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Bobsprit June 18th 04 01:07 PM

What If # 6
 
The Boat: Catalina 320
Conditions: Moderate, seas 3-5 feet.

Damn! How did this happen!?? You've badly grounded your boat. You just left for
a 4 week cruise and now her wing keel has settled atop a group of rocks at high
tide, which you thought you'd be clear of. At the top of every swell, the keel
grinds and as the tide slacks (soon!) you know things could get worse. A lot
worse.
No one in sight. You're out of radio range. You wonder if you'll be taking the
dinghy home!

What do you do???

RB

Scott Vernon June 18th 04 02:35 PM

What If # 6
 
Your shallow draft boat is on the rocks, yet you are out of radio range?

You must have one cheap ass POS handheld.

SV


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The Boat: Catalina 320
Conditions: Moderate, seas 3-5 feet.

Damn! How did this happen!?? You've badly grounded your boat. You just

left for
a 4 week cruise and now her wing keel has settled atop a group of rocks at

high
tide, which you thought you'd be clear of. At the top of every swell, the

keel
grinds and as the tide slacks (soon!) you know things could get worse. A

lot
worse.
No one in sight. You're out of radio range. You wonder if you'll be taking

the
dinghy home!

What do you do???

RB



Bobsprit June 18th 04 02:38 PM

What If # 6
 
4 week cruise? I bet you must have a lot of heavy crap on board,
including water, that can be jettisoned. Do it quick, before the tide
drops any more than it already has. If you have some other heavy stuff
you want to try to save, you can transfer it, along with extra people,
to the dinghy, temporarily.


100% correct. And if you're not too far away from land, turn on your fawcetts
and run out your fresh water tanks. You'll have plenty of drinks that you can
dump into the dinghy. The movement of the keel against the rocks indicates that
the boat is "floating" to some degree. You just need to help!

RB

Bobsprit June 18th 04 02:41 PM

What If # 6
 

Your shallow draft boat is on the rocks, yet you are out of radio range?

You must have one cheap ass POS handheld.


Icom M1+ with two batteries....shown at bottom of watertight case with mapping
GPS, Nightvision and HH Windmeter.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/bbstuff.jpg

Poor, poor scotty potti!!!!

RB

Scott Vernon June 18th 04 02:43 PM

What If # 6
 
There is no 100% correct answer to this scenario. There are several ways
which will work.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
4 week cruise? I bet you must have a lot of heavy crap on board,
including water, that can be jettisoned. Do it quick, before the tide
drops any more than it already has. If you have some other heavy stuff
you want to try to save, you can transfer it, along with extra people,
to the dinghy, temporarily.


100% correct. And if you're not too far away from land, turn on your

fawcetts
and run out your fresh water tanks. You'll have plenty of drinks that you

can
dump into the dinghy. The movement of the keel against the rocks indicates

that
the boat is "floating" to some degree. You just need to help!

RB



Scott Vernon June 18th 04 02:55 PM

What If # 6
 
What a huge Dorkfish I caught! You actualy took a pic of your radio and
put it on the web?????? What kind of nerd does that???

HEehe heheheheheheheheh HA.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Your shallow draft boat is on the rocks, yet you are out of radio range?

You must have one cheap ass POS handheld.


Icom M1+ with two batteries....shown at bottom of watertight case with

mapping
GPS, Nightvision and HH Windmeter.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/bbstuff.jpg

Poor, poor scotty potti!!!!

RB



Vito June 18th 04 03:11 PM

What If # 6
 
"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The Boat: Catalina 320
Conditions: Moderate, seas 3-5 feet.

Damn! How did this happen!?? You've badly grounded your boat. You just

left for
a 4 week cruise and now her wing keel has settled atop a group of rocks

......

Go into the cabin and unsheathe the shorter of your two swords, kneel and
make the prescribed cuts in your abdomen whilst chanting "wing keel - shame,
shame".



Bobsprit June 18th 04 05:28 PM

What If # 6
 
There is no 100% correct answer to this scenario. There are several ways
which will work.


Everyone is anxiously awaiting your "several ways."
This oughta be good!

RB

Thom Stewart June 18th 04 05:44 PM

What If # 6
 
Hey Nutsy,

If you just started a 4 week cruise, How in the hell can you be out of
radio range?

