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Hey, Bart!
Name this tune!
Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa, Da, da daa da, daaa -aaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa. Regards Donal -- |
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You beat me to the punch!
Same to you! Bart "Donal" wrote in message ... Name this tune! Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa, Da, da daa da, daaa -aaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa. Regards Donal -- |
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"Donal" wrote in message ...
Name this tune! Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa, Da, da daa da, daaa -aaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa. Regards Donal -- Physic royal yacht master hymn in D- or the thyme to the dick van dyke show. Regards, Joe |
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"Joe" wrote in message om... "Donal" wrote in message ... Name this tune! Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa, Da, da daa da, daaa -aaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa. Physic royal yacht master hymn in D- or the thyme to the dick van dyke show. What words of wisdom? -- from the great sage!!! BTW - wrong on both counts. Did you spot the pun? Regards Donal -- |
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Donal exclaimed:=20
Name this tune! Who 's birthday is it? --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message om... "Donal" wrote in message ... Name this tune! Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa, Da, da daa da, daaa -aaaa Da, da daa da, daaa daaaa. Physic royal yacht master hymn in D- or the thyme to the dick van dyke show. What words of wisdom? -- from the great sage!!! Thank you Oh Grand Pobah of the Royal Physic Yachtmaster. I'm sure with your physic ability you can tell without any external imput that I knew it wasen't the thyme to the Dick Van Dyke show. And you also must be aware that I'm sorry for letting on to others the secret hymn of the brotherhood of Royal Physic Yachtmasters. Be careful do not describe the secret handshake online. BTW - wrong on both counts. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Did you spot the pun? It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. Regards, Joe Regards Donal -- |
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"Joe" wrote in message om... "Donal" wrote in message ... Did you spot the pun? It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. I've reduced you to an admission of zero knowledge. I'm sorry. I really didn't expect you to admit that you knew nothing. Regards Donal -- |
Hey, Bart!
"katysails" wrote in message ... Donal exclaimed: Name this tune! Who 's birthday is it? Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it! Regards Donal -- |
Hey, Bart!
Who 's birthday is it?
Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it! Happy birthday to both of you, then! --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Hey, Bart!
Who 's birthday is it?
Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it! katysails wrote: Happy birthday to both of you, then! Many happy returns, many more birthdays to come, and may you both lose count ;) DSK |
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"katysails" wrote in message ... Who 's birthday is it? Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it! Happy birthday to both of you, then! Thank you! Regards Donal -- |
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"Donal" wrote in message ... "katysails" wrote in message ... Donal exclaimed: Name this tune! Who 's birthday is it? Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it! Regards Donal Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is? John Cairns |
Hey, Bart!
OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 18:42:17 -0500, DSK scribbled thusly: Many happy returns, many more birthdays to come, and may you both lose count ;) Altzheimers,,what a wonderful disease...for women :-) They seem to get it at the wedding ceremony! Why else would they ask the same, bloody questions every single day for 25 years? Regards Donal -- |
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"John Cairns" wrote in message ... Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is? John Cairns 46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Regards Donal -- |
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"Donal" wrote
Why else would they ask the same, bloody question every single day for 25 years? ''is it in yet?'' ? ¿ ? ¿ |
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Donal asked:=20
Why else would they ask the same, bloody questions every single day for = 25 years? And what bloody questions would those be? --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 00:13:22 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: 46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Wuss. I'm older than you, and in much better shape. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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tit-shaped
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:33:45 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: Wuss. I'm older than you, and in much better shape. Pear shape! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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"katysails" wrote in message ... Donal asked: Why else would they ask the same, bloody questions every single day for 25 years? And what bloody questions would those be? "When can we get a new kitchen?" "When can we get a new TV?" "Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?" Regards Donal -- |
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"Donal" wrote:
46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! Frank |
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Donal replied:=20
And what bloody questions would those be? "When can we get a new kitchen?" "When can we get a new TV?" "Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?" Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop = pestering you about the other. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at =
bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you = wouldn't think she cared. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Hey, Bart!
your boyfriend doesn't count.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On 17 Mar 2004 16:40:08 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote this crap: Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! She doesn't laugh at me, you wuss! Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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"katysails" wrote:
Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you wouldn't think she cared. True; but you're taking all the fun out of my delight in *complaining* about her. So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young, and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I must be winding down toward my teen years along about now! |
Hey, Bart!
