bill the Failure!

(c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole

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Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

As verses go, that one clucks
Binary Bill the sailor sucks.
So listen up, and don't get stuck
In Barnacal Bill's binary muck.

Please forgive this inane fling
I really liked your right on sting.

Flying Tadpole wrote:
In Message
wrote:

Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this.

A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE

The virtual sailor Binary B
Seeks to spread malignancy,
But showers his sh*t insipidly--
What leads to this behavior?
Allow me, please, to demonstrate
That Binary Bill's no alter Cate.
His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate:
He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor.

Spineless, supine, calcified,
Filter-feeding, legs spread wide--
Cyanoglobin's what's inside
Barnacle Bill the Bailer.

Permanently stuck on rocks,
Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks,
The outside world away he locks,
Barnacle Bill the Wailer.

Although coherent posts he tries,
His failures come as no surprise--
Each tide, the sun his neurone fries,
Barnacle Bill the Dahlia.

Invertebrata, that's the tune!
Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume!
No backbone evolving soon!
He's Barnacle Bill the Failure!

(c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole

--
jlrogers±³©
Never date a woman you can hear ticking. - Mark Patinkin

Eschew Obfuscation.

10 points.


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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In Message
wrote:

Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this.

A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE

The virtual sailor Binary B
Seeks to spread malignancy,
But showers his sh*t insipidly--
What leads to this behavior?
Allow me, please, to demonstrate
That Binary Bill's no alter Cate.
His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate:
He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor.

Spineless, supine, calcified,
Filter-feeding, legs spread wide--
Cyanoglobin's what's inside
Barnacle Bill the Bailer.

Permanently stuck on rocks,
Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks,
The outside world away he locks,
Barnacle Bill the Wailer.

Although coherent posts he tries,
His failures come as no surprise--
Each tide, the sun his neurone fries,
Barnacle Bill the Dahlia.

Invertebrata, that's the tune!
Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume!
No backbone evolving soon!
He's Barnacle Bill the Failure!

(c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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In Message
wrote:

Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this.

A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE

The virtual sailor Binary B

ASA finds its former glory!


Brilliant.



Regards


Donal
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Welcome back, oh Mighty Bard!

Seahag

"Flying Tadpole" wrote :

wrote:

Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this.

A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE

The virtual sailor Binary B
Seeks to spread malignancy,
But showers his sh*t insipidly--
What leads to this behavior?
Allow me, please, to demonstrate
That Binary Bill's no alter Cate.
His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate:
He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor.

Spineless, supine, calcified,
Filter-feeding, legs spread wide--
Cyanoglobin's what's inside
Barnacle Bill the Bailer.

Permanently stuck on rocks,
Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks,
The outside world away he locks,
Barnacle Bill the Wailer.

Although coherent posts he tries,
His failures come as no surprise--
Each tide, the sun his neurone fries,
Barnacle Bill the Dahlia.

Invertebrata, that's the tune!
Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume!
No backbone evolving soon!
He's Barnacle Bill the Failure!

(c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole

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Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Sober up Haggy, Tadpole wrote that.

SV

"Seahag" wrote in message
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Welcome back, oh Mighty Bard!

Seahag

Hmm. Can't respond now, I've got a poor man's fisherman's platter
to finish cooking.

FT

Scott Vernon wrote:

Sober up Haggy, Tadpole wrote that.

SV

"Seahag" wrote in message
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Welcome back, oh Mighty Bard!

Seahag

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now at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Taddy claimed:

-- I've got a poor man's fisherman's platter
to finish cooking.

Carp on a shingle?
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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katysails wrote:

Taddy claimed:

-- I've got a poor man's fisherman's platter
to finish cooking.

Carp on a shingle?

Nothing so grand. I was barbecuing a barnacle, but it turned out
to be a limpet, so I gave up.

Anyhow, shingles and carp are an uncomfortable combination, I'm
told. Not ever having had shingles, I wouldn't know...

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Break Away, Sail Away and putz away
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