Crepes, you're worst than Jax with his Gulf Stream "What if's"

Ole Thom


Bobsprit June 18th 04 05:50 PM

What If # 6
 
You actualy took a pic of your radio and
put it on the web??????


far left: FRS/GMRS radios
Night Owl 10X50 Monocular
center: Wind meter, nightvision, Icom M1v, Garmin Map 76.
below: OC Weather alert radio
right: Fujinon floating binoculars with compass and case.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/bstuf55.jpg

RB


Bobsprit June 18th 04 06:01 PM

What If # 6
 
If you just started a 4 week cruise, How in the hell can you be out of
radio range?

You're kidding right? I don't list the local and it's entirely possible to be
out of VHF range in less than a day from a vareity of start points. Use your
imagination.

RB

John Cairns June 18th 04 08:46 PM

What If # 6
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
If you just started a 4 week cruise, How in the hell can you be out of
radio range?

You're kidding right? I don't list the local and it's entirely possible to

be
out of VHF range in less than a day from a vareity of start points. Use

your
imagination.

RB


In your case, entirely likely that you'll ever be out of cell phone range,
let alone VHF.
John Cairns



Thom Stewart June 18th 04 10:30 PM

What If # 6
 
Thanks John,

I really don't think it takes much imagination to figure, Start is from
your home moorage. If you aren't there you're already in the act of
cruising.

With Nutsy though, No one is sure. Least of all Nutsy!

Ole Thom


Horvath June 19th 04 03:55 AM

What If # 6
 
On 18 Jun 2004 12:07:33 GMT, (Boob****) wrote this
crap:

The Boat: Catalina 320
Conditions: Moderate, seas 3-5 feet.

Damn! How did this happen!?? You've badly grounded your boat. You just left for
a 4 week cruise and now her wing keel has settled atop a group of rocks at high
tide, which you thought you'd be clear of. At the top of every swell, the keel
grinds and as the tide slacks (soon!) you know things could get worse. A lot
worse.
No one in sight. You're out of radio range. You wonder if you'll be taking the
dinghy home!

What do you do???



Extend your whisker pole out to sixty feet, and push yourself off.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:00 AM

What If # 6
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
| You're kidding right? I don't list the local and it's entirely possible to
be
| out of VHF range in less than a day from a vareity of start points. Use
your
| imagination.

No Bob... it's NOT possible at your lattitudes.

CM



Scott Vernon June 19th 04 06:52 AM

What If # 6
 
boob, everyone here already knows you're an idiot, you don't need to prove
it.

Sv

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You actualy took a pic of your radio and
put it on the web??????


far left: FRS/GMRS radios
Night Owl 10X50 Monocular
center: Wind meter, nightvision, Icom M1v, Garmin Map 76.
below: OC Weather alert radio
right: Fujinon floating binoculars with compass and case.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/bstuf55.jpg

RB



Bobsprit June 19th 04 01:26 PM

What If # 6
 
| out of VHF range in less than a day from a vareity of start points. Use
your
| imagination.

No Bob... it's NOT possible at your lattitudes.

Again, location was not given.

RB

Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 02:20 PM

What If # 6
 
It's not possible at locations above the 65th either...... if you know you
don't have communications it's imperative to have an idea of bathymetric
topography in the area you sail.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| | out of VHF range in less than a day from a vareity of start points. Use
| your
| | imagination.
|
| No Bob... it's NOT possible at your latitudes.
|
| Again, location was not given.
|
| RB



Bobsprit June 19th 04 09:24 PM

What If # 6
 
It's not possible at locations above the 65th either...

Mooron, can you read? No location was given. What are you babbling about?

RB

Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 11:22 PM

What If # 6
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| It's not possible at locations above the 65th either...
|
| Mooron, can you read? No location was given. What are you babbling about?

I can read just fine.... but if you are going to make incredulous
postulations involving a sailing trip of radically short distances and yet
claim no communication abilities available.... I believe I have the
obligation to request a geographic location.

Seriously Bob.... you may as well claim the vessel was on another planet!

CM



Bobsprit June 20th 04 12:28 AM

What If # 6
 
but if you are going to make incredulous
postulations involving a sailing trip of radically short distances and yet
claim no communication abilities available.


So let me get this straight....you're saying that a vessel that sails a day out
from the Jersey shore will definitely maintain VHF contact?
Oh, okay.

RB

Bobsprit June 20th 04 12:29 AM

What If # 6
 
Seriously Bob.... you may as well claim the vessel was on another planet!


