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You are chartering a 35' sailboat.
Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. |
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Engage your brain before climbing aboard. The rest will surely follow.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bart Senior" wrote in message . net... You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. |
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You are chartering a 35' sailboat.
Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. Remove the drunk Scotty Potty and his gun, then shove off! RB |
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Where? Seriously, the shortness of the list would depend on where I was
sailing. SV "Bart Senior" wrote in message . net... You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. |
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OzOne cried... Everything from spare torch batteries to day shapes, air horns and throwing lines with spare fuses, belts and diaphragms thrown in for good measure. Why do you need fuses on your throwing lines? In case they're short? Scotty |
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Scotty wrote...
Where? Seriously, the shortness of the list would depend on where I was sailing, but I'd want a welding kit so I could weld my hatches closed against big seas! |
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wet them first so's they'll conduct electricity
Scout OzOne wrote in message ... On 22 Jun 2004 11:06:05 GMT, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne cried... Everything from spare torch batteries to day shapes, air horns and throwing lines with spare fuses, belts and diaphragms thrown in for good measure. Why do you need fuses on your throwing lines? In case they're short? Scotty Nah they're rope fuses in case the load gets too high. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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Yeh, Horass would never forget bringing someone with a long pole.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior" wrote this crap: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Bart Senior wrote:
You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. Type 3 vest for myself & my wife, handheld GPS, rigging knife. On the boat I'd check the rations & water first, then probably the bilge pump, all sea cocks, fuel system including tank, ports & hatches, steering & emergency steering, backing plates on mooring cleats, radio, batteries & charger, ground tackle... It'd take a pretty long list, actually. Roughly equivalent to a survey. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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Don't forget the CG required equipment... flares and such, a throwable,
make sure the lifesling is actually attached to the boat.... -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "DSK" wrote in message ... Bart Senior wrote: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. Type 3 vest for myself & my wife, handheld GPS, rigging knife. On the boat I'd check the rations & water first, then probably the bilge pump, all sea cocks, fuel system including tank, ports & hatches, steering & emergency steering, backing plates on mooring cleats, radio, batteries & charger, ground tackle... It'd take a pretty long list, actually. Roughly equivalent to a survey. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior" wrote this crap: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7. I can't understand why you would need vodka on board. Regards Donal -- |
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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
Don't forget the CG required equipment... flares and such, a throwable, Good idea... make that all signalling devices, and firefighting equipment... these are (or should be) survey items too make sure the lifesling is actually attached to the boat.... Usually the lifesling is stowed when we get on a charter boat, so we have to mount it ourselves. But I also pay out and flake down the line, checking it out too. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can
enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "DSK" wrote in message ... Jonathan Ganz wrote: Don't forget the CG required equipment... flares and such, a throwable, Good idea... make that all signalling devices, and firefighting equipment... these are (or should be) survey items too make sure the lifesling is actually attached to the boat.... Usually the lifesling is stowed when we get on a charter boat, so we have to mount it ourselves. But I also pay out and flake down the line, checking it out too. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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fuel for the stove?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Donal" wrote in message ... "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior" wrote this crap: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7. I can't understand why you would need vodka on board. Regards Donal -- |
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You have rules?
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "DSK" wrote in message ... Jonathan Ganz wrote: Don't forget the CG required equipment... flares and such, a throwable, Good idea... make that all signalling devices, and firefighting equipment... these are (or should be) survey items too make sure the lifesling is actually attached to the boat.... Usually the lifesling is stowed when we get on a charter boat, so we have to mount it ourselves. But I also pay out and flake down the line, checking it out too. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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"Donal" wrote: "Horvath" wrote: "Bart Senior" wrote: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7. I can't understand why you would need vodka on board. It's for killing the fish you catch. Better than wasting the rum! Seahag |
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 23:21:49 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap: "Horvath" wrote in message .. . On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior" wrote this crap: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7. I can't understand why you would need vodka on board. Well, just because you're a dumbass, doesn't mean others are. I'm glad I looked over the list again. I forgot to include the swizzle sticks. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:35:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule. What do you do if they pee overboard? Hit them with your purse? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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You always include them, since you always have one shoved up your
butt... at least that's how it seems to most everyone. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 23:21:49 +0100, "Donal" wrote this crap: "Horvath" wrote in message .. . On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior" wrote this crap: You are chartering a 35' sailboat. Provide a short safety checklist to validate before you leave the dock. 1. Rum 2. blender 3. More Rum 4. beer 5. ice 6. drinking glasses 7. vodka 8. more beer 9 little paper umbrellas and almost forgot 10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard) Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7. I can't understand why you would need vodka on board. Well, just because you're a dumbass, doesn't mean others are. I'm glad I looked over the list again. I forgot to include the swizzle sticks. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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I'd rather be awakened by the head than by an MOB call.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:35:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" scribbled thusly: I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule. You'd rather be woken by someone pumping the head? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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If you want to sail with me offshore, you have to hank on when you
come on deck at night, and you have to urinate in the head. I don't want to lose someone over the side. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... You have rules? "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "DSK" wrote in message ... Jonathan Ganz wrote: Don't forget the CG required equipment... flares and such, a throwable, Good idea... make that all signalling devices, and firefighting equipment... these are (or should be) survey items too make sure the lifesling is actually attached to the boat.... Usually the lifesling is stowed when we get on a charter boat, so we have to mount it ourselves. But I also pay out and flake down the line, checking it out too. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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That would be your thing....
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:35:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: I also make sure the head works. That keep people happy and I can enforce the no peeing over the side at night rule. What do you do if they pee overboard? Hit them with your purse? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:35:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: If you want to sail with me offshore, you have to hank on when you come on deck at night, and you have to urinate in the head. I don't want to lose someone over the side. On your POS Cal 20, there is no head. There's not even room down below to sleep. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.
Seahag wrote: It's for killing the fish you catch. Better than wasting the rum! It says on the Cetol label to use vodka as thinner DSK |
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How would you know. I've got a porta potty... better than nothing,
and I've slept on my boat many times. Plenty of room for one person. But, I don't take it offshore. So, what you're really saying is that you have no idea what real sailing is like. You sit on your crapola hunter and diddle your boyfriend. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:35:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: If you want to sail with me offshore, you have to hank on when you come on deck at night, and you have to urinate in the head. I don't want to lose someone over the side. On your POS Cal 20, there is no head. There's not even room down below to sleep. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:02:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: How would you know. I've got a porta potty... better than nothing, Not really. it's easier to **** over the side than to empty a potty. and I've slept on my boat many times. Plenty of room for one person. You don't take your boyfriend? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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So, what you're saying is that you and your boyfriend
enjoy ****ing on each other... more info than we needed... really! -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:02:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: How would you know. I've got a porta potty... better than nothing, Not really. it's easier to **** on my boyfriend. You don't take your boyfriend? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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