Last winter I couldn't get a date. Now I have women
chasing me and no time for them.

katysails wrote

Wow, that was a LOT of work....looks like it was worth it, though...100
pts.
for you.

BTW, Lady Pilot might switch her allegiance when she sees pics of both you
and your boats....

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katysails

Last winter I couldn't get a date.

That's weird....you seem like a nice guy...maybe you weren't looking in the
right places? Know what you mean though...a lady stopped Mr Sails in the
parking lot of the grocery store when she saw our yacht club parking sticker
on the rear bumper of my car...she started yammering to him about how much
she enjoyed sailing yadyada and didn't see me crouched down behind the door,
picking something up off the ground....I stood up and he immediately said "
It's my wife's boat...."

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I find that if I act interested in a woman, the woman will lose interest in
me.
When I am not interested at all, like when I have a steady girlfriend, or
I'm
just too busy to date, they suddenly get interested. It's proof that women
don't think logically, but rather react to being ignored by turning up the
heat. Any man will tell you that.

Lately I've been telling women I have no money to date. The inside of the
boat is a mess--I really don't want visitors right now. Yet twice in two
weeks women have dropped by the boat with a bottle of wine and romantic
notions. This time of year boats are better bait than a Corvette.

Now if I could only get them to stop by with West Marine gift certificates!
Perhaps I should post a sign--no women on board without a WM gift
certificate! I bet they would bring them.

Bart

katysails wrote
Last winter I couldn't get a date.

That's weird....you seem like a nice guy...maybe you weren't looking in
the
right places? Know what you mean though...a lady stopped Mr Sails in the
parking lot of the grocery store when she saw our yacht club parking
sticker
on the rear bumper of my car...she started yammering to him about how much
she enjoyed sailing yadyada and didn't see me crouched down behind the
door,
picking something up off the ground....I stood up and he immediately said
"
It's my wife's boat...."

Bart speculated:
Perhaps I should post a sign--no women on board without a WM gift
certificate! I bet they would bring them.

We all have out little fantasies....
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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

This is sooo true! So, one must cultivate aloofness without complete
lack of interest. It's an art form.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
.. .
I find that if I act interested in a woman, the woman will lose interest
in
me.
When I am not interested at all, like when I have a steady girlfriend, or
I'm
just too busy to date, they suddenly get interested. It's proof that
women
don't think logically, but rather react to being ignored by turning up the
heat. Any man will tell you that.

Lately I've been telling women I have no money to date. The inside of the
boat is a mess--I really don't want visitors right now. Yet twice in two
weeks women have dropped by the boat with a bottle of wine and romantic
notions. This time of year boats are better bait than a Corvette.

Now if I could only get them to stop by with West Marine gift
certificates!
Perhaps I should post a sign--no women on board without a WM gift
certificate! I bet they would bring them.

Bart

katysails wrote
Last winter I couldn't get a date.

That's weird....you seem like a nice guy...maybe you weren't looking in
the
right places? Know what you mean though...a lady stopped Mr Sails in
the
parking lot of the grocery store when she saw our yacht club parking
sticker
on the rear bumper of my car...she started yammering to him about how
much
she enjoyed sailing yadyada and didn't see me crouched down behind the
door,
picking something up off the ground....I stood up and he immediately
said
"
It's my wife's boat...."

Jon claimed:
one must cultivate aloofness

Methinks a little more fertilizer might help your aloofness along....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Jon claimed:
one must cultivate aloofness

katysails wrote:
Methinks a little more fertilizer might help your aloofness along....

And it would help explain the shovel marks on his forehead

DSK

I duck better than that.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Jon claimed:
one must cultivate aloofness

katysails wrote:
Methinks a little more fertilizer might help your aloofness along....

And it would help explain the shovel marks on his forehead

DSK

Well, it does help to shovel them some sh*t from time to time. :-)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jon claimed:
one must cultivate aloofness

Methinks a little more fertilizer might help your aloofness along....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Is that why a lot of women are attracted to gay men?

SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
This is sooo true! So, one must cultivate aloofness without complete
lack of interest. It's an art form.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
.. .
I find that if I act interested in a woman, the woman will lose interest
in
me.
When I am not interested at all, like when I have a steady girlfriend,
or
I'm
just too busy to date, they suddenly get interested. It's proof that
women
don't think logically, but rather react to being ignored by turning up
the
heat. Any man will tell you that.

Lately I've been telling women I have no money to date. The inside of
the
boat is a mess--I really don't want visitors right now. Yet twice in
two
weeks women have dropped by the boat with a bottle of wine and romantic
notions. This time of year boats are better bait than a Corvette.

Now if I could only get them to stop by with West Marine gift
certificates!
Perhaps I should post a sign--no women on board without a WM gift
certificate! I bet they would bring them.

Bart

katysails wrote
Last winter I couldn't get a date.

That's weird....you seem like a nice guy...maybe you weren't looking
in
the
right places? Know what you mean though...a lady stopped Mr Sails in
the
parking lot of the grocery store when she saw our yacht club parking
sticker
on the rear bumper of my car...she started yammering to him about how
much
she enjoyed sailing yadyada and didn't see me crouched down behind the
door,
picking something up off the ground....I stood up and he immediately
said
"
It's my wife's boat...."