That's the point of a hypothetical question in some cases, Mooron; to introduce
unusual or even impossible criteria.

I'm working to help you here!

RB

Capt. Mooron June 20th 04 01:48 AM

What If # 6
 
Yes Bob..... you can easily maintain contact by VHF. That's well within
the inshore commercial fleet. ( Well okay not _you_ per say, because you
will never sail that far)

You really must venture beyond that placid bay and flaccid location.

BTW ... Could you Please clarify the nature of the submerged obstruction...
over the continental shelf in over 600 feet of water?

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| but if you are going to make incredulous
| postulations involving a sailing trip of radically short distances and yet
| claim no communication abilities available.
|
|
| So let me get this straight....you're saying that a vessel that sails a
day out
| from the Jersey shore will definitely maintain VHF contact?
| Oh, okay.
|
| RB



Capt. Mooron June 20th 04 01:57 AM

What If # 6
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Seriously Bob.... you may as well claim the vessel was on another
planet!
|
|
| That's the point of a hypothetical question in some cases, Mooron; to
introduce
| unusual or even impossible criteria.

Well then... following that brilliant logic ... I could be free to reply
that one should engage Hyper Drive Sails, transmit a Sub-Space Priority 1
hail and activate the Anti-Gravity Plating!

|
| I'm working to help you here!

If you are "working" it seems you had better understand the subject
matter..... it's evident you abandoned the advise to write about what you
know, considering the limitations that would impose on you.

CM



Bobsprit June 20th 04 02:24 AM

What If # 6
 
Well then... following that brilliant logic ... I could be free to reply
that one should engage Hyper Drive Sails, transmit a Sub-Space Priority 1
hail and activate the Anti-Gravity Plating!

You could have, but the nature of the question was clear, at least to everyone
else. Of course had you responded as above, you might have seemed a trifle
imaginative...at least!

RB

Bobsprit June 20th 04 02:26 AM

What If # 6
 
If you are "working" it seems you had better understand the subject
matter.....

Dispite my "limited" understanding, everyone else understood that it was a
hypothetical problem and as such was beyond such trivial examination.
Everyone but you. And still you missed the most glaring technical error! This
is about to get very embarassing for you...not that it isn't already!

RB

Jim Cate June 23rd 04 03:03 AM

What If # 6
 


Bobsprit wrote:
The Boat: Catalina 320
Conditions: Moderate, seas 3-5 feet.

Damn! How did this happen!?? You've badly grounded your boat. You just left for
a 4 week cruise and now her wing keel has settled atop a group of rocks at high
tide, which you thought you'd be clear of. At the top of every swell, the keel
grinds and as the tide slacks (soon!) you know things could get worse. A lot
worse.
No one in sight. You're out of radio range. You wonder if you'll be taking the
dinghy home!

What do you do???

RB



No sweat. If it's a Mac 26M, just raise the daggerboard a foot or so.

Jim


Scott Vernon June 23rd 04 12:05 PM

What If # 6
 

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...




No sweat. If it's a Mac 26M, just close the hatches and start a fire in

the cabin..

Jim



Jim Cate June 23rd 04 02:43 PM

What If # 6
 


Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...



No sweat. If it's a Mac 26M, just close the hatches and start a fire in


the cabin..

Jim



More like: raise the board and motor out a little futher, set the
anchor, and then sit back, drink a Margarita and listen to some Vivaldi
or Beethoven while you watch the sunset.

You can laugh if you want to, but this particular question illustrates
quite well one of the many advantages of the Mac 26M, particularly for
largely shallow and variable bay waters such as those near the Texas
coast. By contrast, a friend who has a large displacement boat had a
partial collision with the bottom several years ago, resulting in a bent
rudder shaft when he tried to motor off the spoil. He was never able to
fix it, and he finally had to cut off part of the top edge of the rudder
to prevent it from scraping the hull.

Jim


Flying Tadpole June 23rd 04 03:23 PM

What If # 6
 


Jim Cate wrote:



More like: raise the board and motor out a little futher, set the
anchor, and then sit back, drink a Margarita and listen to some Vivaldi
or Beethoven while you watch the sunset.


Ahhhh. A boat and boatman perfectly suited to a total absence of
wind and wave.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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Jonathan Ganz June 23rd 04 05:31 PM

What If # 6
 
Yeh with a big engine so he can motor effectively.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Jim Cate wrote:



More like: raise the board and motor out a little futher, set the
anchor, and then sit back, drink a Margarita and listen to some Vivaldi
or Beethoven while you watch the sunset.


