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Jonathan Ganz June 24th 04 06:34 AM

Safety Requirements ...
 
I'd rather be awakened by the head than by an MOB call.

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:35:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
scribbled thusly:

I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can
enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule.


You'd rather be woken by someone pumping the head?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Jonathan Ganz June 24th 04 06:35 AM

Safety Requirements ...
 
If you want to sail with me offshore, you have to hank on when you
come on deck at night, and you have to urinate in the head. I don't
want to lose someone over the side.

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
You have rules?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can
enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
Don't forget the CG required equipment... flares and such, a

throwable,

Good idea... make that all signalling devices, and firefighting
equipment... these are (or should be) survey items too


make sure the lifesling is actually attached to the boat....

Usually the lifesling is stowed when we get on a charter boat, so we
have to mount it ourselves. But I also pay out and flake down the

line,
checking it out too.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King







Jonathan Ganz June 24th 04 06:36 AM

Safety Requirements ...
 
That would be your thing....

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:35:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can
enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule.


What do you do if they pee overboard? Hit them with your purse?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath June 24th 04 11:33 AM

Safety Requirements ...
 
On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:35:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

If you want to sail with me offshore, you have to hank on when you
come on deck at night, and you have to urinate in the head. I don't
want to lose someone over the side.


On your POS Cal 20, there is no head. There's not even room down
below to sleep.





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DSK June 24th 04 03:02 PM

Safety Requirements ...
 
I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.


Seahag wrote:
It's for killing the fish you catch. Better than wasting the rum!


It says on the Cetol label to use vodka as thinner

DSK


Jonathan Ganz June 24th 04 06:02 PM

Safety Requirements ...
 
How would you know. I've got a porta potty... better than nothing,
and I've slept on my boat many times. Plenty of room for one person.

But, I don't take it offshore. So, what you're really saying is that
you have no idea what real sailing is like. You sit on your crapola
hunter and diddle your boyfriend.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:35:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

If you want to sail with me offshore, you have to hank on when you
come on deck at night, and you have to urinate in the head. I don't
want to lose someone over the side.


On your POS Cal 20, there is no head. There's not even room down
below to sleep.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath June 24th 04 11:15 PM

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On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:02:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

How would you know. I've got a porta potty... better than nothing,


Not really. it's easier to **** over the side than to empty a potty.

and I've slept on my boat many times. Plenty of room for one person.


You don't take your boyfriend?






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Jonathan Ganz June 24th 04 11:39 PM

Safety Requirements ...
 
So, what you're saying is that you and your boyfriend
enjoy ****ing on each other... more info than we needed...
really!

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:02:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

How would you know. I've got a porta potty... better than nothing,


Not really. it's easier to **** on my boyfriend.

You don't take your boyfriend?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





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