On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 23:21:49 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)

Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7.


I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.

Well, just because you're a dumbass, doesn't mean others are.

I'm glad I looked over the list again. I forgot to include the
swizzle sticks.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!