Frank Maier wrote:
Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick. Martial arts are great for keeping in shape, never was into kendo but did a few other things. I do Pilotes once in a while with my wife's class and they are amazed that I can do everything they can. They're used to guys wimping out halfway thru. To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! No, she's not laughing *at* you, she's laughing near you. Regards Doug King |
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"Donal" wrote
"katysails" wrote Who 's birthday is it? Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it! It's Donal's birthday too. Bart |
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"John Cairns" wrote
Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is? John Cairns 48 years for me. I think Donal is up to 98. Bart |
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"katysails" wrote in message ... Donal replied: And what bloody questions would those be? "When can we get a new kitchen?" "When can we get a new TV?" "Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?" Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop pestering you about the other. Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start complaining about something else. That is what you women are like! In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so fast. Regards Donal -- |
Hey, Bart!
"Frank Maier" wrote in message om... "Donal" wrote: 46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! Have you tried Viagra! Regards Donal -- |
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Donal wrote:
Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start complaining about something else. That is what you women are like! In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so fast. ** a joke ** A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works..... "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are lousy lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do. So the friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and they don’t leave laundry on the floor." The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is truly NO way to make a woman happy.” |
Hey, Bart!
On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:14:13 -0000, "Donal"
wrote: "katysails" wrote in message ... Donal replied: And what bloody questions would those be? "When can we get a new kitchen?" "When can we get a new TV?" "Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?" Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop pestering you about the other. Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start complaining about something else. That is what you women are like! In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so fast. Regards Donal Reminds me of the old joke... "Why do women keep their eyes closed while having sex?... ....Becasue they can't stand to see a man enjoying himself.":) |
Hey, Bart!
"Donal" scribbled thusly:
In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so fast. Ozzzzzzy wrote: My goodness, what a distorted view of life. Possibly, yes. He overlooks that fact that some men are truly happy only when they are complaining about something. And the fact that not all women are the same (thank goodness). Women are happy when they have security, love and consideration. They are most happy when they know that you realise just how lucky you are to have them. The mentally healthy ones, yes. They are ecstatic when they have a gold Amex card and a positive balance and are in some foreign land where they can buy something "different" and it won't cost too much for freight home. You should see the doors she "found" in Santa Fe (shakes head) Ah well, you indulge her. My wife isn't really much interested in shopping... she has "only" 8 or 9 pairs of shoes... Regards Doug King |
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'' 'Ole Donal" wrote
Women are only truly happy when they have something to moan about. yes, tis true, I try to make Lisa moan at least every other night. ;) Scotty |
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Frank exclaimed:=20
So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young, and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I must be winding down toward my teen years along about now! Ain't life grand?!?!?! --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Hey, Bart!
Donal sated: Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about.=20 So you're not good enough to make her moan? --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Hey, Bart!
DSK wrote:
Frank Maier wrote: Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick. Ya know, I don't really mind (and kinda expect) being pounded by 25-year-old (semi)professional Japanese police dojo kenshi when they visit. What really hurts is when some 85-year-old visiting sensei, who can barely walk into the dojo, pounds the crap outa me, whacking me three or four times before I can even get my shinai (stick) over my head for an initial attempt to hit him. And my hits always seem to fail to connect with him. Old *******s! Wait 'til I'm 85; then I'm gonna kick some ass. And, aging sexist that I am, I further admit that I dislike getting the **** beat out of me by a woman who's about 4'8" and weighs maybe 85 lbs. in her armor! And of course, when we're done, she's gracious enough to give me a coupla pointers about my (laughably poor) technique. Yeah, thanks. grump But it's great aerobic exercise and you get to hit people with a stick while yelling at them at the top of your lungs! Try that at your place of employment! Big fun! |
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OZ remarked:=20
-- You should see the doors she "found" in Santa Fe (shakes head) You shipped doors home to OZ from the US?????? What were they? Carved = mission oak? You could have saved on shipping, stuck a pole hrough the = doorknob hole, and sailed them there. katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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** a joke ** A little boy of 4 is taking his bath and looks down at his testicles. = He turns to his mother and asks: Are those my brains, Mama? She = answers: No, dear...not yet. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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http://www.santafeheritagedoors.com/index.html
http://www.santafeheritagedoors.com/...tos/index.html You have to like Southwest Mission, I guess....not my kind of = thing....Here's my kind of doors:=20 http://www.doorsbydecora.com/DbyD1324a.html --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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