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A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
In Message wrote: Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this. A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE The virtual sailor Binary B Seeks to spread malignancy, But showers his sh*t insipidly-- What leads to this behavior? Allow me, please, to demonstrate That Binary Bill's no alter Cate. His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate: He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor. Spineless, supine, calcified, Filter-feeding, legs spread wide-- Cyanoglobin's what's inside Barnacle Bill the Bailer. Permanently stuck on rocks, Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks, The outside world away he locks, Barnacle Bill the Wailer. Although coherent posts he tries, His failures come as no surprise-- Each tide, the sun his neurone fries, Barnacle Bill the Dahlia. Invertebrata, that's the tune! Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume! No backbone evolving soon! He's Barnacle Bill the Failure! (c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
As verses go, that one clucks
Binary Bill the sailor sucks. So listen up, and don't get stuck In Barnacal Bill's binary muck. Please forgive this inane fling I really liked your right on sting. Flying Tadpole wrote: In Message wrote: Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this. A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE The virtual sailor Binary B Seeks to spread malignancy, But showers his sh*t insipidly-- What leads to this behavior? Allow me, please, to demonstrate That Binary Bill's no alter Cate. His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate: He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor. Spineless, supine, calcified, Filter-feeding, legs spread wide-- Cyanoglobin's what's inside Barnacle Bill the Bailer. Permanently stuck on rocks, Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks, The outside world away he locks, Barnacle Bill the Wailer. Although coherent posts he tries, His failures come as no surprise-- Each tide, the sun his neurone fries, Barnacle Bill the Dahlia. Invertebrata, that's the tune! Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume! No backbone evolving soon! He's Barnacle Bill the Failure! (c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole -- jlrogers±³© Never date a woman you can hear ticking. - Mark Patinkin Eschew Obfuscation. |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
10 points.
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... In Message wrote: Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this. A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE The virtual sailor Binary B Seeks to spread malignancy, But showers his sh*t insipidly-- What leads to this behavior? Allow me, please, to demonstrate That Binary Bill's no alter Cate. His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate: He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor. Spineless, supine, calcified, Filter-feeding, legs spread wide-- Cyanoglobin's what's inside Barnacle Bill the Bailer. Permanently stuck on rocks, Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks, The outside world away he locks, Barnacle Bill the Wailer. Although coherent posts he tries, His failures come as no surprise-- Each tide, the sun his neurone fries, Barnacle Bill the Dahlia. Invertebrata, that's the tune! Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume! No backbone evolving soon! He's Barnacle Bill the Failure! (c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... In Message wrote: Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this. A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE The virtual sailor Binary B ASA finds its former glory! Brilliant. Regards Donal -- |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Welcome back, oh Mighty Bard!
Seahag "Flying Tadpole" wrote : wrote: Jeez. Stick to insipid verse. You're extremely no good at this. A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE The virtual sailor Binary B Seeks to spread malignancy, But showers his sh*t insipidly-- What leads to this behavior? Allow me, please, to demonstrate That Binary Bill's no alter Cate. His nom-de-plume, it's second-rate: He's Barnacle Bill, no sailor. Spineless, supine, calcified, Filter-feeding, legs spread wide-- Cyanoglobin's what's inside Barnacle Bill the Bailer. Permanently stuck on rocks, Stuck to pilings, stuck to docks, The outside world away he locks, Barnacle Bill the Wailer. Although coherent posts he tries, His failures come as no surprise-- Each tide, the sun his neurone fries, Barnacle Bill the Dahlia. Invertebrata, that's the tune! Binary Bill? a nom-de-plume! No backbone evolving soon! He's Barnacle Bill the Failure! (c) June 2004 Flying Tadpole -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Sober up Haggy, Tadpole wrote that.
SV "Seahag" wrote in message ... Welcome back, oh Mighty Bard! Seahag |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
wrote in message ... On 28 Jun 2004 23:33:27 GMT, "Scott Vernon" wrote: Geez, Tadpole, when will I be important enough to you to get my own personalized, insipid and altogether lame poem? I own a Sidelminimumm - that alone should be worth a few points ha ha, ''Sidelminimumm'', that's funny. Why can't bob**** be funny and insulting at the same time? Scotty |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... On 28 Jun 2004 23:33:27 GMT, "Scott Vernon" wrote: Geez, Tadpole, when will I be important enough to you to get my own personalized, insipid and altogether lame poem? I own a Sidelminimumm - that alone should be worth a few points ha ha, ''Sidelminimumm'', that's funny. Why can't bob**** be funny and insulting at the same time? Scotty Lack of talent? John Cairns |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Hmm. Can't respond now, I've got a poor man's fisherman's platter
to finish cooking. FT Scott Vernon wrote: Sober up Haggy, Tadpole wrote that. SV "Seahag" wrote in message ... Welcome back, oh Mighty Bard! Seahag -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Taddy claimed:
-- I've got a poor man's fisherman's platter to finish cooking. Carp on a shingle? katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.690 / Virus Database: 451 - Release Date: 5/22/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: Taddy claimed: -- I've got a poor man's fisherman's platter to finish cooking. Carp on a shingle? Nothing so grand. I was barbecuing a barnacle, but it turned out to be a limpet, so I gave up. Anyhow, shingles and carp are an uncomfortable combination, I'm told. Not ever having had shingles, I wouldn't know... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Flying Tadpole wrote:
Anyhow, shingles and carp are an uncomfortable combination, I'm told. Not ever having had shingles, I wouldn't know... Carping about not having had shingles? Seems to me you don't have anything to beef about. DSK |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Taddy admitted:
I was barbecuing a barnacle, but it turned out to be a limpet, so I gave up. They make little blue pills for that condition nowadays.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.690 / Virus Database: 451 - Release Date: 5/22/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Bart replied: Carping about not having had shingles? Seems to me you don't have anything to beef about. I hope he's truly cowed by that reply. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.690 / Virus Database: 451 - Release Date: 5/22/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: Taddy admitted: I was barbecuing a barnacle, but it turned out to be a limpet, so I gave up. They make little blue pills for that condition nowadays.... It was a little blue pill I was a-disposin' of... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: Bart replied: Carping about not having had shingles? Seems to me you don't have anything to beef about. I hope he's truly cowed by that reply. QUite the milk of human kindness today, aren't we... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
I hope he's truly cowed by that reply. QUite the milk of human kindness today, aren't we... I'll have to whey that remark carefully before answering.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.690 / Virus Database: 451 - Release Date: 5/22/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: I hope he's truly cowed by that reply. QUite the milk of human kindness today, aren't we... I'll have to whey that remark carefully before answering.... One curdles at the thought. Have another saucer of cream, kitty I mean katty, -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: Taddy admitted: I was barbecuing a barnacle, but it turned out to be a limpet, so I gave up. They make little blue pills for that condition nowadays.... Yes, he could never stand the red one. Cheers |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Flying Tadpole wrote: katysails wrote: Bart replied: Carping about not having had shingles? Seems to me you don't have anything to beef about. I hope he's truly cowed by that reply. QUite the milk of human kindness today, aren't we... But 'er has to be obeyed! Cheers |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Taddy offered: I'll have to whey that remark carefully before answering....
