I was sailing alone, nude.

Suddenly a gay whale saw me and started to wank.I knew what could
happen and tried to sail away, but it was to late.A huge load of whale
sperm splashed on my head and on my boat!

I almost drowned in whale sperm and my boat finally sank.

I was alone on high seas for three days and had to swim like crazy to
avoid the gay whale who wanted my butt.

Finally I arrived at an island and I was safe.

So NEVER sail nude, because gay whales may see you and become sexually
attracted and nasty thing could happen!

Must have been Captain America.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I was sailing alone, nude.

Suddenly a gay whale saw me and started to wank.I knew what could
happen and tried to sail away, but it was to late.A huge load of whale
sperm splashed on my head and on my boat!

I almost drowned in whale sperm and my boat finally sank.

I was alone on high seas for three days and had to swim like crazy to
avoid the gay whale who wanted my butt.

Finally I arrived at an island and I was safe.

So NEVER sail nude, because gay whales may see you and become sexually
attracted and nasty thing could happen!

So, your fifth grade class has been studying sperm whales, have they?



"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I was sailing alone, nude.

Suddenly a gay whale saw me and started to wank.I knew what could
happen and tried to sail away, but it was to late.A huge load of whale
sperm splashed on my head and on my boat!

I almost drowned in whale sperm and my boat finally sank.

I was alone on high seas for three days and had to swim like crazy to
avoid the gay whale who wanted my butt.

Finally I arrived at an island and I was safe.

So NEVER sail nude, because gay whales may see you and become sexually
attracted and nasty thing could happen!