As verses go, that one clucks
Binary Bill the sailor sucks.
So listen up, and don't get stuck
In Barnacal Bill's binary muck.

Please forgive this inane fling
I really liked your right on sting.

Flying Tadpole wrote:
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wrote:

Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this.

A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE

The virtual sailor Binary B
Seeks to spread malignancy,
But showers his sh*t insipidly--
What leads to this behavior?
Allow me, please, to demonstrate
That Binary Bill's no alter Cate.
His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate:
He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor.

Spineless, supine, calcified,
Filter-feeding, legs spread wide--
Cyanoglobin's what's inside
Barnacle Bill the Bailer.

Permanently stuck on rocks,
Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks,
The outside world away he locks,
Barnacle Bill the Wailer.

Although coherent posts he tries,
His failures come as no surprise--
Each tide, the sun his neurone fries,
Barnacle Bill the Dahlia.

Invertebrata, that's the tune!
Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume!
No backbone evolving soon!
He's Barnacle Bill the Failure!

(c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole

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