Ahhhh. A boat and boatman perfectly suited to a total absence of
wind and wave.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera




Scott Vernon June 23rd 04 11:47 PM

What If # 6
 

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...



No sweat. If it's a Mac 26M, just close the hatches and start a fire in


the cabin..

Jim



More like: raise the board and motor out a little futher, set the
anchor, and then sit back, drink a Margarita and listen to some Vivaldi
or Beethoven while you watch the sunset.



If you had an older Mac (they were actualy sailboats at one time) with a
swing keel, you wouldn't be stuck in the first place. With your dagger
board, it will either break the board (most likely) or break the trunk/hull.
Good thing you have that double hull, eh?


--
Scotty
S/V Lisa Marie
Balt. MD USA


Jim Cate June 24th 04 03:52 AM

What If # 6
 


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...



No sweat. If it's a Mac 26M, just close the hatches and start a fire in

the cabin..


Jim



More like: raise the board and motor out a little futher, set the
anchor, and then sit back, drink a Margarita and listen to some Vivaldi
or Beethoven while you watch the sunset.




If you had an older Mac (they were actualy sailboats at one time) with a
swing keel, you wouldn't be stuck in the first place. With your dagger
board, it will either break the board (most likely) or break the trunk/hull.
Good thing you have that double hull, eh?


Question #6 related to some poor soul who anchored his boat in plenty of
water, and then realized that the tide was going out and his keel was
beginning to grind against the bottom between swells. It hadn't dug into
or sat on the bottom yet. If he had a swing keel that was left down, it
would have the same problem suffered by the fixed-keel boat unless the
board was loose or pulled back.

Because the Mac 26M is lightweight yet highly reinforced in the hull and
dagger board trunk area, I doubt seriously that it would break either
the board (which is a flexible, reinforced fiberglass member, not a
rigid lead keel) or the trunk/hull before I realized what was happening
and raised the board and moved the boat out to a safer position. The
noise of the board hitting the bottom would also be more noticable than
on a heavy keel boat.

On second thought, perhaps music by Brahms or Schubert would be more
relaxing. - Maybe a few glasses of Bordeaux, or a gin and tonic?

Jim


Scott Vernon June 24th 04 11:36 AM

What If # 6
 
"Jim Cate" lied...

Question #6 related to some poor soul who anchored his boat in plenty of
water, and then realized that the tide was going out and his keel was
beginning to grind against the bottom between swells. It hadn't dug into
or sat on the bottom yet.


Wrong again, jimbo. Liar.



Because the Mac 26M is lightweight


in other words CHEAPly made.



dagger board trunk area, I doubt seriously that it would break either
the board (which is a flexible, reinforced fiberglass member, not a
rigid lead keel) or the trunk/hull before I realized what was happening
and raised the board and moved the boat out to a safer position. The
noise of the board hitting the bottom would also be more noticable than
on a heavy keel boat.



you'll find out. do a google on ''Mac boards breaking''.



On second thought, perhaps music by Benny Hill would be more
apropo.
Maybe a few glasses of Bordeaux, or a gin and tonic would make me feel like

a real sailor?

Jim



Jim Cate June 24th 04 02:21 PM

What If # 6
 


Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jim Cate" lied...

Question #6 related to some poor soul who anchored his boat in plenty of
water, and then realized that the tide was going out and his keel was
beginning to grind against the bottom between swells. It hadn't dug into
or sat on the bottom yet.



Wrong again, jimbo. Liar.



Scott, remember what your 6-th grade teacher would tell you when she
gave you a test? - Remember to READ THE QUESTION first. - Here's the
gist of the question:

"...You've badly grounded your boat. You just left for
a 4 week cruise and now her wing keel has settled atop a group of rocks
at high tide, WHICH YOU THOUOGHT YOU'D BE CLEAR OF. At the top of every
swell, the keel grinds and as the tide slacks (soon!) you know things
could get worse.. . ."

Obviously the guy wouldn't conclude he had anchored the boat
successfully if the boat was grinding against the bottom. Obviously the
water level, or the swing,or the chop, etc., changed after the anchoring
process, resulting in the unexpected grounding.


Because the Mac 26M is lightweight



in other words CHEAPly made.