One curdles at the thought. Have another saucer of cream, kitty I mean katty, Pretty cheesey reply, there Taddy.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed!
I have the shirt..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 21:07:51 -0400, "katysails" scribbled thusly: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the ****s..... I've got the craps! from sour milk? |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: Taddy offered: I'll have to whey that remark carefully before answering.... One curdles at the thought. Have another saucer of cream, kitty I mean katty, Pretty cheesey reply, there Taddy.... It would have been pusillanimous of me not to have offered you refreshment. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Scott Vernon wrote: OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 21:07:51 -0400, "katysails" scribbled thusly: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the ****s..... I've got the craps! from sour milk? Depends how long he fermented it. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
whipped off my back!
;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Put that tongue away!
Nav wrote: whipped off my back! ;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
No, I'm just fed up with having to hose my boots down each time.
Nav wrote: You've tripped over it AGAIN? 8P Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: Put that tongue away! Nav wrote: whipped off my back! ;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
You've tripped over it AGAIN?
8P Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: Put that tongue away! Nav wrote: whipped off my back! ;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Must be tough on the patent leather and the spikey heels.
Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: No, I'm just fed up with having to hose my boots down each time. Nav wrote: You've tripped over it AGAIN? 8P Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: Put that tongue away! Nav wrote: whipped off my back! ;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Well, it is, but then I think: it's Nav's tongue and I'd hate to
disappoint him by treading on it without the trimmings. Nav wrote: Must be tough on the patent leather and the spikey heels. Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: No, I'm just fed up with having to hose my boots down each time. Nav wrote: You've tripped over it AGAIN? 8P Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: Put that tongue away! Nav wrote: whipped off my back! ;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
MC claimed: whipped off my back!
;P SIR! Never! -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Taddy stated:
I'd hate to disappoint him by treading on it without the trimmings. Do you soak yours in vinegar before cooking? It makes a very nice marinade and then you don't have to use so much pickle when you grind it to sandwich spread.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
katysails wrote: Taddy stated: I'd hate to disappoint him by treading on it without the trimmings. Do you soak yours in vinegar before cooking? It makes a very nice marinade and then you don't have to use so much pickle when you grind it to sandwich spread.... No, I prefer to use someone else's; I need mine to shout "starboard" with. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Taddy admitted:
No, I prefer to use someone else's; I need mine to shout "starboard" with. How gallant of you to offer up a part of yourself for lunch to other sailors.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
You kinky old dog!
Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: Well, it is, but then I think: it's Nav's tongue and I'd hate to disappoint him by treading on it without the trimmings. Nav wrote: Must be tough on the patent leather and the spikey heels. Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: No, I'm just fed up with having to hose my boots down each time. Nav wrote: You've tripped over it AGAIN? 8P Cheers Flying Tadpole wrote: Put that tongue away! Nav wrote: whipped off my back! ;P Cheers katysails wrote: MC stated: But 'er has to be obeyed! I have the shirt..... |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Awwwww!
Cheers katysails wrote: MC claimed: whipped off my back! ;P SIR! Never! |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Flying Tadpole wrote: katysails wrote: Taddy stated: I'd hate to disappoint him by treading on it without the trimmings. Do you soak yours in vinegar before cooking? It makes a very nice marinade and then you don't have to use so much pickle when you grind it to sandwich spread.... No, I prefer to use someone else's; I need mine to shout "starboard" with. Even on Port tack? Devious! ;) Cheers |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Nav wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote: katysails wrote: Taddy stated: I'd hate to disappoint him by treading on it without the trimmings. Do you soak yours in vinegar before cooking? It makes a very nice marinade and then you don't have to use so much pickle when you grind it to sandwich spread.... No, I prefer to use someone else's; I need mine to shout "starboard" with. Even on Port tack? Devious! ;) Works, though! Look, most people can't tell their left from their right without a minute or so's thought. So more so for larboard and starboard! by the time they've worked out that actually they're the ones on starboard, they've already altered and we've gained those handy extra seconds! -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Break Away, Sail Away and putz away now at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
A STICKY INSIPID VERSE FOR BINARY BILL THE BARNACLE
Taddy claimed:
most people can't tell their left from their right without a minute or so's thought. What??? I make it a point to know which tack we're on...good grief...how irresponsible to not know... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
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