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JAXAshby
 
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joe, you are tough and hard. At least when you are drinking beer.

I assure you that I can -- and have -- fire a semi-automatic rifle quickly
enough to make all around believe I fired the M-60 machine gun.

joe, faced with a professional you wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance in Hell
of living even a few hundreths of a second.

have another beer, joe.

You stick it in his gut and pull the trigger ... Not my favorite choice

...

yeah, you are a killer many times over. two, three, sometimes four a week.

and
that is just the men, the women you wing a bit to take their weapons from

them.
chivalrous you.



Jaxie,

Loosen your speedos, your losing to much blood to your brain.

I have no problem at all killing anyone that breaks into my boat. I
live aboard full time. I figure if someone breaks into my boat they
will do anything not to be stopped. It's very odvious we live aboard.
Just like in your house Im sure you think about security. What would
you do if you wokeup with someone kicking in your door?

I've been on the wrong end of a gun before, some drugged out
shrimpboat deckhand stole my truck at gunpoint, and I have been
stabbed once in the leg by a bandito in the phillipines. That was
then, I learned by my mistakes. Now I will get the drop on them first
with zero hesitation.

Your responce to my post sounds like someone with PTSS.

Joe








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Watched 'The Patriot' last night. I loved the way a few bumbling backwoods
red-neck farmers got the best of Her Majesties finest soldiers.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
joe, you are tough and hard. At least when you are drinking beer.

I assure you that I can -- and have -- fire a semi-automatic rifle quickly
enough to make all around believe I fired the M-60 machine gun.

joe, faced with a professional you wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance in

Hell
of living even a few hundreths of a second.

have another beer, joe.

You stick it in his gut and pull the trigger ... Not my favorite

choice
...

yeah, you are a killer many times over. two, three, sometimes four a

week.
and
that is just the men, the women you wing a bit to take their weapons

from
them.
chivalrous you.



Jaxie,

Loosen your speedos, your losing to much blood to your brain.

I have no problem at all killing anyone that breaks into my boat. I
live aboard full time. I figure if someone breaks into my boat they
will do anything not to be stopped. It's very odvious we live aboard.
Just like in your house Im sure you think about security. What would
you do if you wokeup with someone kicking in your door?

I've been on the wrong end of a gun before, some drugged out
shrimpboat deckhand stole my truck at gunpoint, and I have been
stabbed once in the leg by a bandito in the phillipines. That was
then, I learned by my mistakes. Now I will get the drop on them first
with zero hesitation.

Your responce to my post sounds like someone with PTSS.

Joe









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We're not talking Iraq right?

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I loved the way a few bumbling backwoods
red-neck farmers got the best of Her Majesties finest soldiers.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
joe, you are tough and hard. At least when you are drinking beer.

I assure you that I can -- and have -- fire a semi-automatic rifle

quickly
enough to make all around believe I fired the M-60 machine gun.

joe, faced with a professional you wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance

in
Hell
of living even a few hundreths of a second.

have another beer, joe.

You stick it in his gut and pull the trigger ... Not my favorite

choice
...

yeah, you are a killer many times over. two, three, sometimes four a

week.
and
that is just the men, the women you wing a bit to take their weapons

from
them.
chivalrous you.


Jaxie,

Loosen your speedos, your losing to much blood to your brain.

I have no problem at all killing anyone that breaks into my boat. I
live aboard full time. I figure if someone breaks into my boat they
will do anything not to be stopped. It's very odvious we live aboard.
Just like in your house Im sure you think about security. What would
you do if you wokeup with someone kicking in your door?

I've been on the wrong end of a gun before, some drugged out
shrimpboat deckhand stole my truck at gunpoint, and I have been
stabbed once in the leg by a bandito in the phillipines. That was
then, I learned by my mistakes. Now I will get the drop on them first
with zero hesitation.

Your responce to my post sounds like someone with PTSS.

Joe











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was "the Patriot" about the battle of New Orleans in 1815? If so, the American
redneck farmers had hunting rifles that could fire accurately at up to 200
yards, while the Brits had rifles accurate to only 100 yards. The Americans
would shoot at the Brits until they were getting to close, then back up.

The Brits also used a battlefield tactic they found useful for the flat plains
of Europe, namely lining up in rows and marching forward to overwhelm the
enemy, with losses. The terrain of the Battle of New Orleans did not make this
tactic viable.

Watched 'The Patriot' last night. I loved the way a few bumbling backwoods
red-neck farmers got the best of Her Majesties finest soldiers.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
joe, you are tough and hard. At least when you are drinking beer.

I assure you that I can -- and have -- fire a semi-automatic rifle quickly
enough to make all around believe I fired the M-60 machine gun.

joe, faced with a professional you wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance in

Hell
of living even a few hundreths of a second.

have another beer, joe.

You stick it in his gut and pull the trigger ... Not my favorite

choice
...

yeah, you are a killer many times over. two, three, sometimes four a

week.
and
that is just the men, the women you wing a bit to take their weapons

from
them.
chivalrous you.