If what you mean by "cheaply made" refers to the fact that MacGregor
understands and practices modern scientific design and manufacturing
practices, perhaps so. (I personally don't think paying for a hand-made
boat, or a custom made auto, etc., to get hand-made parts and manual
finish work is all that important.) But if what you mean is that the
hull is not sufficiently strong to do the job, and that the hulls, deck
joints, etc., of hundreds or thousands of Macs all over the country are
falling apart resulting in hundreds of deaths of passengers on these
boats, then it should be easy for you to provide lots of evidence, news
reports, etc. regarding the problem. But you can't, can you? So far, all
anyone on this ng has been able to do is to provide a few anecdotes of
problems with Macs that, for the most part, were attributable to drunk
or inexperienced skippers, etc. -

"Lightly made" doesn't mean low quality. - A Ferrari is "lightly made,"
for obvious reasons, but not cheaply made.

dagger board trunk area, I doubt seriously that it would break either
the board (which is a flexible, reinforced fiberglass member, not a
rigid lead keel) or the trunk/hull before I realized what was happening
and raised the board and moved the boat out to a safer position. The
noise of the board hitting the bottom would also be more noticable than
on a heavy keel boat.




you'll find out. do a google on ''Mac boards breaking''.


I'm sure it happens. Stuff can happen on any boat. However, you haven't
provided any evidence that the Mac would be more likely to fail or be
critically damaged under the particular circumstances outlined in this
Question 6. Just the opposite. - There are too many "ways out" of the
problem on the Mac, including: raising the board, motoring out through
shallow water to get to a better anchorage, beaching the boat. etc.


On second thought, perhaps music by Benny Hill would be more
apropo.
Maybe a few glasses of Bordeaux, or a gin and tonic would make me feel like


a real sailor?

Jim


So I'm not a "real sailor"? I would bet that I have been sailing longer
than you have.

Jim


Bobsprit June 24th 04 07:57 PM

What If # 6
 
So I'm not a "real sailor"? I would bet that I have been sailing longer
than you have.


You'd win that bet. Scotty Potty does not sail.

RB

Jim Cate June 25th 04 12:16 AM

What If # 6
 
Scott, don't forget that the dagger board on the mac isn't fixed, or
tied down. Actually, the only thing holding it down is gravity. What
this means in the context of Question #6 is that if the board hit the
bottom as the boat fell down off a wave or during a falling tide, the
boat would merely slide downwardly on the dagger board, or, the dagger
board would be pushed upwardly relative to the dagger board trunk. In
other words, it's yet another advantage of the Mac design. - If the
dagger board impacts the bottom, it merely telescopes upwardly within
the trunk rather than damaging the boat.

Jim



Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jim Cate" wrote in message
...



No sweat. If it's a Mac 26M, just close the hatches and start a fire in

the cabin..


Jim



More like: raise the board and motor out a little futher, set the
anchor, and then sit back, drink a Margarita and listen to some Vivaldi
or Beethoven while you watch the sunset.




If you had an older Mac (they were actualy sailboats at one time) with a
swing keel, you wouldn't be stuck in the first place. With your dagger
board, it will either break the board (most likely) or break the trunk/hull.
Good thing you have that double hull, eh?


--
Scotty
S/V Lisa Marie
Balt. MD USA



Scott Vernon June 26th 04 04:36 PM

*** I R O N Y ***
 
Isn't it ironic? At the very same time boob**** posted this juvenile,
jealous ridden post, I was out sailing.

Scotty


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...


You'd win that bet. Scotty Potty does not sail.

RB



Bobsprit June 26th 04 04:40 PM

***S A D I R O N Y ***
 
Isn't Scotty Potty sad? At the time he posted the item below I was sitting at
my nav station drinking ice water having spent two days aboard. We're spending
more and more time aboard and sailing, while Scotty Potty tries to squeeze in a
daysail here and there!


Scotty Potty wrote:
Isn't it ironic? At the very same time boob**** posted this juvenile,
jealous ridden post, I was out sailing.


RB

Scott Vernon June 26th 04 04:53 PM

***MORE I R O N Y ***
 
boob**** bragging about time spent in his slip.

;)))))))))))))))0

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Isn't Scotty Potty sad? At the time he posted the item below I was sitting

at
my nav station drinking ice water having spent two days aboard. We're

spending
more and more time aboard.




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