Jaxie,

Loosen your speedos, your losing to much blood to your brain.

I have no problem at all killing anyone that breaks into my boat. I
live aboard full time. I figure if someone breaks into my boat they
will do anything not to be stopped. It's very odvious we live aboard.
Just like in your house Im sure you think about security. What would
you do if you wokeup with someone kicking in your door?

I've been on the wrong end of a gun before, some drugged out
shrimpboat deckhand stole my truck at gunpoint, and I have been
stabbed once in the leg by a bandito in the phillipines. That was
then, I learned by my mistakes. Now I will get the drop on them first
with zero hesitation.

Your responce to my post sounds like someone with PTSS.

Joe

















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No, but I've read about that battle. Kinda funny, no? This one took place
in SC or NC.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
was "the Patriot" about the battle of New Orleans in 1815? If so, the

American
redneck farmers had hunting rifles that could fire accurately at up to 200
yards, while the Brits had rifles accurate to only 100 yards. The

Americans
would shoot at the Brits until they were getting to close, then back up.

The Brits also used a battlefield tactic they found useful for the flat

plains
of Europe, namely lining up in rows and marching forward to overwhelm the
enemy, with losses. The terrain of the Battle of New Orleans did not make

this
tactic viable.

Watched 'The Patriot' last night. I loved the way a few bumbling

backwoods
red-neck farmers got the best of Her Majesties finest soldiers.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
joe, you are tough and hard. At least when you are drinking beer.

I assure you that I can -- and have -- fire a semi-automatic rifle

quickly
enough to make all around believe I fired the M-60 machine gun.

joe, faced with a professional you wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance

in
Hell
of living even a few hundreths of a second.

have another beer, joe.

You stick it in his gut and pull the trigger ... Not my favorite

choice
...

yeah, you are a killer many times over. two, three, sometimes four a

week.
and
that is just the men, the women you wing a bit to take their weapons

from
them.
chivalrous you.


Jaxie,

Loosen your speedos, your losing to much blood to your brain.

I have no problem at all killing anyone that breaks into my boat. I
live aboard full time. I figure if someone breaks into my boat they
will do anything not to be stopped. It's very odvious we live aboard.
Just like in your house Im sure you think about security. What would
you do if you wokeup with someone kicking in your door?

I've been on the wrong end of a gun before, some drugged out
shrimpboat deckhand stole my truck at gunpoint, and I have been
stabbed once in the leg by a bandito in the phillipines. That was
then, I learned by my mistakes. Now I will get the drop on them first
with zero hesitation.

Your responce to my post sounds like someone with PTSS.

Joe




















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On 15 Apr 2004 11:20:41 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote this
crap:

was "the Patriot" about the battle of New Orleans in 1815?


Surely you must be kidding! "The Patriot" took place during the War
of Independence. The battle near the end of the movie, where the
militia was deployed in the center, and drew the British into a double
envelopment, was a depiction of the battle of Cowpens. 17 January
1781.

If so, the American
redneck farmers had hunting rifles that could fire accurately at up to 200
yards, while the Brits had rifles accurate to only 100 yards. The Americans
would shoot at the Brits until they were getting to close, then back up.


Apparently you don't know the difference between rifles and muskets.


The Brits also used a battlefield tactic they found useful for the flat plains
of Europe, namely lining up in rows and marching forward to overwhelm the
enemy, with losses. The terrain of the Battle of New Orleans did not make this
tactic viable.


That was a tactic used for thousands of years, with great success, and
had nothing to do with the terrain.

Watched 'The Patriot' last night. I loved the way a few bumbling backwoods
red-neck farmers got the best of Her Majesties finest soldiers.


True, but it wasn't the militia that won the war, it was Washington's
regulars.

The last battle was at Yorktown. Cornwallis was under seige, and
awaiting reinforcements. The French fleet cut off the ships bringing
those reinforcements, giving the victory to Washington. Didn't you
notice the French ships in the harbor near the end of that last
battle?





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were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?

SV


"Horvath" wrote
Didn't you
notice the French ships in the harbor near the end of that last
battle?





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On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:20:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?


Let me stop and catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

All seriousness aside, this was the last time the French helped us
out. And probably the last time.

Sometimes I think that the only reason Great Britian is on our side is
because it ****es off the French.






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Probably right, but they do have fewer heart attacks.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:20:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?


Let me stop and catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

All seriousness aside, this was the last time the French helped us
out. And probably the last time.

Sometimes I think that the only reason Great Britian is on our side is
because it ****es off the French.






Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.



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Even back then there was contempt towards the french, according to Mel
Gibsons' character.

Scotty

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:20:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?


Let me stop and catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

All seriousness aside, this was the last time the French helped us
out. And probably the last time.

Sometimes I think that the only reason Great Britian is on our side is
because it ****es off the French.






Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.




 
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